1 Fanny Quotes

(1)I'm not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.

(2)When nothing seems right….go left!!

(3)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

(4)When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 more minutes, it's the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. :D

(5)Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

(6)Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.

(7)Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

(8)When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

(9)Don't drink and park – accidents cause people.

(10)A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.