13 Damn Dream
"Die!! Motherfucker! BHWAHAHAHAH!" yelled a lunatic guy wearing brown ripped jeans, clotted by blood coming from his wounds.
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As he rushed forward, tightening his grip and swinging his sword multiple times at a mysterious, huge figure whose body was coated with a thick, black fog.
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-Shuuung!
-Zhingg!!
However, no matter how many times the lunatic guy swung his sword, it just passed through the body as if nothing had happened to the mysterious figure.
"Arg... damnit, it's useless." The lunatic guy retorted in frustration, helplessly dropping his sword to the ground.
-Thud.
While staring at the mysterious figure, who slowly walked towards him with each stomp that shook the ground.
-Stomp...!!
-Shompp...!
-Shtommm.!!!
As the mysterious figure got closer, it glowed its eyes and gazed at him with its vicious red gem-like eyes.
"Grii....." the mysterious figure growled like a bear while menacingly standing before the lunatic guy.
"Damnit." The lunatic guy mumbled in despair, staring at the mysterious figure.
"..."
"..."
However, for some reason, both of them stared in silence for a little while.
Suddenly, the lunatic guy yelled with all his might.
"Argh!!! Stop staring at me like an idiot and just kill me, you motherfucker!!" the lunatic guy yelled like an actual lunatic, raising his middle finger toward the mysterious figure.
Seeing this, the mysterious figure somehow felt threatened and moved away from the lunatic guy.
"Hehe, stupid." The lunatic guy yelled.
The mysterious figure rushed towards the lunatic guy with its dark razor-sharp claw and slapped the hell out of the lunatic guy.
-Fuusshh!!
"Arghh!!" The lunatic guy howled in pain as he flew away, his lower abdomen ruptured by the mysterious figure's claw.
-Busshh!
After being thrown away, the lunatic guy howled in pain as he watched the mysterious figure disappear.
"Ahh!! Argh!! Huh... wait.. why doesn't it feel hurt?" the lunatic guy confusedly asked himself.
The excruciating pain he felt from his ruptured abdomen disappeared.
"The pain is no longer here, but why do I need to pee.." the lunatic guy questioned himself as he felt that his crotch was about to burst.
"Ahhh, shit...."
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"Woaaaa!!! "I need to pee! I need pee!!" I yelled in panic as I suddenly jolted awake by a sudden bursting sensation down to my crotch.
Before leaping out of bed and scrambling through the door to find the bathroom.
-squxkk...
-Bash!
As soon as I left the room, I immediately rushed down the hall, clutching my crotch and about to burst.
"I need to pee!! Ah, there you are!" I exclaimed in excitement the moment I saw the restroom.
"Wait, something is wrong. I thought the bathroom was in the left corner... nah, never mind, I need to go fast, my crotch can't hold it anymore!" I thought to myself, but I completely forgot later.
"Finally!! There you are!" I said in relief as I pushed open the bathroom door and stepped inside.
As I entered inside, I unzipped my pants and positioned my racket, firing it into my target spot.
-Zippppppp...
-Siii...
"Ahhhhh... finally, I thought I was going to pee by myself," I muttered to myself in relief.
However, my relief was short-lived as I noticed something unusual while I was firing my rockets.
When I looked down, I noticed that even though I felt like I had already fired my ammunition, there was nothing down there.
Only my rocket, which didn't fire up. Despite this, I still had the sensation that I had released it.
"Ah, fuck... so that's the reason why I felt something strange. It's the moment when I went outside to find the bathroom. As far as I know, the nearest bathroom was in the right corner," I thought deeply, as I then noticed something else off within my surroundings.
And, oh boy, I was right when I began to realize that the bathroom I was currently in was.
The same bathroom from my previous life, with sky-blue painted walls and ash-white tiles.
"This isn't right," I thought in confusion as I finally realized what was happening.
"Oh, fuck..." I said as I suddenly slapped my face with all my force, forcing myself to wake up from my dream.
-Slappp!!
"Haa!! Ha.. ha.. shit, so that was just a dream!" I exclaimed as my body was covered in sweat, not to mention my pajamas, which felt so wet.
"Wait... my pajamas! Why does it feel so wet?" I yelled in panic as I flipped over my blanket.
As soon as I removed it, I saw the horrible thing I wasn't expecting: my blue and white striped pajamas were all soaked with my own pee.
Yes, that's right, they were really soaked. Luckily, my bed was built to absorb any type of liquid it came into contact with on the mat, so it didn't feel wet.
"Ahh... shit! This isn't real, right?" I asked myself before slapping my face once again to check if this was a dream.
-Slapp!
However, it seems that this is the reality.
"Ahh! It hurts!" I yelled in pain, realizing that this wasn't a dream and I really did pee my pants!
"Ahh, fuck..." I said as my mind went numb and my mind shut down.
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'WELCOME TO THE CUNNY COUNCIL S-2"
It's Where the four MC's cunny debates with each other. Whenever the MC finds himself in a shameful or embarrassing situation, the four cunnys will show up and take the authority to make a fruitful decision.
"Cunny is back~" greeted Said by the young kid wearing jet-black glasses.
"What the fuck you're talking about?" Retorted by a young man who had a thick mustache.
"Nothing... anyway, what are we doing again?" the glasses kid replied before asking a question to the mustache kid.
"Huh?!! Why?! Because our body did something stupid again!" the mustache kid said. Angrily yelled as he fiercely looked at the glasses kid.
"Erk! I'm sorry! I forget." The glasses kid apologized in fear as he looked at the angry mustache kid.
Suddenly, thick white smoke appeared out of nowhere in front of them.
"Please don't call our creator stupid you mustache kid." The butt-naked kid replied as he magically appeared out of thin air.
"W-wait, W-ho are you again?" the glasses kid asked. as he looked at the naked kid in amazement.
"What the heck is with you, butt-naked kid? Anyway, who are you again?" Asked by the mustache kid as he fiercely stared at the naked kid before he spoke again.
"What are you looking at? Want to have a fight?!" yelled the mustache kid as he looked at the naked kid before he looked away.
Hearing that, the naked kid gazed at the mustache kid for a while before he spoke.
"We cunn-" However, he was interrupted by a voice behind him.
"We Cunny don't have names, you know." Said the kid, wearing a cool-looking black coat and tie.
After that, the coated kid walked past the butt-naked kid.
"Oh, it's been a while," sneered the naked kid as he looked at the coated kid.
"Yeah, it's been a while," replied the coated kid as he smiled while looking at the naked kid.
Seeing all of this, the mustache kid couldn't handle it anymore and finally explodes, yelling at the two of them.
"Can you just shut up and be productive?! We need to make a decision whether to make a fuss about what happened or just let it be!" angrily yelled the mustache kid as he fiercely looked at them.
Hearing this, both the naked kid's and coated kid's faces turned serious, but not the glasses kid's, as he just walked away and minded his own business.
After that, they began to debate aggressively with each other about whether to let it go or not.
"Let it be! it's just normal for a boy, right?!" Yelled by the Coated kid to the mustache kid.
"What the heck? did you all forget how old our mentally is?!!" Yelled by the mustache kid as he looked at the Glassed kid.
"You.. why you are not saying a single word!!" Mustache kid retorted in an aggressive tone to the glassed kid.
"Why are you always bullying him? Just let it be!" Coate kid said to the mustache kid.
"You!!" Mustache kid said in an irritating tone to the couted kid.
After that, the cunny's finally cast their votes on whether to let the main body make a fuss about what had happened or to simply let it go as normal.
Two of them voted to let it be, reasoning that it was a normal occurrence, while one person voted against it, arguing that it was not normal for a mentally competent adult.
Lastly, one voted for neutrality, perhaps seeking to avoid any potential conflict.
As the decision was made, I finally began to regain my own consciousness.
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The atmosphere around me gradually came back into focus, and I realized that I was lying on the bed.
"Argh?! What the heck had happened?!" I asked myself as I touched my pajamas to check if it was wet.
"Wait, I thought I peed myself, but why is it so dry?" I calmly said, yet with a mix of confusion, as I continued to touch my pajamas. However, to my surprise, they were really wet.
That's when I realized it was just another dream.
"Oh, fuck it!!" I yelled in frustration.
