27 Dr. Supreme Theft ATM strikes again! and (M*J**A E**R*W***E 2)

Zack POV

June 15th.

Despite the fact the bodymod made it so I didn't have to brush my teeth or shower, I still did it.

It made me feel like I wasn't something weird like some kind ki-based of martial artist who can juggle cars. 

Even if that's exactly what I was, sometimes, I just wanted to feel normal.

I finished getting ready, and put on a generic doctor coat, A black fedora with a pink feather wrapped in a rainbow colored cloth. 

I put on the badge that said "Dr. Supreme Theft ATM™" and walked out the door as miu looked on amused.

Putting on the rainbow colored fake bearded mustache and the rainbow colored wig that I almost forgot, I put the hat back on, and smiled.

You see, if you rob enough of the same thing, they start doing stake-outs

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Yesterday I felt a hostile gaze as I approached the atm I was going to rob, so I passed by it and moved on.

I went to another ATM and the same thing happened. So that day, instead of robbing ATMs I looked around the area of those ATMs and found multiple plain-clothes detectives just staring at the ATMs.

So I immediately decided to fuck with them.

I went around the city and bought a bearded mustache at a party store multiple districts away.

A doctor's coat at a costume party supply store even further away.

A fedora at a hat shop closer, but not close enough to track.

And finally a length of cloth of multiple colors to wrap my fedora along with multiple feathers of different colors at an arts and crafts store on the opposite side of the city.

I had my badge made, laminated it myself, and donned it.

I terrorized them using this appearance for the entire rest of the day. 

I netted another 400 million Yen that day, so I felt pretty good about myself. 

I passed by the latest ATM, twirling around officers demanding I get on the ground or surrender or put my hands on my head.

I gave my head multiple pats in the way that the mocking Frenchmen did in monty python in the holy grail and moved towards the ATM as they ineffectually tried to stop me.

I tried to empty the ATM but I got a surprise.

My watertight perk came in handy as neon bankers paint failed to move into my hammerspace.

I shrugged.

Acting as offended as humanly possible I shouted. "Doctor supreme theft ATM trademark is not amused! Doctor supreme theft ATM trademark shall now proceed to rob ATMs in OTHER districts! But now, Doctor supreme theft ATM trademark will prioritize ATMs near police stations and donut shops!"

I moved in a burst of speed that was just below the speed of sound and kept my promise.

Head detective Ido Tekenome

"Motherfucker! We had him!" I shouted as he sped off. Seriously! What the fuck! How does he keep disappearing like that?

My partner seemed to stare at me with a deadpan. "We really didn't have him, sir, he was clearly just playing with us."

I grit my teeth and shoved my face in my hands. "I know! I know we didn't actually have him! How are we even supposed to catch a clearly supernatural criminal?! We literally have no leads to who he might be! Nobody even knows what he looks like! Yes, pink hair is common for japanese citizens, Green hair is common for Japanese citizens, black hair is the most common hair color in japan, but that wig has literally EVERY color! There's no such thing! We checked local stores that sell that type of wig and beard and mustache combo. NOTHING! Nobody bought a doctor coat in the area that even came close to the stature of the perp! Every part of his outfit hasn't been purchased in any of the local districts! We might as well throw in the fucking towel!"

Zack POV 

I arrived at the hotel after switching out of my disguise while underneath a bridge that didn't have any surveillance. 

Man, this hammerspace comes in clutch!

Before I arrive in the elevator, I am stopped by a man wearing a diamond Tojo clan pin on his immaculate suit. "Sir, the director of the Tojo clan would like to meet with you. He told me you would say no, unless you read this letter though." 

He handed me a letter, and I opened it.

"Dear my extremely amusing disciple from another dimension. When I said everywhere, I really meant EVERYWHERE.

-Goro Majima 

Head Director of the Tojo clan.

P.S. try to use your Observe thingy. Once you get it once, you can't not know how to do it. Trust me."

I stare at the letter in disbelief.

I try to use the 'observe' ability without the gamer on the Executive in front of me.

It takes a few seconds but-

Himichi Wanzo

Titles: (Tojo Clan Executive.) ( New Mad Dog of the Tojo Clan.)

Himichi Wanzo used to hate his name due to it sounding like the kanji for the sound a dog makes when barking. That is until the former mad dog of the Tojo Clan trained him to fight like him. Now that his bite is bigger than his bark. He will do anything that Goro Majima asks of him.

Stranger things have happened to me.

Probably.

"I'll get Miu and then I'll come on over." I say.

He nods, and stands to the side to wait for me.

Local Goro Majima POV.

It had been over millions of years ago. I hadn't forgotten what I did that long ago- but honestly, every Majima knows in their soul what they are.

It's buried deep within them

The story goes like this.

A man named Majima, so obsessed with seeking out the strong and bringing them to their peak, through that obsession, gets to the peak themselves. But then they realize. The peak is boring.

In their madness, they use all their money to find a way to find another mountain.

They succeed, through different methods, but every one of them eventually succeeds.

Upon seeing that other mountain, they see other Majimas.

Those Majimas link up mentally, they do that.

Over.

And over.

And over.

Until one Goro Majima is so different from another that instead of reaching the peak through martial arts, they reach it through style ki.

That Goro Majima eventually links with a Goro Majima with other power systems.

He continues to do that-

Until he is truly everywhere.

An eternity of Majima.

A hive mind of oneself.

One goal.

Every Majima-.

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