9 My Lackeys are too Competent

A short-height boy with a round face framed by a short mess of fluffy dark-green hair which sticks up at odd angles around his head, casting noticeably dark shadows onto itself.

His eyes were large and somewhat circular, their irises the same green color as his broccoli hair, which at times are very watery, and are usually stretched quite wide, giving him an innocent, energized appearance.

He had a set of four symmetrical freckles in diamond formations, one on each cheek. Any weeb would easily recognize him since the anime he is the main character of is a mainstream one.

[Picture Insert here]

Izuku Midoriya, also known as, Deku. He is the main character of 'My Hero Academia'. A pure, innocent boy with a burning passion to save lives. I could call him a true hero.

Bullied since young for not having a quirk, he still didn't completely give up on his dream to become a hero.

Having a chance to go into the hero profession would have been a fleeting dream if not for his lucky encounter with the hero, 'All Might'.

Although Deku didn't have any physical capabilities, he did have a great analyzing ability. Although it was not a quirk, sometimes when talent is continuously used it becomes a reliable ability.

Even without a quirk, Deku has plenty of potential to become extremely strong and if used brains and changing alignment then the ability to reach the pinnacle.

However, every being is made fair. When people have intelligence, they are ugly while when people are handsome, they are pretty dumb.

Just like that, Deku is a genius analyzer but has a good alignment. If he had an outright evil alignment he could do experiments on quirks, modify his own body, etc.

They say that the purest of souls are the easiest to corrupt. I am very keen on finding that out.

Izuku Midoriya, the lackey of Nava Etrama Di Miki.

The title suits him. He is a born sidekick.

"Hello." I greeted my future flunky. Instead of greeting back, he kept muttering and tripped on his feet.

I sensed my 'female scouting' sense tingling hence I quickly caught the broccoli kid with my leg on his face pushing him up.

"You should walk carefully." I scolded him but my eyes weren't looking at him but rather a beautiful normal looking woman.

She had long purple bangs that cover her right eye and was wearing a long coat jacket and a jumpsuit inside it.

I instantly recognized her. Touka Kirishima. The female love interest of Ken Kaneki.

[Picture Insert Here]

If I hadn't jumped in then probably Touka would have saved Deku just like how Uraraka had done in the anime/manga and maybe he would cuck Ken Kaneki.

He could be known as Chadku. However I have no intention of that happening, he needs to be Cuckoo.

Lame. I know.

I think I should use the tactic of falling towards the ground while pretending to be engrossed in something. It might work to attract a woman.

"Ah yes. Sorry. Sorry. Please forgive me!!!" Deku bowed a complete 90°. I could only stare at him dumbfounded, poor kid must have been bullied a lot.

"It's fine. Don't bow please stand up." No. Bow a bit longer, mongrel.

"I am sorry. I would have fallen flat on my face. Thanks for helping me." He bowed once again just like how a lackey of mine should and showed his thanks.

I nodded appreciating it.

"Even if I hadn't saved you, probably this lady would have."

Touka appeared a bit shocked but this was needed since I had to make a connection with her soon. Deku turned to look at her and mustered up the best smile he could while blushing.

"Thank you, ma'am."

Touka nodded and waved her hand to show that it didn't matter much.

I knew I had to make my appearance at this moment.

"Sorry. You look familiar... is your name Candice by any chance?"

She frowned and spoke in a nonchalant tone.

"Candice who?"

I coughed a bit and waved my hand.

"My name is Nava Etrama Di Miki. You can call me Miki.... miss?"

"Touka. Touka Kirishima."

I nodded.

"Okay, then Touka. It is nice to meet you."

She frowned again, it seems that she wasn't much comfortable with me calling her by her first name. I pretended to notice what I did wrong.

"Ah sorry! I am actually from a country called Lukedonia and there we don't use Japanese suffix so it's a bit hard."

Of course, that was just bullshit.

Touka nodded, her discomfort fading away. Thiz, how my frandz, we drick Japaneze whamen to call them indimately.

Touka spoke again.

"You are quite good for a foreigner."

I nodded to her again.

"Half of my family is situated here so I am quite adept at it."

Touka had a temporary reminiscing look on her face when she heard family and muttered.

"Must be good to have a family."

Damn girl... this went dark pretty fast.

Deku butted in our conversation and said the words I wanted to ask the most.

"Do you not have a family?"

Touka didnt speak, we got her answer just from that. I held my excitement in and spoke with a solemn expression.

"Touka-chan, if you want then I can be your family."

Touka's legs came at a stop, she looked at me with a dazed expression while making a stupid sound.

"Eh?"

"..."

"..."

"Anyway do you want some help with that?" I broke the awkwardness by offering to help her carry the coffee supplies in her hands.

She nodded half-mindedly and shoved half of the coffee packs in my hands. The ignorant Deku who didn't understand anything going on too was going to offer to help but one glare from me shut him up.

Deku grooming progress on!

"Genos why don't you go entertain broccoli scrub and check on Charanko?"

Genos nodded.

"Yes. Yung Mastha."

Touka raised an eyebrow upon hearing the term while Deku was blank, not able to understand what was going on.

Soon he was pulled by Genos to the Clinic Division in the dome. I shouted in Genos direction to remind him.

"Meet me in the cafeteria! Bring Charanko too!"

He nodded while holding Deku in his arms like a sack of rice.

"Yes, Yung Masthaaaa!"

He shouted while running in the hallway, vanishing as if he was never there.

My lackeys are too competent. This could be a title for a Chinese novel.

I smiled at Touka who was beside me and spoke in a husky tone.

"Shall we go?"

A faint flustered expression came over her face when she heard my s.e.x.y. tone and nodded. I have practiced it a lot so it was bound to happen.

I held the coffee supplies near my chest and walked beside Touka to wherever we were going to give them.