Unexpected

day2 of the expedition with gramps.

yeah i started to call them gramps now...please don't ask why. at dawn i found out about some new technique in the old-ass codex that 'seems to' be useful.

"soul bonding arts? seems pretty cringy...but whatever let's give it a try" little side note here that it's was described like this 'an arts that can tied and bond thyself soul to the others. the highest rank in the taming arts' yep it's pretty cringe but i still try to learn it and unexpectly the benefits is very good.it helps qi circulation to be better and pretty much strengthen flesh and bones.

"huh who would think this arts is pretty good. let's master it out" then i train untill morning and finally master it. well let's not mention the noon cuz it's pretty much really boring. so in the afternoon while me and the gramps are still on...ah...some sort of spiky mountain, we encountered somesort of tiger monster covered in black flames from head to tails...yeah it has ten tails and damn it looks so fucking cool and menacing.

'foolish human, you dare enter my territory. don't push your luck just because we didn't move into your land. i'll crush your puny body!!' so i took that personally and started to beat it into a bloody pulp...actually it's not going very well to be honest. after exchange some blows it starts to spill some nonsense i guess?

'you're very good for human you insolent brat, but not even strong enough to take me down. however your puny pathetic little human w-' then before it could spew out anymore nonsenses, i use *the art of kicking the nuts* and kicks it in the nuts. 'c-coward...y-you dare use such a dirty trick against me...' when it's saying arrongantly...its legs starts to shake and tremble in fear of getting kicked again. "arrogant and ignorant is a poison, you didn't train. but you're still brag about your power, you're not suitable for an arrogant attitude." and when i finish...ah...let's just say that it was out cold already...what a weakling...anyway~~ time skip to the dusk cuz between that is boring anyway. 'human...why did you spare me...' it asked with so fucking little voice that i thought i can call it a young boy voice. with a face that feels like it's dying. "well...i'm just curious about you. and i didn't really have any intention to kill you anyway so...yeah i didn't really know." i answered with the carefree attitude...cuz he can't really resist you know? aaaaaaanyway. after it finish, i turn around and...ah...it's fucking embrassing...it turns out to be a cute adorable little boy...well...i remember that i got a nose bleed for sure.

'behold! my m-' "please go out with me" ...ah...fucking embrassing. everyone got stunned for a moment too tho...fuck it's too fucking embrassing. ah...i need to continue. 'what did you ju-' and...come again...i said it again...fuck "please go out with me" 'how dare you. lowly human d-' "yes i dare. and i'll make you mine no matter what"...fuck i really hate myself. then we call it a day and i use him as a body pillow.

-K

"that's some fucked up diary...wait...how did i get addicted to make a diary...fuck it i don't care." he goes back to sleep with his body pillow. unaware of the being who still keeps an eye on him with curiosity.