Notice of a new thing(fic)/(correction) I am doing

Alright guys. I am sure that many of you know how objectively crap the sequels were. Regardless of whatever cgi, style, BB-8, or cool explosions happened. It was shit. They wrote Rey shit, they did Luke dirty. They scuffed Kylo Ren's villain origin flashback. They scuffed the Knights of Ren. Also never explained where the name Ren even came from.

Back to Rey, I liked the character initially. I was cool with it. Until they let all the braindead shit happen and ruined the character. Especially in the second movie. Bringing back Palpatine like that was lazy and they didn't even do it in a good way(third movie). They just wanted to make things flashy.

Which is why I am going to rewrite the movies, all three, scene by scene and even more than if need be. I may not be the best, but you do not need to be the best to be better than dogshit.

I will make Rey good. I will make Finn the badass he was supposed to be. I will give Phasma a better role. I will redeem Luke. Po was actually the best written in my opinion, but I'll make him better. I'll fix the Leia flying through space shit. Make it sensible. RIP Carrie Fisher. I will make Snoke more than just a disposable puppet. Fuck that admiral bitch, she was insufferable, I'll make her better too. I will do this, and all of you will blow it up when it is completed. Cause I want to stick it to the greedy mouse(Disney) and show everyone that they are even worse than they thought. Shitty movie writers make me so angry that even Andeduu will exit the room.

I will attempt to give you all everything the sequels were supposed to be. Instead of that barph they regurgitated after sniffing their own farts.

Coming out in theaters soon....