Chapter 4: Andy-zilla

AUTHOR:

I actually forgot to update lmao. Sorry 'bout that. Here's 2 chapters in a day to make up for it.

Enjoy!

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I'm not sure if it's Tuesday or it's just a second Monday? I swear Tuesday is just Monday's ugly sister. Do you know what's good about Tuesday? Nothing. Especially, if Andy is avoiding me like I'm a walking virus!

 Tuesday isn't too bad, some of you might say. I know because it's a sign that I survived Monday. Yehey. It's just that my day will not be perfect if I can't have a little bit of Andy's attention *insert crying emoji*.

 I watch as Jodie and Andy talk with each other. Never in my entire life expected Andy would do the initiative to talk to the girl. I still remember the time I asked why we couldn't hang out with Jodie. She just saidㅡ"I already have you, and having another one of you is a pain in the neck." I know I should be insulted by that, but knowing Andy she likes to see people suffering because of her, so I just saidㅡ"I know I'm a handful but that's why you got two hands Andy. Geez, I expected more from you." I sass.

 I don't even know what they're talking about and I'm certain that it's not about a project or something. I huff in annoyance. They probably did this yesterday since we didn't have our sleepover.

Don't judge me, I'm just desperate for attention!

 My daily routine consists of: get up, be amazing, annoy Andy, annoy Andy again, and go back to bed, and it's been my daily routine for the past 18 years of my existence. It's just kind of weird not to do it since I'm already accustomed to it.

 Their study session is taking too much of my Andy time. This needs to end. I made a beeline through their spot and sat near Andy's. I peek through her shoulder to see what they were doing, and it seems like Andy was teaching her some English grammar.

 Andy acknowledged my presence by looking at me unknowingly. I smiled and fluttered my lashes, in an adoring way to look cute. She looks at me weirdly then proceeds to teach Jodie. I brush my nose to her shoulder to get her attention again which made her narrow her eyes. I can see in my peripheral vision that Jodie is also looking at us amusedly.

I'm sorry. I'm desperate because I'm lonely and I'm lonely because I'm desperate.

"If the subject is singular you'll put 's' or 'es' to the verb, but if it's plural the verb is in its simplest form." 

 While she was explaining I was tugging her sleeves gently. She removes my hand from her sleeves, instead of yanking it down she intertwines it with hers. The gesture made me blush. The simplest things that Andy does really makes me smile. Okay, you won Andy. I'll not bother your tutoring session with Jodie, as long as you do this every day with me. I rest my head on her shoulder while playing with her fingers. I look pitiful, I know, and we're not even a real couple. I don't know what I want from her up until now, but I love doing these things. Whatever it is, I know to myself that I will never leave Andy.

Andy is hot as she is cold. One time she's sweet and will give you diabetes, but sometimes she's cold just like the iceberg in Titanic. I do believe she suffers from a disorderly, unbalanced, disorder called Mood Swings. There's nothing wrong with that, believe me. I'm not saying this to make fun of people who had mood swings. It's cool as long as you don't kill someone.

I remember the prank I pulled off to Andy to make her jealous. I mean, don't get me wrong you guys... The girl is beyond emotionless, to the point that it's worrisome. I was a 14-year old dumb kid at that time, and I was still brave to anger Andy-Zilla. There's this girl in our class and she doesn't like Andy, for a reason up until now I still don't know. 

"Are you insulting me, Lewis?!"

"No, I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you."

"Why youㅡ!"

"You know you sound smarter when you don't talk. I think you should do that."

"Fiona, Lewis is so mean to me!" I was yanked in between their quarrel. I was innocently standing between them and I don't even know why they're fighting. I know Andy will never involve herself in some unreasonable situations if it isn't worth it. Mischievously, as a worried friend, I went with the girl.

So being the stupid me, I saidㅡ"Andy, your words are very harsh." Trust me, if looks can kill, I've already been bleeding on the ground. At that time, I've reached that age where my brain goes from "you probably shouldn't say that" to "what the heck, let's see what happens." I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

Of course, everything had gone terribly wrong the moment you awakened Andy-Zilla. I suffered weeks of torture by being her slave and talking about them gives me goosebumps. If you happened to make Andy's mood swings snapped you'd better run.

 Now, why am I talking about this? It's because it's happening again. When we were in the middle of the study session, a woman stormed into our classroom, shouting Andy's name. The girl was one of our classmates, Jennifer Johnson.

"Why did you report me to the guidance?!" Jennifer shouted.

"Smoking is prohibited in school and as the school president I must do my job," Andy said nonchalantly.

"It wasn't me!"

"I'm not blind I know what I saw. If you don't wanna get caught smoking, do it somewhere else."

"It wasn'tㅡ!" 

"What's your deal? If you're here to justify your actions then you're making it worse. I don't have any time to listen to your nonsense. If you want to smoke, don't do it in front of a security camera." Jennifer was so flustered. If what Andy said was true then Jennifer just dug her doom. Everyone in the class was just looking at the two. Then what happened next was something that I did expect to happen.

"Fiona, can you talk to Andy, please? She doesn't know what she's saying. I don't know why you guys are friends because you seem very normal to talk to." Why do I feel like this is Deja vu? And she said Andy was being unreasonable, in what part actually? Andy just sighs, probably Jennifer's nonsense irks her to the core.

 And this girl. She called me normal... I have never been so insulted in my entire life. I'd like to say I'm the definition of a package deal; a sweetheart and a real smart-arse. Thank you very much!

"Please, Fiona?" She begs. I look at Andy who just gave me a bored expression.

"Jennifer, I don't know why you're asking for my help. This issue is between you, Andy, and the adults. And I'm not actually sure what you wanted me to do, if your act was caught on cam, then shouldn't you apologize first?" I said. I look at Andy again and she's wearing a lowkey smile. I do feel bad for the girl, but what can I do?

"Youㅡbitch!" Okay, I take back what I said. Before I slap the crap out of this girl. Andy shielded me. That melts my heart though.

"Mind your words Johnson. Fiona had nothing to do with you in this issue. Don't involve her with your nonsense." There's a sense of accomplishment when you see Andy fighting for your sake. I feel so loved and worthy. Jennifer stormed out of the room, defeated, shouting and cursing at us. I stick my tongue out at her.

"Are you okay?" Andy asks, looking a bit concerned. I smile at her adoringly. This is a rare sight. I might need to print this to my brain. A worried-looking Andy is such a sight to see.

"Yea, I was going to punch her if you didn't step in."

"Yea, I can see that." She snorts. That just... made my day. Forget everything that happened, this is by far the most crucial thing to take in. A laughing Andy. I feel so... blessed. It's been a long time since I saw her laugh, and it feels so good. I would do everything just to make Andy laugh every time.