How to train your... Man Eating Robot?

A few weeks later

Ace looked at Iron Valiant on the ground and shook his head, "Are you sick?! How many times do I have to tell you! Don't attack people!" Iron Valiant got up, "Galde!" Ace rolled his eyes and retorted, "I don't care if they try to cut the line at the ice cream store!" he pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed, "Okay, Okay!"

He looked at Iron Valiant, "Let's say, you're walking down the street with a pretty Gardevoir." Iron Valiant nodded and Ace continued, "Then a young man jumps out and says, 'You there! Hand over your Gardevoir! She'll be my wife!' what do you do?" Iron Valiant thought for a second before saying hesitantly, "Galde?"

Ace's face was covered in black lines, "No. You don't cut him in half from top to bottom. You call the Police and tell them there's a Human who wants to harm another Gardevoir." Iron Valiant scratched his head, "Galde?" Ace rolled his eyes, "I know you can beat them, but you can't! That's not how it works!"

Iron Valiant pointed over at Noivern, "Galde. Galde! Gal?" Ace rubbed his nose and said, "I'm different. I can beat them." Iron Valiant had a face full of 'Hypocrite!' as Ace rolled his eyes, "I'm a Human! You're not! What are you not understanding!?"

Elesa called out, "Honey~! The Gremlin- I mean, your sister is calling~!" Ace looked over and nodded, "I'll be right there." before turning to the side, "Sirfetch'd, practice with this idiot."

Sirfetch'd waved a wing, nodding as he trotted over. Iron Valiant looked at Sirfetch'd, sweating bullets…

The first day, he thought he was the top dog here! Then Sirfetch'd stomped all over him…

Iron Valiant turned his blades into a weapon as Sirfetch'd looked at him, putting a wing on his leek. Iron Valiant flickered, attacking as Sirfetch'd didn't even open his one good eye.

He flickered and looked up at the sky as Iron Valiant collapsed behind him. Sirfetch'd held a single leek, putting it back in his belt that Ace bought for him. It was a Leek pattern Haramaki.

Iron Valiant struggled to get up as Sirfetch'd walked over, looking at it, "Sir." Iron Valiant slowly got up, "Galde!" Sirfetch'd looked at him and sighed before shaking his head.

'You can't beat me, youngster!'

'I can! You're just a duck!'

'Sigh. Then I'll show you the gap between us.'

'Just a Leek!? Are you looking down on me!?'

'I don't like killing Bunnelbys with Zap-Cannons. This is my smallest Leek.'

'You'll pay! Two Sided Scythe of Death!'

Sirfetch'd held the leek next to him before flashing as he swung out, passing through the Scythe and striking Iron Valiant on the chest, flying by him.

Iron Valiant fell to his knees, 'Im-possible…' Sirfetch'd sheathed his leek again, saying, 'Why do you fight? What burden do you bear…'

… Moving on!

Ace talked to Bea, "Oh yeah? What did Mom say?" Bea rolled her eyes, "What else? 'That's good, I'm glad someone likes him.' I don't know, she's more interested in ruins than anything else." Ace sighed and shook his head, "I know."

Bea shook her head and looked at the screen, "Anyway, that's enough of you! Let me see the babies! Come on Come on!" Ace looked at her with twitching lips as he held up the two babies. Bea gushed, "Oh my god~ They're so cuuuuuuuute~!" 

Ace held both babies in one arm as he rubbed his face, "Is that all?" Bea pouted, "So short?" Ace rolled his eyes, "I'm busy right now!" Bea snorted, "If I didn't hate your stupid girlfriend, would I still need you? Be grateful!" Ace's lips twitched, "You only want to see the babies! Don't lie to me!" Bea sneered, "And?"

Ace looked at her and smiled, "You're right!" before hanging up as Bea shouted, "WAIT AC-" Ace said flatly, "Oh no. Connection error, so sad!" he leaned back on the chair looking at the babies. They looked at him in silence.

The three had a staring contest for 5 minutes, just blankly staring at each other before Ace lost. He sighed, looking at them, "Daddy's worried for your IQ. How can you go so long without blinking?" Elesa walked into the room with a bath towel, "How was your call?" and twitched her lips, "Also, don't call our kids stupid…"

Ace paused and replied, "I didn't?" Elesa rolled her eyes and came over, "Hi babies~ Did you miss mama? Come here~ Mwah Mwah!" The two babies reached out at her, clinging to Elesa as Ace pouted. 

She giggled and leaned over, kissing him, "Better?" Ace shook his head, "I need more!" Elesa kissed him a few more times and Ace pretended to pout, she rolled her eyes and whispered something.

His eyes lit up and he laughed, "Good!" Elesa chuckled, walking away. Ace watched her go, wiping his lips. 

Oh god!

Those long, white, creamy legs…

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The days continued on with Ace training all the Paradox Pokemon.

The faster he got this done, the more time he could spend with Emily and Kengo but… ah… They were harder to train than he thought!

He basically forgot about the Mystery Gift, setting it to Auto-Collect and leaving it.

Just like that 6 months passed!

Ace was training outside while looking at a huge screen with the Lily of the Valley Conference on.

Turns out he changed the future again…

Paul looked across the ring at Tobias with his arms crossed, "Come on, Trash. Send out the next one!" Cinderace had one foot on a blazing ball of fire, curling his paw with a sneer. 

Tobias shook in anger as he took back Latios, "Don't mock me!" as he sent out Suicune!

Paul sneered, "Electro Ball." Cinderace turned into an Electric Type and bounced the ball at his feet as it changed from fire to Electric. Tobias shouted, "Dodge it!" Paul snorted, "Look, a rookie…" Tobias' face was ugly.

Cinderace kicked the Electro Ball and it whizzed through the air, disappearing as Suicune ran to the side, the Electro Ball curved and hit Suicune, sending it flying. Paul commanded coldly, "Bounce!" 

Cinderace bounced up and slammed his feet down on Suicune as Tobia shouted, "Ice Beam!" Paul yawned, "Double Kick." Cinderace's type changed to Fighting and lost the Ice weakness, slamming two paws into Suicune again!

Ace watched this battle and rubbed his chin, with a grin, "Not bad. Not bad at all!" he looked at the Paradox Pokemon before focusing on Iron Jugulis.

Iron Jugulis turned to him with a stupid look on his face: Jugu?

Ace turned back and blocked all of the attacks on him from Raging Bolt while watching the Conference.

In the end, Tobias managed to put down Cinderace with his third Pokemon, Entei. But Cinderace did a good job, he took out two Legendary Pokemon.

Tobias- 4

Paul- 5

Paul looked at Entei and snorted, "Let me guess, Raikou, Darkrai, and Latias are in the back?" Tobias' eyes twitched as Paul sneered, "What a loser…" as he threw out a Pokeball.

A blue Azumarill popped out.

Ace rubbed his chin, so he did end up taking my advice.

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