1 Ep-01: Mission failed!!
"If you never get angry at anything, that probably means you have nothing you like either…which really makes you a weirdo!!" The girl speed walks away as she shoots me with those words
Was that a dream? I need to stop dreaming of such goofy scenarios.. At Least give me something spicy once in a while.
Just as I am turning my body to check on the alarm clock, I just slide off the bed. Falling face first.
"If nothing else, that definitely woke me up" I say under my breath as I pat myself and check the clock.
Well at the very least i did not oversleep for the first day of my highschool…
PLEASE GOD LET IT BE FULL OF EVENTS AND SHORTCOMINGS
You must be wondering why I am wishing for shortcomings and eventful highschool, well the reason is simple. I like to observe, in my 16 years of being a borderline stalker i have already developed 108 useless skills, one of them is observing.
"Ah shit, i went into the rabbit hole of priding myself too hard, i need to get ready!"
I swiftly take care of brushing my teeth and putting on my new uniform
"Hm, id look too diligent if i wear my tie tightly, let's loosen it up a bit."
Getting mistaken for someone uptight is the last thing I'd want to happen to me… well it's not like I don't like to disappoint others. It's just that I am self aware enough to realize I don't qualify to be someone diligent.
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This must be the highschool…well it did not take me very long to arrive here by bicycle. The place looks like any other normal highschool. Well obviously as an entertainment seeker i wouldn't go for something normal now would i? This highschool is a bit different in the way it carries out certain tasks, at least that's what I gathered from others..Yes i do talk to others…at times. Regardless let's just move to the entrance ceremony and get it over with
I don't like entrance ceremonies in all honesty. Not many first years do
Everyone just thanks each other and we have to stand for a long time at one place..there are just too many troublesome things to list, totally not because I lack the vocabulary to word myself better…
After the entrance ceremony we are all supposed to move into our respective classrooms, where naturally everyone would introduce themselves and make groups. I like to refer to them as cattle, since they are really not that interesting at first to observe.
However if someone fails to make friends or become part of a certain group…well i am just sorry for them in advance they'd become the loners and oftentimes the butt of jokes. I have already experienced it, so I am a veteran.
Just like that i talked to myself so hard i hardly remembered to pay attention at the ceremony
Overlooking the classroom, i walked over to the seat that was not occupied or did not have anyone else's sign on it
Well I might as well be the luckiest man alive, since this seat is at the back of the classroom and near the window. Granting me an amazing field of view hehehehe
"Did he giggle to himself?" a girl from a distance spoke out
"Creepy.." another girl followed
Wait wait wait no no no, this is not happening again, quick do something normal. I instantly throw my bag on the table in front of me and sit aggressively
"Oh my god he must be a delinquent"
"You must be right"
WHAT!? God fucking damnit i was just trying to do something normal..well there goes my human dignity. i guess ill just kill myself now
I let out an involuntary deep sigh from the bottom of lungs in despair as the class was now full of students
"That's a heavy sigh, even though the school has only begun.."
The person who sat next to me said this while I looked up at them. Oh…oh…oh… it's a female…THEY EXIST!
"I am Schito Yamazaki. Nice to meet you"
"What's with the sudden self introduction? I see why you sighed before…i already feel like sighing after meeting you just now as well"
This bitch…
"Well even if its sudden this is the first time we conversed so an introduction should be fine right?"
Anyway, I hardly have any experience introducing myself to anyone. Even the cheeky little shit here. However in order to survive the battlefield of life i must persevere and get to know my neighbor.
"Well then i will be declining your greeting"
Huh?! What?! Can that even be done? That's breaking the matrix that's not even part of the script, just who is this anomaly.
Suddenly a student who had the air of a young man rose up and spoke, his hair is not dyed and looked like an honors student, he dint look like a delinquent either.
"Starting from today, we will be in the same class for the next three years. So, it would be great if all of us could introduce ourselves and become friends. We still have time until the first lesson starts. So what do you think?"
Oh good heavens are my eyes seeing wrong or does the angel not have any wings? How can someone say such amazing words????
"I agree! After all, we don't know each other's name let alone each other's likes and dislikes!"
After the person agrees it only goes up from there, that's what the one of my many 108 skills say
"My name is Ninon Moliere. You guys can call me Ninon. I like all sports, but soccer is my favorite. Please take care of me."
This young man impeccably did his self introduction! You really have a lot of guts. And you even talked about soccer. After talking about soccer with that refreshing expression, his popularity multiplied by 2 times, no, 4 times. Look, look, all the girls near Ninon have hearts in their eyes!!
All of my senses say that he will be the center of attention until we graduate just like this. And then he would start dating the cutest girl in our class.
"Well if that was satisfactory we can move on to the next person"
Being smooth to the very end like the gentleman this chad is!
Although the first girl was perplexed and nervous, she soon made up her mind and stood up.
In other words, she was flustered by Ninon's words.
As she tried to introduce herself her words seemed to have stuck in her throat for some reason. Her mind must have gone blank, that is usually what happens with this kind of student, i call them slugs. Their face becomes pale from embarrassment and they are nervous at all times
"Do your best-"
"Don't rush it~"
Those words won't help her kind, I know almost all of the kinds in and out, these words only backfire, since they put invisible pressure onto the person. I deduce from here there won't be silence for mere 5 seconds but instead 10..
"Doing it slowly is fine, don't rush things through!"
Hmm although her statement is not very different from what the boys said, although the reaction on this girl's face is quite curiosity inducing don't let it be what i am thinking.
"My name is Diane… Smith. Um, my hobby is sewing and I'm good at knitting. P-please take care of me."
From the first word she spoke it did not seem like she was planning on stopping until she had completely let everything out, thanks to the motivation she received from other girl
Which draws me closer to my conclusion about her sexuality…
"I'm Yamauchi Kisame. In elementary school, I played table tennis at the national level, then was the baseball club's ace in middle school—I had uniform number 4. But since I got an injury during Inter High recently, I am currently in rehab. Nice to meet ya."
I doubt the number 4 has any meaning to it…
And inter high competition while you are a middle schooler? At least be good at lying tsk tsk Or was he trying to tell a joke? I got the impression that he was a frivolous and loose-mouthed type of person.
"My name is Musume Mao, and since none of my friends from middle school came to this school, I want to get to know everyone and become friends!"
Most students finished their greetings after a few words..but Mao kept speaking. Her words aren't just empty she seems to be the type to open up her heart immediately…very interesting. She is definitely on the radar of every guy and…girl. Also by he looks of it she will definitely become friends with everyone here
"You do know, the way you look is very creepy and downbad.." the girl next to me said
"What do you mean, it's only natural for me to look in the immediate direction from where i am seated.."
"Well the thing is, I wasn't questioning the direction at where you look. I am talking about the malicious scummy half alive look that you have when you have your disgusting gaze upon them"
That was so cold my clothes shrunk
"Hey now, that wasn-"
"And the next person is.." i am cut off as Ninon points at me
Oh shit it's my turn already? I was too lost in my delusions and arguing back…
Alright i got this, after all i am the one with most experience and owner of 108 useless skills at social life. I am the pinnacle of that person in every social situation that wins no matter what. I am the chosen extrovert after all. I GOT THIS!!!
"Well ... Um, my name is Schito Yamazaki. The, er… there's nothing particular about me, I will do my best to get along with everyone, uh, nice to meet you."
…failed
I buried my face in my hands, if only I wasn't busy in my delusions and distracted by this girl!!!
Wait this girl, what's her name…i can't wait for her to fumble!!
"Well nice to meet you Schito..i also want to get along with everyone, so let's do our best!"
Ninon said with a refreshing smile. And everyone clapped after seeing through my obvious mistake, which is normally called speaking..
"Well I suppose you are next then? The one next to Schito"
"Sigh…My name is Haruki Koch"
I did not expect that, but she really did introduce herself :0
Wait now that it's even more clear with the sunlight…i can see her face clearly
Wow…she's cute
I mean, she's a beauty
Even though she was in same grade, she could pass probably pass as the third year student
She looks mature..only if she also behaves mature..
"Let me start off by telling you a bit about myself. I have no particular hobbies, but I have an interest in everything. I don't have too many friends, but I think it would be good to have some friends. Well, that's the kind of person I am."
Sounds like someone who avoids trouble..well then i dont think ill ever like someone like this
