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---MTL alert--- The football player Gaudí transmigrated into the AC Milan player Digan, trained with the top team, participated in the World Cup, accompanied by beautiful women, and watched how he created a new miracle on the stadium! Watch the football player become a master in a second!

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Chapter 1 European Red Devils

Chapter 1 European Red Devils

In today's world football, everyone knows the domineering nickname "European Red Devils", which belongs to the Belgian national team. More than a hundred years ago in 1906, Belgium defeated the Netherlands 3:2. A reporter named Pierre first used "thereddevils" to describe the Belgian national team in red and aggressive style.

Of course, there are also sources that the title of the European Red Devils was given by Pele. It was a friendly match in 1963. Belgium beat Pele's world champion Brazil 5:1.

After the game, Bailey said helplessly: "This game is simply possessed by the devil!"

The nickname of the Belgian team "Red Devils" survived.

Of course, Degan prefers to use the first argument. Who doesn't know that Bailey has a world-renowned crow's mouth, and the nickname "given" by him is really not an auspicious thing. Become soft-legged shrimp.

The most powerful era of the Belgian national team was in the 1980s, when the Belgian team won the runner-up in the 1980 European Cup and fourth in the 1986 World Cup.

In the 1980 European Cup, Belgium shocked the world. They were grouped with Italy, England and Spain. As a result, they unexpectedly defeated Spain and drew with England and Italy. Unfortunately, they lost to the former West Germany 1:2 in the final. The runner-up of the Cup also announced the rise of the golden generation of Belgian football.

In the 1982 World Cup, in the Nou Camp Stadium with 95,000 people, the Belgian national team defeated Maradona's Argentina 1-0 in the first match. .

In the 1986 World Cup, Belgium eliminated the former Soviet Union and Spain all the way to the semi-finals. Unfortunately, they met Maradona's Argentina in the semi-finals.

The two goals of the king blocked Belgium from the gate of the final. In the battle for third and fourth places, Belgium lost 2:4 to the French team. In that World Cup, Belgian 20-year-old attacker Schiff was remembered by fans, and he won the best rookie.

In the 1990 World Cup, Belgian technical football set off a storm in the Apennines. At that time, the Belgian team had many talented players such as Schifer, Wilmots, and Selemans. for a while.

However, after reaching the peak, Belgian football gradually went to the trough due to the lack of successors. After the last glory of the 2002 World Cup, Belgium failed to even reach the finals of the 2004 European Cup.

However, all this was completely changed after Degan joined. In the 2006 World Cup, Degan led a group of old, weak, sick and disabled. Entered the World Cup main match, and went all the way to the finals, but unfortunately because of injuries, in the finals, Digan could only leave the field sadly, and Belgian football could only be runner-up, but this has created Belgian football in the World Cup. The best score on stage.

In the European Cup in 2008, Belgium defeated Portugal in the last battle of Tianwangshan and broke into the finals. This time, Degan led an out-and-out youth army. There were three group matches, and Degan could not play. Under these conditions, Belgium won two and lost one, and finally qualified as the first in the group.

In the knockout round, Belgium even defeated Germany and Turkey, and finally broke into the final. In a big battle with Spain, Belgium conceded a goal first and was sent off, but fought back and finally won the cup.

It can be said that a glorious history of Belgian football has been reopened with the arrival of Degan. Now this red storm that is about to sweep the world football has blown to the Olympic Games.

In the Beijing Olympic Games, Digan in his previous life also cheered for his motherland to successfully host this largest sports event. Unexpectedly, he had the opportunity to participate in it in this life.

The football game is the first event to start in the Olympic Games. Belgium will face the pre-match gold medal favorite five-star Brazil in the first match, but this Brazil is not like Brazil. On the field, they have never had the experience of reaching the top.

The biggest star in this Brazilian Olympic team is Ronaldinho who has just decided to transfer to AC Milan. showdown.

But the process of the game was surprising. Whether it was Degan, who had just won the European Cup, or Ronaldinho, the former World Footballer of the Year, they were completely out of shape.

As the captain, Ronaldinho was replaced by the head coach of the Brazilian Olympic team, Dunga, in the 63rd minute of the second half. Although Degan played the whole game, he was not too eye-catching. Performance.

People can see that Degan's physical condition has not been adjusted to the best after the fierce competition for the European Cup. He is also a human being, not a god, and the continuous battle has exhausted him both physically and mentally.

However, Belgium was lucky enough to defeat Brazil, the strongest opponent in the group, when Miralas scored a goal near the end of the game.

After overcoming the difficulties of Brazil, it can be said that Belgium has already appeared in the group ahead of schedule. The next two opponents, whether it is the host China, or New Zealand, the powerful team in Oceania, are obviously not enough to pose a threat to Belgium.

In the second group match, Belgium faced the Chinese team, which had the home advantage. In this game, Degan finally recovered his form and showed his position on the court.

Just five minutes into the game, Degan dribbled the ball from the midfielder, single-handedly challenged the goalkeeper, hit the goal and scored the goal for Belgium. After the goal, Degan unexpectedly did not celebrate, but just moved towards the stands clapped hands.

In the first game, the Chinese team, which only drew with New Zealand, wants to appear in the group. The only chance is to beat Belgium. Otherwise, in the last game, they will face Brazil, which also needs a victory to appear. Their chances are really slim.

But the facts have proved that Belgium is more difficult to deal with than Brazil. Although the players of the Chinese Olympic team have adopted killing tactics on the court, they still cannot stop Belgium from advancing.

In the 15th minute of the game, it was Digan again. He received the ball outside the penalty area. After avoiding Zheng Zhi's vicious tackle, he shot a long shot and made another victory.

Even the guest commentator of CCTV couldn't help sighing: "Compared with Belgian football, Chinese football lags behind too much. Whether it is physical fitness or technical and tactical level, they are not at the same level at all!"

Degan is destined to explode today. Although he doesn't want to see Chinese football in such embarrassment, he can't be blamed for not living up to it. It's better to tear off all the fig leafs of Chinese football, so that the hidden ugliness can be seen in the The eyes of the world are bright.

In the 32nd minute, Belgium scored again, and this time it was Digan who scored the goal. His free kick directly broke the goal of the Chinese team and completed a half-time hat-trick.

Just when the exciting and fierce competition was dizzying, suddenly a deafening and neat voice of "Xie Ya Long dismissed get out of class!" sounded in the worker's body, one after another, the waves rolled, and returned to the sky above the arena.

Degan's teammates were celebrating a goal, when they suddenly heard such a voice, they didn't understand at all, what does it mean! ? Have the Chinese fans turned their backs?

Digan smiled bitterly, of course he understood, this can be understood as a kind of venting for the masses, and of course it is also a way of celebration for the masses to entertain themselves.

Because, in the Chinese language of China, there are not many slogans that can be chanted by tens of thousands of people collectively to express joy and celebration. "Niu x" and "silly x" always seem a little crazy and angry Inside, the entertainment spirit and euphoria are lacking.

For a while, literati and ordinary people really couldn't seem to come up with any good words. Therefore, the real wisdom lies among the people, and the vulgar is the elegant. Scholars and wise men, such as Master Yu Qiuyu and Mr. Yi Zhongtian, can't think of one or two slogans that can be really popular and can be shouted by thousands of people collectively. , can express the most authentic and simple enthusiasm and happiness that people are inspired by in sports games.

Therefore, in order to keep the Olympic stadium clean and beautiful, tens of thousands of fans collectively chose to shout "get out of class" instead of "beautiful x" and "stupid x".

I have to say that the awareness of the people is really high. Shouting like this, everyone is happy, the stadium is lively, and the atmosphere is booming. At the same time, there are no dirty words. This is really the most artistic and creative audience since the start of the Olympic Games. Once performed.

So, there are really some first-class fans in China, look at how civilized everyone is, and next time when everyone is happy, they can still shout "class", for example, when Digan scored another goal.

Before the end of the first half, Degan instigated an attack from the left, and the players of the Chinese team were not able to press in time. Seeing this, Degan saw that it would be unreasonable not to hold such a big gift in his arms, so he quickly cut inside and kicked outside the penalty area. Door, big four!

This time, the fans in the stands shouted even more happily.

Degan once saw it on the Internet in his previous life. It was a very cold joke that was widely circulated. It was said that when Argentina played Brazil in the semi-finals, all the Chinese fans shouted "Xie Yalong dismissed get out of class". The momentum was huge and quite spectacular.

After the game, when a reporter interviewed Messi, he praised Messi for his Chinese proficiency after coming to China, and asked him to try to say "Come on, Argentina", but Messi smiled shyly and said "Xie Yalong dismissed class".

This joke once again proves that the Chinese fans' resentment towards the national football team has reached the extreme. Some people say that it was the first person who shouted "Xie Yalong dismissed get out of class" who really taught Messi to speak such a Chinese sentence.

After several twists and turns, the reporter finally found the man who was the first to shout "Xie Yalong dismissed get out of class" behind the goal during the battle between the South American duo. People called him "Barty" because they liked the Argentine team very much and Batistuta even more. .

The reporter asked him why he recalled shouting "Xie Yalong dismissed get out of class" when Argentina played against Brazil. He seemed very excited: "At that time, I felt very enjoyable watching the decisive battle between the South American duo. You can see how good Argentina is playing. See Looking at it, I thought of our National Olympics. We are also individuals, and many of them have arms and legs. Why do we play so poorly?"

So, excitedly, "Xie Yalong dismissed get out of class" blurted out, this shout is not important, immediately aroused the deep sympathy of the fans around, and everyone shouted together, one pass ten, ten pass one hundred, the entire Gongti tens of thousands of people employ people wave He Shenglang declares his love for football and dissatisfaction with the national football team. On the field is a high-level match between Argentina and Brazil. Off the field is the self-carnival of tens of thousands of fans. The national football team has completely reduced to "anything but not football". entertainment situation.

Of course, the authenticity of Messi saying "Xie Yalong dismissed get out of class" cannot be verified, but the voice of Gongti at that time caused some foreign fans to shout wildly, although they didn't know why, but it is true. He said that he had never seen such a big scene in Gongti before getting out of class, and this time it was quite enjoyable.

The classic slogan that was supposed to appear in the semi-finals is now unveiled in advance. I really don't know how Xie, who is sitting in the VIP seat, will feel when he is on the top.

Since Xie came to power, he has been doing things east and west, south and north, completely tossing away the last sliver of vitality of Chinese football, which was already rotten to the bone. A devastating blow, the outrageous crimes committed against Chinese football have become a reality.

Xie Yalong doesn't understand football at all, he can be regarded as an amateur at best. He himself said that it was not his original intention to be in charge of Chinese football, it was decided by the organization, and he is just a layman.

Xie Yalong left an image of a "poor ghost" and "good old man" to the public, but then again, no one knows what's going on with the shit in Chinese football.

Since I don't understand at all, or I don't want to touch this hot potato at all, why didn't I take the initiative to resign when I was unable to do what I wanted soon after I took office?

Do you still value the sweet pastry of football?

Don't be embarrassed, I just want to get something I want from this chaotic industry that has passed the peak period of "Qualifying for the World Cup".

It's wrong for an outsider to guide an insider, but Xie Yalong, an outsider, still prefers to be an insider. The worst tormented by this ball fart is the Chinese women's football team. From Pei Encai who took over the women's football team in 2005, to Shang Ruihua, the coach of the Beijing Olympics, the Chinese women's football team There have been six coaches in three years.

Under the operation of Xie Yalong's frequent coaching changes, the world-class Sonorous Rose, which was once unique in Asia, can no longer be called first-class in Asia.

No matter whether you invite the Swede Domanski or the French Elizabeth, neither can bring the Chinese women's football back to the world-class level.

Looking at the current Chinese women's football team, it has been so embarrassing that it failed to beat Japan in the Asian Cup and failed to qualify for the World Cup. Who is to blame?

In addition to Xie Yalong, who was pointed out by thousands of people, who else can the fans turn to for theory. The Chinese women's football career, which was originally peaceful and thriving, was messed up by his messy mandarin ducks. The record was a mess, and the only Chinese football team that was famous in the world quit the world in such embarrassment. Strong teams and the like, Digan, a big man, hated to the bone every time he thought of this place in his previous life.

The women's football has been tossed and lost its former style. The domestic clubs, Mr. Xie, will not let it go. Wuhan Optics Valley's impressive record of seven consecutive victories in the first half of the 2005 season is due to Pei Encai being inexplicably promoted to coach in the second half of the season. For the women's football team, the Wuhan team has declined in condition and has a poor record without a leader.

Even so, due to the excellent performance in the first half, the Wuhan team still won the fifth best result in the league and the Super Cup championship in history.

And in 2008, the Wuhan team withdrew from the Chinese Super League. The top two leagues in China had no Hubei team for an unprecedented time. The historic Xinhua Road Stadium had no more games. Xie Yalong contributed a lot!

Of course, these may be small details, but the one thing that Chinese fans can't let go of is that he completely broke down the Chinese men's football team. During Xie Yalong's tenure, no matter the national football team, the National Olympics, the National Youth League, and the National Youth League were all defeated. What kind of concept is this?

The practice of the national football team hitting the World Cup is "one group does not qualify, and the next time it must be very close to qualifying." The group cannot qualify.

Yan Shiduo gambled heavily on the World Cup, so he would be able to get a league match. Fortunately, Mr. Xie, he gambled heavily on the Olympics, not to mention the league and the World Cup.

In terms of management, the top management of the Football Association at that time should not let go of what they should take care of. What they should not take care of is not to let go. Duy has proved himself a famous coach in the world, but the top management is unwilling to delegate power and impose interference in team affairs , making other people's hard work of more than two years go to waste, but for the national football coach Zhu Guanghu's nepotism, during the Asian Cup in 2007, he reused some players who were not up to the national team's standards as the main force, but the senior management of the Football Association did not care. Let it go and be thought-provoking.

In the past, when the national team was defeated, people would always point the finger at the scapegoat on the field, or the scapegoat off the field, and never point the finger at the director of the Football Association.

What about during Xie Yalong's tenure?

Almost everyone pointed out that scolding Xie Yalong has become a culture and a habit. As long as the national team has even a little bit of dissatisfaction, the fans will immediately scold Xie Yalong.

The eyes of the masses are discerning, and everyone knows who is to blame for the men's soccer team becoming that disgusting. "Your men's football" "Your family's men's football!" These are the most popular and disgusting swear words in China at the moment.

While bringing down the Chinese men's football team, Xie Yalong also brought down the league which is the foundation of Chinese football. The game was fairly lively, the bosses were willing to invest, and the fans were willing to attend.

After Xie Yalong entered the Football Association, there were waves of retiring turmoil. The league that was dismantled due to the Olympics and the World Cup sometimes canceled relegation and relegation, and sometimes there was no news for half a year.

Back then, Yan Shiduo gambled heavily on the World Cup and sacrificed the league, but after all he qualified for the World Cup, what would people not say?

Xie Yalong told the sacrifice league to gamble, what did he win?

I'm afraid that apart from the little pants on his body, he lost nothing, right?

In the past, Beijing Gongti, Chengdu Provincial Sports, Wuhan Xinhua Road, and Qingdao Yizhong were all gold-medal football markets. What about now?

Even if the team's season ticket is reduced to 200 yuan a year, few people are willing to buy it. Even if the stranded ticket in the scalper's hand is reduced to 5 yuan a piece, no one buys a ticket before the opening.

Whether it's a spoof or not, even Messi, who can't speak Chinese, can barely shout "Xie Yalong dismissed get out of class" in Mandarin. People think it's Chinese fans shouting the best for their beloved player and team. A word of encouragement. But I didn't want to, Messi was also spoofed by Xie Yalong.

The women's football performance was not good, so Xie Yalong reprimanded and trained the "kimbo muscle", which is a new term, and the exploration of this muscle is also a major subject of human medicine.

The association of the name "Xie Yalong" with Chinese football has seriously affected the image of Chinese football in the minds of foreign friends and Chinese fans and non-fans. It is even no exaggeration to say that "Xie Yalong has seriously tarnished Chinese football", which may stink China. His football career is not Xie Yalong's original intention, but it has become a fait accompli and cannot be changed.

Seeing the fans in the stands amused themselves with "anger and sorrow", Degan couldn't bear it anymore. After scoring his fifth goal of the game in the second half, Degan stood In the penalty area of ​​the Chinese team, pointing to the VIP seat where Xie Yalong sat high, he suddenly shouted "Xie Yalong dismisses get out of class".

The voice was so loud that the entire stadium was silent for three seconds, and then bursts of cheers sounded, and the camera lens was also aimed at Mr. Xie for the first time, only to see that the pig's kidney face was gone. It's so twisted that it's about to wring out the bitter water.

After yelling, Degan asked to leave the field, and De Sutter did not refuse. Anyway, they are already leading by five goals. It is meaningless to continue playing this game. It is better to save strength and let Degan take a rest.

5:0 also became the final result of the game. Perhaps it was to thank Degan for his righteous words. Neither Tan Keqi nor Zheng Hejiao was cruel to the Belgian players, and Polinhos avoided being kicked. destiny.

After the game, when Degan was interviewed by Chinese reporters on the sidelines, he was asked about the scene on the field just now. Degan pretended to be stupid and said in a daze, "Isn't that what Belgium means?"

Later, Mr. Xie also forgave Digan for his "ignorance" and said that Digan was his favorite player. After Digan learned about it, he couldn't eat the disgusting dinner.

With two consecutive victories, Belgium has already appeared ahead of schedule. In the third game of the group stage against the penniless New Zealand, Belgium all came off the bench. In the end, with Miralas' second goal in this Olympic Games and Fellaini's goal With the ball, Belgium defeated Oceania 2-0 and advanced to the knockout round with a complete victory.

In the quarter-finals, Belgium faced Cameroon, the African cheetah, but without Eto'o, the head star, Cameroon is obviously not the opponent of Digan's leading European Red Devils.

2:0!

Degan scored twice, and he has scored seven goals in this Olympic Games. His crazy state and super skills have made Degan the most popular athlete in the Olympic Games. Gan donated 10 million euros to the earthquake-stricken area, and also called on Belgian players and Fiorentina teammates to donate to the disaster-stricken area, which sparked a Digan fever in China.

In the semi-finals, Belgium will face Nigeria, another team from Africa. In the 1996 Atlanta Olympics, Nigeria defeated Argentina in the final and won the gold medal.

In the original history, they also successfully reached the finals and finally joined forces with Argentina, but this time, facing the vigorous and brave Belgium, the African Eagles' Olympic gold medal dream was shattered.

Degan scored two goals with overhead kicks in the first and second half, and also assisted Dembele to score twice. In the end, he defeated his opponent 4:0 and advanced to the final with his head held high.

After the game, the Nigerian coaches said: "It's really horrible. Standing with Degan, my players have become children. Belgium is completely dominant in this game, but my team is not completely without chance. The only thing we lacked was one less Degan on the pitch, and that flaw became the root cause of our death!"

In another semi-final held at the same time, Argentina defeated Brazil 2:1 with one pass and one shot by Messi and reached the final.

The Olympic gold medal will also be born after the fierce duel between Degan and Messi, the two most prestigious young players in today's world football.

Prior to this, in a bronze medal match, Brazil relied on Ronaldinho's outstanding performance to defeat Nigeria 2-0 and win a bronze medal, which is also the greatest consolation to Ronaldinho.

Because of Degan's relationship, countless Chinese fans have expressed that they will cheer for Belgium in the final. Anyway, the jerseys of both Belgium and China are red. It is not a problem which team to cheer for. .

"I know that many people are comparing me and Messi, but what I want to say is that this comparison is unfair to me and Messi. We are two players with completely different characteristics. , Of course I want to win the gold medal, but I know Messi must be more eager!"

The Belgian team is actively preparing for the competition, and the Olympic Games has come to an end, but one day before the start of the Olympic men's football final, a piece of news that has nothing to do with football broke out. A reporter filmed that Digan's current girlfriend, Elaine The picture of Na and Portuguese star Jin Maoluo embracing intimately on Miami Beach, if it is said that the two are not related, even ghosts will not believe it.

This incident was also dubbed the title of "enemy's wife" in the future. For a while, Digan was pushed to the forefront of the storm again. His girlfriend was pried by the enemy on the court. People wanted to know What would Degan reflect on.