1 Phoenix Chicken

In his past life he was a master chicken. The kids would sing songs of his brilliance,cuck cuck cuck, and was fed with only the freshest of rice. The most beautiful hens would be offered up to him on a daily basis in hopes that his next offspring may have a bit of his elegance. However, not all good things last. His popularity with women made his master jealous and fearful so in retaliation, his head was cut off. Heaven has given him another chance but things do not look well for chicken.

Every day, chicken would wake up early in the morning and cuck out to the world. His servants would feed him the freshest of rice. The hens would all rush to be at his side. This is the life of a great chicken. One who was born superior to all other beings.

"Cuck cuck" the kids sang.

What the hell are you guys doing. Ahhh, let me educate you fools. The rooster cucked out with all his power.

"DAMN CHICKEN. It's so early in the morning." a man yelled.

Wat was that? Must be the puny humans admiring my crow. Yes, yes, come here and feed me rice.

An young lady with a thick, cow-like frame came by.

"Ahh chickies up already." *throws rice*

Yes yes shower me with that rice.

*rubs chicken on the back*

Chicken looked at the girl and felt satisfied.

"This is the last time I'll feed you chickie"

You don't look that well today. Anything wrong.

Ahhh, I get it you are here to express your feelings. Fine, this mighty being will lower itself to impregnate your leg.

"Aww look it so sweet rubbing my leg. Do we have to kill it father?"

Shhh, little girl. Don't crow so much it's turning me off.

"It's getting too old. Any longer and the meat won't be as good." said the man as he walked from behind.

"Ewww it peed on me." The girl made a face.

There that's my mark wait a day and you'll lay an egg. You have been blessed.

The chicken looked up and proudly cucked.

"Haha do you still want this chicken" The man laughed and then came up and lifted the chicken up by its legs.

Whoa wtf are you doing? The chicken clucked.

Pause Pause. What had just happened? Since when has he been treated this way. Ever since chicken was a little tiny yellow fluff he had been pampered and made sure everything was made to perfection. He was fed rice daily. Given an large area of rest. Never had to do silly labor. By the time he was 6 month he became a legendary singer. For peeps, sake he even had a house with a harem of hen. Not to mention he was so potent that all his hens started to lay eggs daily with a single round. Everything in life was forged perfectly to his every taste.

But now he was being grabbed on like a bag of trash. Other chickens may be pulled up like a radish by kids but not him. With a cuck the kids would run in fear and with a peck they would cry. It was like being thrown from heaven to hell. Something must have gone wrong.

Thinking back didn't he just impregnate a female human just a few moment ago.

Oh shit. This must be her mate.

*Cuuccckkkk*

That girl seduced me. Wait no that girls lying we never did anything.

Bro bro gotta believe me. Do you understand. Stare into my eyes and tell me you understand.

The man gently put the rooster in the sink.

Whoa. We still cool right. Your not thinking of duking it out right.

The man suddenly held his head down.

Man this is uncomfortable. What are you gonna do.

Chicken felt everything was going really off.

Suddenly a knife came right down onto his head. But it didn't go all the way through.

The man looked down at the knife. What could have happened.

Fuckkk that hurt so much. The hell my god are you a monster.

"Dammit this knife not sharp enough." *use knife as saw*

*sssweeshhh*

"AAHHHH!!!"

*sssweeshhh*

"AHHH!!!"

*sssweeshhh*

"CUUCCCKKKK!!!"

"Honey bring the knife sharpener this isn't gonna work"

"For god sakes what the hell is this finish the poor thing" the girl screamed

Little girl save me from this terror. This king order you. Blood start gushing out and he feels like losing consciousness.

"How many times have I said it when you do something, You have to do it right. Now bring me the sharpener."

*5 minutes later*

Fuck fuck fuck. I'm wrong this king begs you. Save me.

I Swear if I get my legs on you though I will tear your fingers off likes worms.

*pull knife back*

A final thump with the knife split his neck.

And everything went blurry.