Episode 2

(The episode opens in the backyard)

(I'm standing by Phineas and Ferb)

(Scene shifts to the backyard)

Isabella: So Phineas, whatcha doin'... Up so early?

Me: Am I chop liver?

Isabella: Hey, Kanisha

Me: Hi

Phineas: Today is the summer solstice, the longest day of the year! And Ferb and I are gonna make it even longer along with kanisha

(I smiled)

Isabella: So you built the Statue of Liberty?

Phineas: No... (Sees his invention in shape of the Statue of Liberty) Oh, wow. That is weird.

(I removed the sheet cover)

Phineas: Behold! The Amazing Sun-Beater 3000!

Isabella/Fireside Girls: Wow! Amazing!

Buford: It's a name followed by a big number!

Phineas: It's fast and it runs on vegetable oil, so it's environmentally friendly. In this ship, we will travel around the world as the sun does, making this, the longest day of summer, even longer! That'll give us twenty-four hours of continuous daylight; and add the extra fifteen hours we would've had anyway, that's almost a forty-hour day!

Buford: It can't be done! There's only twenty-four hours in a day and that's that!

Me: Haven't you heard of saying, nothing is impossible.

Phineas: Yeah, You see, Buford, if you define the day by the passage of the sun, and we follow the sun by traveling around the…

Buford: Nah, nah! Don't try to confuse me with your sorcerous ways. There's nothin' I've ever seen that would make me believe you could pull this off. Except for that time-machine thing, and oh, and the rollercoaster! But other than that, nothin'! Oh, and the time you played that song when the platypus came back, oh... Man, nature just bends to your will, doesn't it?

Me: Your kind of digging yourself in a hole, nothings impossible as along as you believe

Buford: Well, I don't believe and therefore it's impossible. And what's more, I bet you can't do it!

Phineas: You bet us?

Me (whispers): How stubborn

Buford: Yeah, I bet you! And if you lose, you're gonna have to stand up in front of everyone and say that you are governed by the laws of physics and summer's not whatever you want to make of it. And what's more, you've gonna spend the rest of your summer doin' nothin'!

Phineas: And what happens when we win?

Buford: Hmmm... I'll eat a bug.

Phineas: Buford, you'd eat a bug right now if we asked.

Buford: Are you asking?

Phineas: No.

Buford: All right. How about I give you back your bike I took when we were little?

Phineas: My bike!

Me (thought): I find it weird that they never bring this up in any other episodes

(Flashback)

Baby Phineas: Bu gaga gu…

Baby Buford: Mine!

Baby Phineas: No... Bu gaga gu.

(Flashback ends)

Phineas: How about this? When we make it back here before the sun sets, you gotta give everyone their bikes back.

Random man: Mine was the one with the unusually large front wheel.

Buford: I still get to eat the bug though, right?

Phineas: Sure thing, Buford.

Buford: I want the bug.

Isabella: Phineas, what are you doing? You're putting your entire world view on the line. And for what? A bunch of bikes?

Buford: And a bug!

Phineas: Isabella, it isn't about the bikes. It's about my world view. You see, we all gotta ask ourselves just one question.

(Song: "I Believe We Can")

(Lyrics in parentheses are background vocals sung by Chaka Khan)

Clay Aiken: ♪ What is a summer really ♪

♪ But a tepid month or 3? ♪

Ferb: Clay Aiken?

Phineas: Yeah. I hired a stunt singer, what do you think?

Me: Nice

Clay Aiken: ♪ If you agree with Buford ♪

♪ That's all it will ever be ♪

♪ And we don't need to break the laws of physics ♪

♪ To make a day that's longer than a day ♪

♪ We can follow that old sun 'round the circumference of the globe ♪

♪ And stop all the naysayers from nay-say... ing ♪

♪ 'Cause I believe we can ♪

♪ And that's the measure, the measure of a man ♪

♪ It may sound far-fetched, this thing we've got planned ♪

♪ But I believe we can ♪

♪ I believe we can (Ooh, I believe we can) ♪

♪ And that's the measure, the measure of a man

(Oh, that's the measure of a man) ♪

Phineas: (To Ferb) Chaka Khan. Nice.

♪ We'll make it back here (We'll make it back here) to where we began... (Oh...) ♪

(One of the plane's wings falls off)

Phineas: ♪ Or at least that's the plan! ♪

(Everyone laughs)

Chaka Khan: ♪ Of course, first you're gonna have to fix this wing, yeah! ♪

Chaka Khan: Hey, where's Perry and Spot?

(I giggled)

(Perry, while sleeping, hurriedly lands in his headquarters)

Carl: Uh, hi, Agent P. Major Monogram isn't here right now, but he left this note. (Tries to mimic Major Monogram's voice) "Dear Carl, I haven't been kidnapped so don't come looking for him... I mean me." Kinda weird, though, that he took the time to cut each letter out of a magazine. Anyway, Doof is on vacation with his daughter in Tokyo right now which is where the Annual World Good Guy convention is being held, and Major Monogram is the keynote speaker. Coincidence? 100% yes! So I guess you got the day off!

(Back in the Flynn-Fletcher house)

Stacy: All right, you got your breakfast. What's eating you?

Candace: Well, you know how Jeremy's in France for another week?

Stacy: Yeah, so?

Candace: Do you know what they have in France?

Stacy: The pyramids?

Me (jumping by the window): Egypt

Stacy: Thanks, Kanisha

Candace: Do you mind (closes the window) Stacy, I meant French girls!

Stacy: Come on, Candace. Everybody knows that you and Jeremy are an item.

Candace: Not officially... He's never even called me his girlfriend. We've never even kissed! That means Jeremy's single, in Paris, and surrounded by French girls. I'm no fool, Stacy, I've seen the oil paintings.

Stacy: Candace, you got to believe in yourself. What do French girls have that you don't have?

Candace: At the moment, Jeremy.

Stacy: Candace, if you want him to call you his girlfriend, maybe you should call him your boyfriend.

Candace: I can do that? I can use the B-word first?

Stacy: Sure, why not?

(The episode ends)