1 episode 1

(The episode starts me reading a supply of books with my hair flying and my eyes glowing, then my watch turned on my TV)

Me: Phineas and Ferb, perfect.

(My watch continues glowing, then my hair changes similar to Linda's hair, but black, wearing an orange dress, and orange shoes and lands behind the fence)

(I opened a door and smiles)

(Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Buford, and Baljeet looks shocked, which made me feel odd. But, I shake it off)

Me: Hi, Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Buford, and Baljeet.

Everybody: Hi

Me(curious): What are you up to?

Phineas: We made a machine that turns our bodies to rubber.

Me(looking excited): Oh! Cool!

Isabella (pulling me towards the machine): Well, let's try it together

(The machine blast me and Isabella)

Me(jumps): Whoa! This is awesome

Isabella (jumps): Yeah!

(Phineas, and the rest get shoot and bounce around)

Me(bounces): I have always wanted to do this (looks like an Egyptian) But, where should I go?

(Spot bounces next to me)

Me(bounces): Spot, did you zap here by yourself?

Spot (bounces): Yup!

Me (bounces): Have an idea for me?

Spot: Yup, follow Isabella.

(Spot and I bounce in the direction Isabella went)

(Cut to Perry entering his lair through the air conditioner. He approaches the screen to see Monogram in a hot tub.)

♪ Doo be doo be doo bah ♪

♪ Doo be doo be doo bah ♪

Major Monogram: Ah, Agent P, I see you found the new central air conditioning entrance.

Perry: (Chatters angrily)

Major Monogram: What? Oh, the hot tub.

Purely therapeutic. The bubbles work wonders on a bad back. (The bubbles stop) Carl!

Carl: (exhales) I'm a little lightheaded, sir.

Can I take a break?

Major Monogram: What am I not paying you for?!

Carl: Yes, sir. (inhales)

(The bubbles resume)

Major Monogram: Anyhoo, today's the unveiling of Danville's new water tower. Mayor Doofenshmirtz is going to be dedicating it tonight at his press conference. We're fairly certain that Doof'll attempt to disrupt the event in some way. Not only is it high profile, but, since it's right next door to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, it's also extremely convenient. So get out there and stop him from doing whatever it is he is gonna... (the bubbles stop again) Carl! Bubbles!

Carl: (offscreen) Yes, sir. (groans and faints)

Major Monogram: Fine. You've got five minutes.

(Scene opens on the Super Duper Mega Superstore.)

Candace: (offscreen) Ooh, Stacy, the new issue of Blasé Teen is out.

(Cut to inside to reveal Candace reading a magazine and talking on her cell phone.)

Candace: You should see the models in these spreads. So indifferent. So uninterested. So cool! (puts magazine back on rack) I wonder if you and I will ever be this cool. What are you doing, Stacy?

(Cut to Stacy in her living room working on her television.)

Stacy: I'm trying to hook up this super-high-def-intelligent-multi-format-entertainment-DVR system. I wanna keep the DVD and the VCR but I don't think there are enough holes. I mean, there's also a pretty serious clicker situation.

(Cut to see what Stacy is talking about: a large pile of confusing-looking wires and outlets, as well as at least a dozen remote controls.)

(Cut back to Candace.)

Candace: Well, I'm no help to you there. Talk to you later, Stace. Good luck. (hangs up and looks at the magazine again) I wish I knew a girl like this so I could hang out and absorb her coolness. (She puts the magazine down to see Vanessa making the same pose as the model in the magazine.) (gasps) Vanessa! Hey, Vanessa! Vanessa! Hey! Hey!

Vanessa: Oh, hey, Candace.

Candace: So, uh, doin' some shoppin'? I mean, duh! Of course, you're shopping. You've got the items in the little basket thingy. You placed them in there with the intent to— Stop, Candace.

Vanessa: Yeah, I'm just buyin' some snacks. Some of the girls are coming over later for a movie night. Should be cool.

Candace: (excitedly) Wow! That sounds incredibly awesomely— (indifferently) Yeah. Cool. Whatevs.

Vanessa: You wanna come?

Candace: Y'know, lemme just call my mom. I'd tell her I'd get those squirrels out of the— (Vanessa leaves) Oh, oh, we're going now. (Candace follows her.)