Spider-Classical

[RECORDING RESUME]

Agent: What was being Spider-Man like for you?

Giovanni: Well, for a month or so, I was the one and only Spider-Man. And then other alters started joining in, and we needed to name ourselves accordingly.

A: Explain.

G: Well, I was named Spider-Classical because I like classical music and I was the first alter, and the other alters chose to follow by naming themselves after their taste in music.

A: Interesting. Say, when did you get bit?

G: It was after Peter found out about us, and we got bit while I was fronting.

A: Where were you and why were you fronting?

G: It was a school field trip to Alchemax, and Peter has already visited there before, so he let me front because I wanted to see it.

A: And that's when the spider bit you?

G: Yes. It got on my hand, and I didn't want to disturb it. It soon bit me, I jumped, and shook it off my hand.

A: What was the month of being Spider-Man like?

G: Oh, it consisted of the normal crime-busting vigilante activities. One of the other alters found out and *really* wanted in.

A: Who was it?

G: Oh, my. It was Dakota. They are into western-style music, or as they like to call it… "cowboy style".

A: Oh I really want to meet him now.

G: Just a fair warning, use they pronouns until you are sure of their gender. They are gender-fluid–

//Giovanni's posture and form changes abruptly, and a more upbeat, laid-back personality is seen. A painfully western accent takes place, a very sharp turn from the British accent I'm used to.

Dakota: Or as I like to call it, Gender LAWLESS!

[RECORDING PAUSE]