2 Chapter 2

Chapter 2: Two Bozos

"The gods have banished me to Persia to feed off mortal farmers while my other cousins fought against heroes for fame! Today, I'll kill the son of Zeus and reclaim the glory I once had before they banished me! Fear me, young demi-god!" The lame-ass manticore said as he lunged at me.

I quickly ran to the side of the room, deftly dodging the huge body of the beast. His massive form generated a strong gust of wind, akin to the rush you feel when a massive truck passes by.

"Damn it, dude! You should try dieting!" I taunted him, further provoking his anger.

"You damn brat and your insults!" The manticore growled, leaping at me once again. However, this time, he was intercepted and swiped away by the Chimera.

"Manticore! How dare you try to eat my prey!" Principal Chimera roared at Mr. Manticore.

"You! Son of Zeus! Come here and let me eat you!" Principal Chimera lunged at me with even greater force than Mr. Manticore.

Despite the danger rushing toward me, I calmly dodged the Chimera's attack with a graceful backflip.

"And superhero landing!" I landed on the principal's desk, a silly grin forming on my face.

"Tsk! Lucky dodge," The Chimera clicked his tongue, his pride wounded by my effortless evasion.

"Oh, are you sure that's luck? Why don't you try again to find out?" I taunted, gesturing for him to come at me. And come at me, he did.

He used his snake tail to spit poison at me, but with a simple dodge, I managed to evade it. However, he followed up with another attack.

As he swiped his paw at me after spitting poison, I effortlessly dodged once again, moving as nimble as a fish in water.

"Well, it's official. It's not luck; your aim is just bad," I taunted him once more.

Weekly, Monthly, or sometimes even daily, these monsters always have a way to disturb me and annoy me.

If there's one thing I can do to repay them for bothering me, it's insult them before dealing with them. You know to vent out my anger

"Gahhhh! Fuck you!" Then he used his goat head to ram at me, but suddenly, Mr. Manticore joined in, shooting spikes at me with his tail.

Now I was flanked on both sides, but for me, this was just another day. I swiftly jumped, evading both attacks, while the two bozos ended up hurting each other.

The Chimera rammed through the manticore, and the manticore's poisoned spikes landed in the Chimera's hide. Both of them roared in pain from each other's attacks, and I couldn't help but laugh.

"Puahahahahaha! Damn brutes! You two are idiots!" My laughter further infuriated them, and they looked at each other, seemingly coming to an understanding. They both attacked at the same time.

"Seperate or together, you two are still too weak to even approach the magnificent me!" I confidently taunted them, then I swiftly whipped my leg towards the Chimera. Despite my small size, the force of my kick sent the Chimera flying.

My kick was so powerful that it destroyed the principal's office wall, turning it into an open-air pavilion for everyone to see.

"Okay, enough playing around. I hate this school, but not enough to let two overgrown cats destroy it," I declared.

Within my hands, blue arcs of lightning crackled, as if responding to my will. The lightning danced around my palm, intensifying and producing more arcs. It was not just for show; this lightning meant business. If you've been fighting monsters as long as I have, you pick up a thing or two.

"Zeus's bolt!"

"Fuck!"

"We're done!"

Let them cry all they want. Every monster I faced had been arrogant until I pulled out this trump card.

"Send my regards to your buddies I sent into the underworld!" I pointed my hand at them, and from my palm shot a lightning bolt the size of a pillar, striking both monsters.

They didn't even have time to scream; upon impact, they were immediately disintegrated into oblivion.

Well, that's one monster dealt with for this month. I wonder what kind I'll face next month.

With that done, I nonchalantly walked out of the room, as if nothing had happened. I encountered one or two students on my way back to class, but they seemed oblivious to what had transpired.

This was not the first time. Once, I killed a huge bull-headed monster in front of a large crowd, and they all just clapped and said, "You beat that piñata good."

I mean, what the heck? A Piñata? I literally killed an eight-meter-tall monster, and they called it a piñata?

Maybe I did beat up a piñata, if you could call an eighth metera tall monster with a bull head movinv around like a killing machine. Then yes, I did beat it up.

Ever since then, I started ignoring such reactions. Ordinary people couldn't see what I saw, so I didn't bother myself with it anymore and just accepted things as they were.

After a couple of seconds of walking down the hallway, I finally reached my classroom. I knocked once and didn't wait for a response, opening the door without permission.

"Oh, good, there you are, Marcus. I was just about to distribute the homework for this week," the teacher said with a stupid grin.

'Damn it! I should've killed those two much later!'

I'd rather fight monsters than deal with this stupid stuff!

"Ah, I forgot something at the principal's office!" I quickly turned my head away from the class and was about to walk away when my history teacher grabbed my shoulder and said,

"You can get it after class. Take a seat for now."

"Fuck," I cursed under my breath.

"What was that, Mr. Phase?"

"Ah, nothing!" I replied hastily.

"Well, if there's nothing more, then take your seat, young man," the teacher said.

'Phew! I almost got caught cursing. Detention averted,' I thought inwardly.

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