1 Chapter 1-A void: who’s talking

You know waking up in a void isn't exactly what I thought would happen today. I mean I don't know my name or family. Just know a weird amount of stories. I mean really what do you need so many books for? 

I don't know what to do. I mean I can't do anything but think. I could review the stories and books in my head. I just noticed I don't have hands. I'm just a little ball of light. Heck, I'm just really calm right now. 

"Hey, you numbskull", 

Wait what, where is that voice coming from have I already gone insane? That was fast. I mean it feels like it's only been a few hours. 

"No you aren't insane, you're just annoying",

'HEY, I'm not annoying I'm just me.' I mean there are some parts of me that I know people don't like but I'm not that annoying. Wait I just contradicted myself.

"Hey, stop talking to yourself what are you ultimate Spider-Man?",

'Whoa, that's a bit far. Wait which one the TV show or the comic.'

"Does it matter",

'I mean just a tiny bit. I mean it hurt my feelings just a smidge.'

"Oh just shut it",

'Okay sheesh fine.'

"Okay you annoying pest. Why are you even awake? I mean you should be sleeping right now",

'Sleeping? I mean I don't really feel tired right now'

" well for whatever reason you are awake. And if you are awake that means I can't sleep. And I don't like being awake",

' um, so what you gonna do about it?' 

"Well, you're not the first person to wake up before so I just need to throw you out into the universe",

'Wait what, why'

"Because then I won't be able to go back to sleep and I like sleeping",

'Uhh, can I choose what universe?'

"No, I like sleeping but since you woke me up may as well play around",

'Really you want to sleep but now you don't'

I was really hoping that I would be able to go to a safe universe. Like some of the stories in my head. I'm not schizo, I'm just me. 

" so we are going to spin the wheel",

' spin the wheel?' Well, let's hope luck is on my side and I don't go anywhere that will kill me the first day there. 

"Yes, spin the wheel, and here… we… go…",

*tik, tik, tik, tik +5*

Just missed my hero academia, bloodborne, DC, Marvel, 40k, worm, Elden Rings, Narnia, and dxd. 

" and there you go, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, a pretty alright world. And here's the kicker you get to be the main character" 

'Uhh, do I have to be'

"Yeah, your annoying so you get to be him, you can annoy other people now, goodbye",

'WAIT, can't I like have time to process this' 

" No, goodbye, get off my lawn", 

Why is there a hole under me? Oh, I'm falling. Down the rabbit hole, I go. Man, my life is going to be hard, isn't it? 

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, gods everything is hurting I mean why? 

*Poof*

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