30 Chapter 29

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I stood with my sword ready, as Ares approached me, the rules in our duel were simple, the first one to get out of the arena… would lose the duel.

And I wasn't ready to lose, not today. Not with the stakes at hand, what were those stakes? My ass, and not in the… if I lose I will die, no. I meant quite literally my ass. Ares was… attracted to me, and so was Aphrodite it seemed, so Ares put an extra condition to our duel, if I lose… I would have to sleep with them.

"Don't worry kid, I'll be gentle," Ares smirked.

"I seriously need an adult," I muttered, keeping my guard up.

"We are adults," Aphrodite pointed out, "Very old ones at that, which is why I know… we will make you feel good,"

"The fact you two are thousands of years older than me, makes this…" I pointed between them and me, "Worse, seriously… what appeal, sexual at that, can I have?! I haven't even gone through puberty yet, there is nothing sexy about me yet!" Oh, a self burn, those are rare.

"I don't know," Ares shrugged, "I just… like you," the way he said like you, almost made me teleport back to camp.

"That's it! I wanted to have some fun, maybe learn a bit from the god of war himself in the way of the sword but noooo," I sighed, and immediately narrowed my eyes at Ares noticing he was smiling in a very smug way, "Don't you fucking dare, you know I didn't mean that sword!... the point is I am done!"

"So you surrender? You know that means I get to tap ya?" Ares chuckled.

"Surrender? Oh no no," I chuckled, "I am beyond that point, you pushed me beyond the point of no return, and you will suffer for it," I smirked.

Ares chuckled, "This ought to be good… and how do you plan to… make me suffer?"

"You know the best thing about rules?" I asked him with a smile, "Is that you gods have to follow them for the most part," I chuckled, "You have to fight me on demigod levels of power, meaning… well, for the lack of a better term, you are my bitch,"

"Say what?" Ares asked.

"Noisolpxe!" I think this was the first time in my life, I had used a spell with such an absurd amount of vindictive hate, and yes… I count the one that saved life. Noisolpxe or Explosion, worked exactly as the definition of the word, it exploded, and Ares didn't see it coming, the blast pushed him back, in a loud snap, smashing his body to the wall and then to the ground.

"What in the fuck?! Was that?!" Ares exclaimed in shock, bleeding in the ground quite profoundly from his body, showing his physique was of a demigod now, vulnerable to my attacks, good.

"Noisolpxe!" And so I answered his question, and by answered I mean I exploded his body again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and… well, you guessed it, again, I stopped doing so once I felt my mana going below the recommended.

"This is so… bullshit," Ares groaned in pain, "Since when can demigods blow things like that…?"

"Give me… the fucking weapons," I was surprised his demigod or godly depowered body was still intact considering he was using the level of strength normally seen in a demigod to fight me under the Olympian rules of questing, and I am sure that amount of explosions would kill any demigod, alas killing him was not my intention, not that I could've have.

"I ain't done yet," Ares barked, and I smirked.

"Look where you are?" I pointed to his feet.

"Clever boy," Ares sighed, realizing he was out of the ring, "You pushed me with the explosions out of the area, very smart… oh well, rules are rules," he snapped his fingers in annoyance and a bag appeared in front of me, inside the bag, there were the two items I had been tasked to retrieve, the Master Bolt and the Helm of Darkness.

"Huh, he won," Aphrodite commented, "And now I want him more," she added with a smile, if only she was the only one looking for my booty.

"Oddly enough, me too," Ares chuckled, "It has been a while since a demigod fought me like a true warrior, now all I need to do is make him a true man," And things are back to normal.

"I will not! Fuck you or get fucked by you, your horny little prick!" I stated, my eyes locked on Ares for a second before they turned to Aphrodite, "As for you, call me,"

Aphrodite winked at me, and Ares smiled.

"Haha, I like the challenge kid, I promise you… you will accept my offer one day," Ares smirked.

"I hate you," and with that I teleported back to my hideout, the crack house.

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"Is someone there… I need an ambulance," the crack addict I had left a few hours ago muttered, "I can see my life flashing before my eyes, and for some reason I only see the kinda gay moments, I need help,"

"I think that's something you have to figure out," I chuckled.

"Oh no, the child with abnormal strength is back… help!" the crack guy tried to shout, but it came out as a whisper.

"Is that necessary?" I asked.

"I… please don't kill me man, I promise I will never smoke anything again man, I will even start going to church…" Wow, apparently violence is the answer to solve today's society.

"Alright," I chuckled, "But you better pray to me!"

"You god?" The guy asked.

"No, I'm a demigod," I chuckled.

"It makes sense now… the strength… the weird abracadabra shit… I got my ass kicked by violent Jesus," The man stated.

"What? No, no, no," I shook my head, "I am not Jesus, nor his violent version," I explained going into detail about how different and unrelated to me was the Christian figure, all while wondering was all of this really worth it? I mean I was going to erase his memory soon… Why explain him shit?

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