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Pay 99 Yuan: Arranging A Mysterious Funeral For You

Author: Hotpot With Cilantro
Magical Realism
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What is Pay 99 Yuan: Arranging A Mysterious Funeral For You

Read ‘Pay 99 Yuan: Arranging A Mysterious Funeral For You’ Online for Free, written by the author Hotpot With Cilantro, This book is a Magical Realism Novel, covering SYSTEM Fiction, MYSTERY Light Novel, FACESLAPPING Internet Novel, and the synopsis is: Su Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and inherited a funeral company. To his surprise, he awakened the God-tier Fun...

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Su Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and inherited a funeral company. To his surprise, he awakened the God-tier Funeral System because of it. Regardless of whether a person wanted to leave behind a legendary tale in the world, or they wanted to create a mysterious and extraordinary history so that others would suspect that they were bigwigs, they could do so through Su Chen’s funeral company. [With only 99 Yuan, I will appear personally at your funeral with a black tuxedo. With a black umbrella in my hand, I will silently observe the entire funeral.] [With 10,000 Yuan, there will be 100 men in black at your funeral. A Maybach will drive through your funeral and an old man, dressed in a Chinese tunic suit, will bow and put flowers on your tombstone. He will then leave with a stern expression.] [With 100,000 Yuan, 3000 men in black will appear at your funeral with black umbrellas. It will be a gray and drizzly day. A military helicopter will circle the sky. Three old men dressed in black Chinese tunic suits, and two teary women, will pay their respects at your tombstone.] … [With 10 billion Yuan, your funeral will be broadcast to the public via Livestream. The heavens and the earth will shake while your coffin is carried to its final destination by nine dragons. The entire world will dim! All the world leaders will kneel and bow before your grave. Bizarre phenomena will appear in the sky while dark clouds will loom over the vast space. All the stars in the sky shall decorate your tombstone while the sun and the moon bid farewell to you.] [The company can fulfill all kinds of requests as long as you pay us enough.] [Place an order now and you will have a mysterious past immediately.]

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Translating_Finger
Translating_FingerLv13Translating_Finger

This seems pretty cool. Never seen a system like this before at least. .....................................................................

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heavenlyfall
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I think they are starting to recycle pilots. I remember this one from a couple of months ago.😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

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kickyx
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Read it already, it’s not worth it, the concept gets ruined after the first 5 chapters. It moves from focusing on the MC with a system to the family of a dead guy for literally most of the story.

2yr
LightningCatThief
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I can't believe it. A good novel in Trial Read. First, World Background and MC Character design is very normal and really not relevant to this novel. MC is more like an NPC who plays different roles, depending on the kind of funeral story he takes part in. Most of the time the MC isn't even there, not even as an observer. Why do I still think this is absolutely one of the best novels on webnovel? Because the author manages to create real emotion in me with every short story leading to and about the funeral of really interesting and unique characters. At least I feel that way while reading, in hindsight this novel is full of cliches and stock image characters. But all this doesn't matter while reading, because the writing, and I assume the translation, quality is JUST THAT GOOD!!! If I ever recommend something, give this novel a try. I can't describe just why I am touched so deeply by this, but please please for once, let a good novel pass trial read.

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FubarOne
FubarOneLv15FubarOne

A review at 20 chapters. I posted a couple of comments in the first chapters about what the MC was even there for, figuring that he would just be a slave of the system. I'm really not a fan of that type of trope, so I was dreading reading another story where the MC is led around by the nose. Turns out I was half right, in that the MC isn't led around by the system, but by the situation and the customers he's helping. Which could be seen as a distinction without a difference. But it turns out it's not important at all. You see, the MC isn't really the MC. He's a side character, and that's fine. The system isn't the MC either, as it just facilitates what the MC needs to do. No, the real main character isn't a character at all, but the story itself. Or rather, the stories contained within the story. So far, in 20 chapters, there has been one completed story, and most of a second. The first was... heart wrenching. Good in its way, but the characters involved are really something else. There's anger, there's sadness, there's actual emotion that's pretty rare to find in these parts. But the second story, well, it's just... beautiful. A story of a noble heart and unwavering spirit that is truly touching. And where are the MC and the system in all this? They're just facilitating the stories being told. And that's just fine.

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Dahksahna
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RAWS: 支付九十九元：为你缔造神秘葬礼 ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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Weirdo
WeirdoLv6Weirdo

I had read a few funeral system type novel before, but from what I read here, it seems different. What I read before is all "I'm gonna help Bury you, then you will explode treasure chest or attribute.". While if this synopsis is not misleading or bragging, then it's the type where it will help you set up an epic death.. Hurm...

2yr
StoryteIIer
StoryteIIerLv2StoryteIIer

Never seen a concept like this. Neat. Much potential.

2yr
sfhlll
sfhlllLv14sfhlll

this is something that should have been picked..well its a great novel , it gets you all teary eyed and has such intense emotions that you will want to find out what happens next , how the mc is going to arrange the next funeral....it just gets you hooked and wanting for more.

2yr
Sin_of_GREED
Sin_of_GREEDLv13Sin_of_GREED

read about 100 chs have say the core concept of novel is great but sadly the writer sidelines it rather write 60-80% about how chi na no.1 or how it's culture is the greatest or the classic ch ina being the victim in every case while rest of the world are the bad guys and in most cases the relatives of the dea d are the typical ch inese people only caring about money they can gain from the dea d guy(truth about ch inese society nowdays) do give it a try as gain the core concept of the novel is very enjoyable to read hope they make similar versions of this just not like this one to increase their social credit scores but rather for the sake of writing a novel and focus more than people (cast) involved then shout CCP great

2yr
Fealtad
FealtadLv11Fealtad

BEST TRIAL READ SO FAR IN THE PAST MONTH, while the title can be very misleading and makes it seem like a typical Top-up system kind of novel, the whole premise is actually quite amazing. This whole book can be seen as a compilation of many different stories, of people who have been selfless and have done much to help others in their lives, and mc is the character who sends them off in a way that is deserving for what they have done. We rarely see the mc but that is of little matter, because the author has a way with making readers truly feel the sadness from the different scenarios. If you by any chance found the first scenario lackluster, please do persevere because iits s the second scenario where things get really good

2yr
kadri_al
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I gave 5 stars because never seen a system like this before at least. Name raw: 支付九十九元：为你缔造神秘葬礼 Author: 火锅加香菜 Lv.3 Status: Ongoing

2yr
Daoist_CasterRoam
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Great characters and an amazing story, I hope it can keep up the same quality and style. A story that blends modern and ancient styles to create mystery and intrigue.

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TheOneTrueLoki
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this is actually great, like 9/10 and one of the best trial novels that have come out in the last month or so. i highly recommended.👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

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Deavila
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A novel that those who have not experienced death cannot understand. Where the protagonist is given the task of making the lives of those people who died more glorious

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purre_white
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Best trial read out of the batch. I love the small stories, where we get to learn about a person's past. I see lots of potential in this one.

2yr
B3llum
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I was just got hooked because of the trial read, then I found out this one is really different. something to my taste; a little bit different compared to the typical system-based novels; a new approach and of course thought raising story. I liked it so far (20chapters). hope it gets picked up later on.

2yr
Vrtx
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I was just got hooked because of the trial read, then I found out this one is really different. something to my taste; a little bit different compared to the typical system-based novels; a new approach and of course thought raising story. I liked it so far (20chapters). hope it gets picked up later on.

2yr
Angelixion
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This really needs to get picked up. This really needs to get picked up. This really needs to get picked up. This really needs to get picked up.

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DaoistofBookDragon
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I like this story very much, thank you author I like this story very much, thank you author I like this story very much, thank you author I like this story very much, thank you author

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