1 fear

Anyone else ever like, come up with an explaination for something that fucking terrifies them, like i was just on the shitter and I dropped a monster dubie so had to wipe a shit ton and the tissue tickled ma gooch and then I was like 'maybe it's a spider that lives in my ass hair and I coming out to climb all over my balls' and now I fear nothing but the ass spider

just me?😔