1 Chapter 1
A/N: I haven't checked the grammar, and I also wrote on phone, so autocorrect must have fucked some things up as well; I just wanted to make that clear.
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In the great tomb of Nazarick, Momonga is seen sitting at a large round table, which is able to seat the 42 Supreme Beings. Momonga says farewell to one of the Supreme Ones, Herohero.
After saying the farewell, the door to the room opens, making Momonga snap his head in the direction of the noise.
The being is tall, standing 6'8" feet tall. His name is Kazuki. He's a werewolf. He has a lean body, and medium-lenght white hair, which doesn't seem to be brushed. On the top of his head there's two wolf ears. His eyes are completely white, as if he's blind, which is far from truth. He's wearing a red robe, adorned with gold lines. His fingers are covered in different types of rings like Momonga. Under his robe, there are clothes on him, as well, a white shirt, black pants, and a pair of slip-ons made out of a Lizardman he hunted in a DLC event. He's also wearing earrings, a necklace, a pendant, 4 bracelets, and a belt. All his clothing, as well as accessories are magic items, strengthening his magic power.
Kazuki is a level 100 player, just like every other guild member.
His racial levels are:
- Werewolf Mage (15)
- Alpha Werewolf (10)
- Werewolf (5)
- etc. (10)
His job levels are:
- Elementalist: Fire (10)
- Master of Flames (10)
- God of Rage (5)
- Werewolf God (3)
- Etc. (32)
And his Status is:
IS:
- HP: 70
- MP: Exceeds Limit
- Phy. Attack: 25
- PHY. DEF: 60
- Agility: 45
- Magic Attack: 100
- Magic Defense: 85
- Resistance: 100
- Special Ability: 100
- Karma: -500 (Very Evil/Extremely Evil)
"Hey, Momonga. No surprise to see you here." He smiles.
"Ah, Kazuki...well, I'm surprised to see you here. I haven't seen you in years. We actually took away your seat, it's been so long." Momonga says in an apologetic tone.
"Eh, really? Well, fuck me. It's been that long?" Kazuki asks surprised.
"Yes, it has been." Momonga nods.
Kazuki scratches his head. "Sorry. But you've been keeping this place up. I looked around for a bit before coming here. It's how I remember, for the most part. I've seen some new NPCs, and such. For example I've never seen that succubus at the throne."
"She's been here for a long time, man." Mononga says in a deadpan tone. "Tabula-San created her, and you've been in the room as well when he presented her!"
"Really? It must've been the time went I went hardcore on drugs..." Kazuki chuckles to himself.
Momonga shakes his head. "Want to walk around for a last time?"
"Yeah, but I wanna go on my own. Sorry. I just wanna my place on the 3rd floor. Want to see Yumi for the last time."
"Oh. Okay. Is Yumi the loli you created?" He asks.
"Oi. She's my dear daughter, okay? I always wanted one, so I made her one here, okay? No need to judge."
"Calm down." He laughs. "I don't judge anything. I get it."
Momonga says bye and walks away with Sebas and Sebas' subordinates. Kazuki goes on his way as well, to the 3rd floor. When he steps inside the mention he created, he's welcomed with the beautiful sight of paintings, marble floor, exquisite furniture, you get it.
Once he steps inside a small bedroom, decorated for a little girl, he sees a child. Her name is, as mentioned before, Yumi. She has white hair like Kazuki, but ocean blue eyes, with wolf ears on top of her head. She's wearing a cute knee-length pink dress, white stockings, and black shoes. She's also wearing a gold bracelet. All the clothes and the bracelet are magic items, of course, which were made by a friend of his, outside of Nazarick. Though he had to pay for them a hefty sum.
"Hello, Yumi." Kazuki says, and gently start patting her head, and smiles at the her.
Then he sighs, and sits on her bed. He looks at the clock and there's 10 seconds until the server closes.
He closes his eyes.
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-Kazuki POV-
Wait.
What?
I'm still here?
I open my eyes again, and see that Yumi is looking at me. She opens her mouth.
"Papa? Is something wrong?"
She talked. She fucking talked. Something is wrong. I can smell. I can feel the bed.
I stretch my hand out and start patting the head of Yumi. She makes an adorable face, and leans into my palm. I can feel her head, and soft hair.
While I pat her head, I try and call GM, but it doesn't work. Something is fucking wrong.
I stop patting Yumi, and she makes a disappointed sound. "Awww~" Though this makes me smile.
"Stay here, Yumi. I need to go for now." I stand up.
She looks at me with literal puppy eyes. "...Again...?" This makes me halt.
I bit my inner cheek. "Come with me."
"YAAAY!" She clutches my hand with all her strength, which doesn't hurt me a bit.
I use my ring to teleport to the throne room, only to see Momonga cup a feel on Albedo's breasts. 'What the fuck?'
"Momonga?"
He seems to freeze, and realizes what he's still doing, and that I have seen what he had done. "You're fondling Albedo?" I ask with a mischievous grin. "You little virgin..."
While I speak to Momonga, Albedo is breathing heavily, with a face as red as tomato. When she saw me, she did her best to get herself together.
Momonga's jaw dropped a little but quickly closed, and calmed down strangely fast.
Momonga stood up, and spoke to me. "Something is not right here. I sent out Sebas to check the surroundings around Nazarick."
"Yeah, I felt it too..." I muttered, and nodded. I look at Albedo. "Albedo, gather the floor guardians to the 6th floor, to the arena, except for 4th and 8th floor guardians."
"Yes, Lord Kazuki." She bows and goes to do her task.
Momonga notices Yumi behind me. "I see you brought Yumi as well."
"That I have." I nodded.
Yumi comes forward and bows to Momonga. I pat her head with a smile.
"I think I we should head over to the elf twins." I say. "Yumi, go back to house."
"But pa-" I cut her off.
"This isn't a discussion now. I'm gonna have an important meeting." I tell her sternly.
"Okay..." she lowers her head and heads off.
"Let's go." I turn to Momonga.
He nods, and we teleport to arena with their Rings Of Ainz Ooal Gown. Once we are there, we look around, and I sigh in nostalgia.
"Where are the twins?" Momonga mutters.
Suddenly we hear someone drop from high up. We look over and see Aura show a victory sign with a big smile on her face. She runs over, and stops in front of us by sliding on her heel.
She bows. "Welcome, Lord Momonga, Lord Kazuki."
"Aura." I greet her with a smile.
"Aura." Momonga nods. "We'll be having a meeting here; Kazuki already instructed Albedo to bring other floor guardians here."
"Oh...so Shalltear will be here too." Aurs sigh a little in disappointment.
"Hope it's no trouble." Momonga adds.
"What are you saying Momonga-sama. You're the one of the Supreme Beings, there's no way you could trouble us!" She says enthusiastically.
"By the way, where's the cute boy?" I ask.
"Cute boy?" Aura is confused.
"I think he means Mare." Momonga explains to Aura.
"Oh, right!" She nods, then turns around, looking up to one of the balconies. "MARE! COME HERE, YOU'RE BEING DISRESPECTFUL TO THE SUPREME ONES!" She screams at Mare.
"N-no! S-sis, I-I'm scared!" Mare shouts back with a small voice, but loud enough for me to hear him.
"COME HERE!" Aura shouts again.
"F-f-fine!" Mare exclaims.
Mare pokes his head out first, before standing up, and jumping off of the balcony. He doesn't land as well as his sister, but doesn't fall down. He runs toward us after getting himself together, while holding his skirt down, making sure it doesn't flap around.
After he arrives before us, he bows down meekly. "I-I'm sorry, Momonga-sama; Kazuki-sama!"
"Raise your head." I tell him. Once he does as I told, I pat his head. "It's okay, Mare." I tell him with a smile; my sharp teeth poking out a little.
Mare froze up for a few seconds when I pat his head, but then closes his eyes and enjoys it until I take away my hand; and I can't help but see the disappointment in his eyes when I did so.
"Thank you..." he says shyly.
After that, Momonga did an experiment, to test his magic, and the power of Staff Of Ainz Ooal Gown. It turned out that everything works well, and all we need to to is just say the name of the spell we want to do, and boom, it works; of course it takes away mana as well.
Though losing mana is not a problem for either me or Momonga, as we have a lot of it, and our magic items regenerate it fast as well.
"Here you two must be thirsty." Momonga says as he hands the twins a cup each, then takes out a magic item that generates infinite amount of water, and pours their cups full.
They eye the water with sparkling eyes, holding the cup tightly as if they are holding the most precious thing they have ever held. They drink the water. "Thank you, Momonga-sama." They say in unison.
"Is something wrong?" I ask them.
"N-no, I just thought the supreme beings would be scarier." Mare says.
"Oh?" I'm amused.
"Well, we can be scarier, if you want." Momonga says; and to me he sounds amused as well.
"No! We like you both this way!" Aura says hurriedly with Mare nodding repeatedly along.
I let out a hearty chuckle, making the twins look at me. "Oh, you two are just adorable." I smile at them. From the corner of my eye, I see Momonga nod once, agreeing with me.
He's been a but weird ever since...we got stuck here, and his voice became deeper as well. Though I've been feeling hotter too, and my voice became deeper too. Though it's always been kind of deep, but not like this; like my voice's frequency dropped significantly, and became more scary and scratchy.
Suddenly a gate opens, and a figure of a child comes into view, and figure I could always remember. Shalltear. Okay, this may sound weird, but I help Peroronchino-san create her, unlike Albedo. I helped create her since day one; in fact I gifted him the dress she's wearing now.
"My, my...Am I the first one to arrive?" She says, holding a gothic umbrella.
"Oh, Momonga-sama!" She says excitedly, and lets go of the umbrella, which disappears. She runs jumps onto Momonga, wrapping her arms around his neck- well, spine. "The man I cannot rule above!" She says with a horny blush.
I see that Momonga wraps his arm around her waist to catch her. Seeing this, I smirk. "Ara ara." I say, acting like a mother jokingly. "My dear Momonga found himself a girl?"
Shalltear lets go of Momonga with a red face and bows to me. "Pleasure to see you, Kazuki-sama."
I feign offense. "Oh? So I don't get a hug?"
Shalltear makes a small gasp, making a worried face. She hurries to me, and hugs me, wrapping her arms around my waist. I hug her back, and pat her small back. "Thank you." I smile at her.
She smiles back and lets go of me.
After Aura and Shalltear started arguing, Cocytus, Demiurge, and Albedo arrived. After the gathering, and them telling what they think of us, which was a but overwhelming for me and Momonga, as how much they praised us and believed that we are the greatest beings in every world. Sebas also told us that Nazarcik is in a completely different place. Instead of a swamp, not a flat grassland is around is, which confused me heavily.
How did this happen?
After that, we needed a plan to cover Nazarcik, from beings of this world, as we don't know how strong they are. They may be stronger than us or weaker. But, my gut is telling me we don't have to worry.
Honestly, I think there isn't anyone who has a chance to beat us, here. As I said, my gut is telling me this, and it barely ever failed me.
"So? Anyone has an idea?" I ask.
"I-I could use my earth magic to conceal us with dirt-" Mare gets cut off.
"You want to cover the Great Tomb Of Nazarick with dirt?!" Albedo shouts at Mare furiously.
"Who allowed you to cut him of?!" I shot at Albedo. Unconsciously I let out some of my magic power to intimidate.
Albedo shrinks her head back and bows back down. "I'm sorry, Kazuki-sama! Forgive me."
I don't say anything but look at Mare and gesture him to continue.
We agree to conceal our home with dirt, and make some hills, to make us not stand out. After that, me and Momonga teleport away.
Momonga puts a hand on the wall and lets out a big sigh. "Oh, man....what was that?! They hold us in suck a high regard!"
"Well...we did create them to think of us like gods...and I bet you did something to Albedo's settings. What do you mean you're the man she loves?" I look at my friend.
He stiffens up a little. "I don't know what you mean."
I pretend to think a little. "Hmmm...but I remember that Tabula-kun liked gap moe a lot...so I'm sure he wouldn't do something like this...Hmm.."
"Stop! Fine! I messed with her settings." He hangs his head down. He sighs. "I read her settings and it said that she's a bitch...I thought it was a bit cruel so I configured her to be deeply in love with me." He covers his face in embarrassment.
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A few seconds go by before I burst out laughing.
Momonga looks at me; he doesn't have flesh and muscles to make a face expression, but I can tell he's looking at me with a deadpan face.
But I don't stop laughing. I've laughing for so long, I started wheezing, and sitting down on the ground, as I couldn't hold myself up.
After a good 10-15 minutes, I calm down and stand up. "Ah..." I put my hand on his shoulder. "My good old virgin friend...Tabula-kun would kill you." I chuckle.
"Fuck off.." Momonga says and teleports away.
I can't help but laugh a little again. "Oh, Momonga." I shake my head.
After that I went back to my house, where I was greeted by little Yumi, and her hug. I spent some time with her, playing house, and having a pretend tea party.
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A couple of days went by, and now we're in Momonga's office with Sebas. I'm laying on the couch, sipping some bourbon, while Sebas' helping Momomga how to control the mirror, or magic item if you wanna call it that way.
'Man...this shit is so good.' I think in my head as I take another sip. I never had such good bourbon ever in my life. I guess being here isn't so bad.
"Congratulations, Momonga-sama." I hear Sebas tell Momonga.
"Sorry for taking up from your time, Sebas." My friend says.
"It's my job to help the Supreme Beings whatever way as I can." Sebas says humbly.
"So? What do you see?" I ask Momonga.
"Nothing yet, but I can control it." He says, but doesn't look at me.
"Hmm..." I hum, then point somewhere on the mirror. "There. It's a small village."
"Right." He gets closer to the village, and we a bunch of villagers run around. "Festival?" Momonga mutters.
"Most likely not." I say, with Sebas nodding along.
He zooms in, and we're greeted by the sight of a man being brutally cut down by a knight on a horse.
Weird. I and Momonga didn't even react. It should've affected us some way, as we never seen someone being murdered. But we didn't react. It seems we lost our humanity. It might be because our karma is in the high negatives, making us extremely evil.
Also...I kind of liked the sight. I can feel my bloodlust growing little by little as I see the humans' blood spraying around and flow on the ground. Weird. Weird.
Then Momonga spins the view, and we see two girl run away from 2 knights. The bigger girl is holding the younger one in her arms, and having a big cut on her back, bleeding heavily.
The sight angers me. Heavily. I might be evil know, but...I have my own sense of honor. I don't hurt woman. It's my rule.
I might intimidate them, but never hurt them directly. That of course hurt me sometimes, like my sadistic, toxic, and abusive ex-girlfriend from Earth. But that's for another time.
Anyway, the view angers me, gripping tightly my glass; which doesn't break thankfully. Grown men, killing women, AND children?! Sick sons of bitches.
"What should we do, my Lords?" Sebas asks.
I answer before Momonga can. "I'm gon a go and help them." I answer Sebas and head off.
Momonga look at my back before looking at Sebas. Sebas' face morphs together with Touch Me's armor. 'Touch Me-san...' he mutters the username in his head. 'I'll repay the debt, my friend.'
"Get Albedo ready, and tell her to put on her full body armor. Also push up Nazarick's defense on max."
"Yes, my lord." Sebas bows, and walks away.
While that happened, I teleported to my house, and informed Yumi that I'll be away for the day.
I met up with Momonga and Albedo at the entrance of Nazarick. I opened GATE, and went through it, with Momonga, then Albedo following me.
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-No POV-
'So this is how I die...' Enri thought as she falls to the ground with Nemu; with soldiers behind her catching up to her.
"Finally...you little bitch." The soldier said menacingly. He raises his sword to finish off the siblings, a dark portal opens up behind the girls, which stops him as he was about to slash down.
Enri opens her eyes, confused with the soldiers' reactions. She looks behind her, where they are looking, and her eyes open wide.
From the GATE, a man steps up. She can't help but admire his looks. He's wearing a gorgeous clothes, fancy ones, only nobles would ware. The red/gold robe, the white shirt, the black pants, the reptile shoes, and the accessories he's wearing. Looks just like a noble.
But when she looks at his face, she can't help but tremble in fear again. He's a demi-human. His eyes are completely white, just as his hear. He has ears that look just like a wolf, which makes her understand that this person is werewolf. He has no beard to speak off, his facial hair is completely clean shaven.
Even though he's a demi-human, a race known to be horribly unhygienic and savage, she can't help but admit in her mind that he's very handsome.
"Pathetic...." he mutters, looking at the soldiers. "Fucking humans...they have no Goddamn honor. Are you not men?!" She shouts, making all four of us tremble under the pressure of his aura.
"Two men...murdering women and children?!" He shouts again.
The soldiers' knees and arms tremble, their eyes open wide under his presence. Enri...can't help but open her mouth in awe.
"Hell Fire." He says two words, confusing Enri as she doesn't know why he said it. But when he points his finger toward the soldier, she knew.
The soldier in a few seconds burns alive, becoming nothing but coal. She, her sister, and the other soldier can't help but gasp in fear.
'What was that spell?!' They thought. 'That can't be real, it's too strong!'
"Puny human...can't even withstand a 7th tier spell?" He mutters angrily.
'7th tier?!' Enri's eyes open wide. 'There's no way! No one can use 7th tier spells! The highest ever known is 6th tier!'
Suddenly, they see two more figure stepping out from the gate.
One of them is a skeleton, and the other is unknown, since she's wearing a full body armor.
"Kazuki...I see you already killed someone." The skeleton says in a deep voice.
Enri is very scared at the sight of the undead, making her shake in fear and hold her sister tighter to body.
While the other soldier is so frozen up in fear, he can't do anything but stand in place.
"They are weak. Couldn't even handle Hell Fire." Kazuki said in disdain.
"Huh...so we don't need to be that cautious. At least toward these." Momonga says, pointing at the other soldier. "Dragon Lighting."
Lighting sprays out of his bony finger, killing the soldier instantly.
Albedo, who has been quite all this time, turns to Kazuki and Momonga. "Kazuki-sama, Momonga-sama, should I get rid of these lower life forms?"
Enri's eyes open wide in shock at her words.
"No." Kazkuki says in a stern voice. "You think I bothered saving them because I want to kill them?"
She bows. "I apologize, my lord."
Kazuki nod. Then he turn to the girls with a kind smile, making Enri's heart flutter; much to her surprise. In her mind she screams, 'No! Am I really attracted to him?!'
"Here. Drink this." He holds a potion; with a colored red.
'Red...is it...blood?' She thinks.
"It's a healing potion. Drink it." He says in a more stern voice, making her tense up a little. A second later, she takes it, takes off the cap and downs it.
In not even a secone, she feels her back healing. The wound on her back disappears, and she doesn't even feel pain anymore. Even the blood disappeared from her clothes.
"N-no way!..." she mutters.
"Onee-chan!" Nemu cries and hugs her big sister tightly.
"Thank you so much!" Enri gets on her knees and puts her forehead on the ground; saying thanks to Kazuki.
"T-thanks!" Nemu says as well, following Enri's example.
"Get up." The sisters do as Kazuki told them. Then he looks at Momonga, who a couple of seconds later got what he wanted.
"Anti-Life Cocoon. Protection From Arrows." He casts two protection spells on the sisters.
Then Kazuki gives them a small horn. "If you blow this, then a small horde of goblins come to you, who will do what you order.
Enri nods in understanding. As Kazuki, Momonga, and Albedo are about to walk away, she speaks up. "E-excuse me! What are shall I call you two?" She asks Momonga and Albedo.
"This here is Albedo. And I....I'm Ainz Ooal Gown! Make sure to remember it and spread my name!"
Enri and Nemu nods repeatedly.
-Kazuki POV-
As we go toward the village, I summoned a one of my Beta Werewolves, named Patski, and told him to hunt down the knights.
"Ainz Ooal Gown, huh?" I look at Momonga.
"Sorry....I just thought that some of us might be here just like us, and I wanted to spread our name in hopes of them finding us two." He explained to me.
"It's fine.." I wave my hand. "I think it's a good idea. Momonga's a dumb ass name anyway."
"Hey!"
Meanwhile, Albdeo can't help but smile warmly, seeing two of the many Supreme Beings banter like the good old friends we are.
Once we reach the village, we are greeted by the sight of Patski slaughter the knights with a huge bloodthirsty smile on his face.
"You know, Ainz....I think he enjoys it." I nod with a straight face.
"Really? I didn't notice." Ainz plays along.
"Yeah, it's kinda hard to tell." I continue to play pretend.
"Umu. But since he's your creation, it's only right that you recognize his feelings." Ainz continues to nod along.
After a few more minutes, I decide to stop Patski. "You can stop now, Patski."
He immediately stops at my order, and kneels down.
After hovering in air, while watching my creation kill a bunch of soldiers, we get on the ground.
Then, Ainz tells the remaining soldiers to go back to their 'owners' and tell them his message.
