Two new friends and meatloaf

"huh," I ask confused

a random girl sits by me and says "he meant to say hi my name is Soro the monkey what is your name."

before I could move somewhere else, Soro yeets his meatloaf at the girl who called him a monkey but half of the meatloaf of it hits me In the ear, and the other half splats on the table. Soro and the girl start to laugh.

"uh... my name is Jake?" I say not knowing if I should be laughing, after about 3 seconds, the bell rang I was going to go to the school's front door when... Yeet! I slam my head on the sidewalk

"Ow, how the... oh ya I forgot that Mr. C could teleport people, " I say In my head. I walk down the street, and I see my Dad waiting for me outside.

"So your still one piece huh," Dad says while chuckling

I reply saying ", well yes, but no help from the bodyguards you send with me."

My Dad opens the door to let me inside, I walk in, and the last thing I see before waking up on my bed is a log hits my face.

"huh, how did I get here," I ask myself.

"beans," someone says.

I look around, but I see no one... Splat! Meatloaf hits me in the back. I turn around and yell "HEY WHO DID THAT!" Splat! "MY COMPUTER! WHY!" I Yell louder.

I look up and see a robot that is dumping meatloaf everywhere.