Foolishness

After the successful day work although stressful. I returned home and noticed my big sister left her kids at home. " No, not this time, why will she leave this arrogant kids at home. I just pray for peaceful environment today" I said. The children greeted immediately they noticed my presence. I ignored them and went straight into my room.

I came out from my room to the toilet to take my bath. I hurtled inside the toilet so the kids wouldn't notice my presence to the toilet. I did this just for fun. I love being stupid some times.

I got to the point to wash my private parts and immediately I heard gbagara!! on the floor. I dashed out from the toilet to the parlour. " What's happening here, who broke that tumbler?" I asked. the children replied that it was Joseph. A thought ran inside my mind. " How well I wish this coconut head was the Joseph in the Bible who was sold out, at least let some have peace of mind in this house. Joseph was a troublesome type that is known to cause havock to his siblings.

I hissed and returned to continue my business, after all her mum will beat her up when she returns. I noticed the kids laughing mockingly but am confused on what they should be discussing as they all lowered their voice. Any way, I don't care on what they are discussing. I aimed my sponge to wash my thigh and immediately, I heard Gba gba garaarara!!!. I rushed out from the toilet like a lion on ambush. " what is it again? I asked in an angry manner. the children chorused together that it was Joseph. " Joseph again, I thought I just shunned you before and now again" I ranted. " How I wish this was the era of slavery,at least I...". The neighbors rushed inside our house asking on what is happening and why should we be disturbing the peace of everyone. " it's just this 'Judahs is Cucumber'. He is just causing problems here". I somehow noticed everyone in the scene are no longer listening to my complains, they seems to be laughing mockingly, I tried to figure out what is actually happening as I am already in the state of ambiguity. " Are you guys okay?. The kids are not left alone as they all look away from me. The neighbors tried to open up but, they don't know how to start. " it seems you guys are pranking me. maybe am on camera. Joseph turned and mockingly pointed towards my groin. I bent down to see what's wrong and immediately I ran inside the toilet while laughter becomes the other of the day. " But wait, was this dream or what, I have been standing naked for minutes. eeehh!, I am gone, and this kids saw it all. eee!!" I thought to my self without knowing if to cry or to laugh. More people troop inside how house the laughter was to loud. hahaaa hahahaha!!this is so ridiculous. watch out for the next Chapter. Here we go!🚸♿ Remember to follow and give me your feedback.

( what will you do?)

You're single living in a self contained apartment. It has been your routine of closing your home while leaving for work. Of course you're the only one who is living in your apartment.

Now, what will you do if during the midnight while their is light around 12:30Am, you're busy with your studies and eventually The Power holding company takes the light. Remember you're still angry that you're interrupted from what you're doing and eventually someone touched you saying " Stop complaing" in a mild voice. My brother, and My sisters, what will you do?😂😂😂🤣 hahahaha hahahaha!!😆😂🤣.

It's not yet over. You're a spinster, Bachelor or a campus student living alone.

one faithful mid night 🌃, you saw a monster with Two heads trying to hurl a big stick at you. You eventually realize it was a dream. You started contemplating on what had happened and immediately you heard kpo! kpo! on your door. In fear you asked who is there. " You think you will escape me, await for me next time". My people what will you do?.

I hope you're enjoying this comedy blast? let's continue.

I ran inside the nearest police station to lay my complaint. From afar I saw a cluster of five officers. " I have caught them" I shouted and immediately dashed out while the officers followed me.

The officers jogged with me for over 3 minutes before we get to the scene. " See them here" I pointed. The officers came close to peep through the door. "April fool" I shouted. please can you tell on what is gonna happen next?😂🤣😂😂. Don't forget to rate and tell me how this book is. My Novellas are almost ready. Stay updated untill when it drops. Making you happy is my priority and concern🍅🍎🍅.

___Ugly Afternoon___

One beautiful afternoon but later turned to be Uglyful one. I started feeling like stooling but am far away from home. Am just coming back from a party with my friends. I decided to lie to be going to somewhere, but I did this to go find a comfortable place to deficate. It's already coming out and I can feel it's so watery. I saw a nearby bush full of palm trees. I looked around and jumped in side the bush. I went a comfortable corner and started taking out all I have In my sac to the mother Earth who begot the bush full of trees.

It's so good as breeze from the cool forest made me loose myself to the nature. The flies all came out in their numbers to watch and wait to feast on my fresh prepared faeces.

During all this while, I never knew their is a camera in human form watching me from the top of the palm tree. The old man carefully came down from the tree and approached me carefully from behind. I noticed this and turned, behold is a man in his early 60's. I thought of covering my nakedness but I realized I have already deficated so bad on my Trouser. I thought of running away but I could see some people outside the bush. I was really in Dilemma. The man laughed and went deep into the bush. I am still contemplating on what am going to do next.

The old man came out with some clothing material made of palm fronds and gave them to me. I put it on and behold I looked exactly like Eve in the Garden of Eden. I thanked the man and went out.

unfortunately, my friends are all waiting for me in a corner. They saw me and couldn't tell on what had happened." No body shout ask me any thing, I am only looking for Adam my Husband in the garden of palm trees" I said.😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😆🚘🚖.

( What will you do)

There is this girl I have been dating for about a year now. Cynthia is her name. Our relationship is now old enough to further into marriage, but something is still wrong. I can say things change since Cynthia came into my life. My happiness was stolen away and I can't figure out where all this are coming from. I have thought of Cynthia to be the cause of my problem, but it seems love is pushing my mind from thinking well.

Not until one midnight. I saw my Cynthia coming close to me with a knife in her hand trying to stab me as she talks to me aggressively. I started going backwards to escape her attack as I plead with her to spare my life, but unfortunately, I struck my leg against an obstacle and I fell down. She rushed to stab me but I woke up fearfully and in front of me is Cynthia staring at me without saying anything. please advise me, what will I do?.😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂. Remember this is comedy before you take it serious and personal. I love you all.