1 Son of a Butter Bean

Despite the unusual, My name is James Ford your average Emotionless 18 year old weeb from the USA, just barely made it out of Highschool with a dead end job at a auto mechanic shop.

It started out as a usual day I was just walking on the side of the road, since sidewalks are sparse to my job when Bam im body slammed by a f**king submersible, I don't know how a submarine flew through the air to murder me but well now im here, In some endless black void for who knows how long, when I mean endless I don't really know, it's so dark that it could be just the size of whatever I am or infinite. Suddenly out of nowhere a submarine appears and explodes with the last think I am able to say being, "Son of a (Redacted)."