Chapter 7: Super Fight Pt.2
~Third POV~
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*SWOOSH*
As soon as Saito agreed to help him Puri-Puri Prisoner stopped in his tracks as he then vanished out of nowhere as he was then behind Saito as Suiryu was dropped on the floor as he Puri was now behind Saito.
Puri had an unrecognizable expression on his face as it looked serious as he openly tries to rape Saito's cheeks for even getting in his way of Suiryu. At some point during his life, he was eventually arrested for sexually harassing or even raping many men on the spot. He is currently serving a 10,000-year sentence but can get out anytime he wants.
When the police asked how many the male citizens were sexually harassed or raped, he only laughed as he says to them in a happy voice "I'm a booty warrior."
Puri was now behind Saito as he glares at him as he was already had his pants gone as he thinks to himself seriously, 'You dare stand against me mob going to be mod character number 34! Better prepared your – NANI! '
*SWOOSH*
That was when suddenly Saito was no longer there as Puri slowly looked behind as Saito avoided it and got into a serious position crouching position as he saw the cold glare from him suddenly having a seriously intense expression on his face.
Saito is using one of the most powerful techniques known to man as he wore gloves needed for his sanitation needs for this technique passed down to memes users to memes users in the long past memorial…
Puri's eyes widen in absolute horror as he mouths at Saito with fear in his voice but the motion happens too quickly for anyone to understand as Saito understood what he said with his lips, 'No you wouldn't dare mob victim 34…'
Saito tightly clasps his hands together and extends his middle and index fingers, resembling the Tiger hand seal. Using the full weight of his body, the user thrusts these four fingers between the Puri-Puri Prisoner buttocks.
His eyes widened in horror as he saw Saito's mouth move with a cruel but satisfying smirk as he heard his lips as he read them before he flew off the building into the sky, 'Bitch try me. Now normal meme series… Omae Wa Mou Shinderu <One Thousand Years of Death>.'
*Poke*
*BOOM*
"AHHHIIIEEE!!!!!"
Suddenly when Saito used a bit of his strength Puri broke through the building as if he was suddenly launched through with a great amount of force as he was sent so high in the sky by merely Saito just poking the guy as Puri flew to great lengths of not handling being hit from he behind like most of his victims.
But unlike the previous victims, Puri felt the greatest pain he never felt before as he felt his ass was destroyed from the inside of the sudden attack to his buttocks as he comedically flew so high from the pain that defied the physic as he flew so high into the air from the sheer pain he felt.
The pain was so excruciating to Puri as he kept on screaming on the top of his lungs as he flew up in the air as he kept on clenching what was his ass from the unbearable pain he felt coursing through the lower half of his body.
Passing through the clearly but cloudy sky of the supercontinent they all live in as they see an unusual sight happening that day seeing the infamous Puri flying away getting a taste of his own medicine.
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Smelly Lid Prison is a prison located on a small island off the coast of J-City. This prison holds some of the worst criminals on Earth.
The prison has a tall gate and tall walls with barbed wires.
The building is heavily monitored with cameras in different locations with large monitors for the guards to see. For more difficult prisoners, they use a special restraining device designed for those more or less difficult characters.
The cells that hold the most difficult prisoners are behind a thick, barricaded door. Inside are the most difficult offenders, who can use their strength to pry open iron bars or use everyday objects as weapons, keys, and poison. The inside of the walls are made of steel and there are no windows, and only Puri-Puri Prisoner can break through the walls.
As it happens one of the new guards on duty for today looked up to the sky seeing something unbelievable happening as he motions to the other guard to look, "Hey man look! Someone is coming to prison from the sky man look!"
The other guard looked at the screen as he clears his eyes a bit before seeing a familiar person coming through at breakneck speed, "Hey isn't that guy Puri-Puir Prisoner? Why the hell is he coming –"
*BOOM*
That was when suddenly Puri came crashing to the front gates of the prison as the guard looked confused as he spoke out calmly with a hint of surprise in his voice as he spoke, "Well I'll be damned. Didn't think someone out there can beat this monster. At the very least we won't get raped by him if we take him to his cell now."
The new guard looked surprised at this sudden new information as the old one laughs at the recruit's reaction as he spoke to him, "What didn't you know? Those taking Puri to his cell lose their anal virginity because of this freaks monstrous strength. But with him down for the count, we can count ourselves lucky today! Hahaha!"
The new guard looks at the prisoner as he swallows his spit as he talks to himself quite reassured of his choice now, 'Yeah… I need to quit this place and find a new job. One that is less going to attack me.'
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~Saito POV~
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And that takes care of one booty warrior down for good. I don't want to be his next victim thank you very much and that poking was very necessary with the minimal force needed.
*Thud*
The debris of the falling ceiling where Puri was showed a comical shape of him flying in the sky as everyone looked at me weirdly as I got rid of the gloves that I borrowed from one of them as I talked to them calmly while lifting my glasses, "Cough! Sorry about that everyone. That man was going to go for my behind but what he didn't know was that I was after he used the secret ninja art passed down the Ninja Village of Konoha for generations and generations to defeat the race of warriors known as the booty warriors they –"
That was when a female voice was heard from the room as she said in an annoyed tone of voice to me getting the picture, "Ok dude stop at this point your just trolling us further with your BS at this point."
Tch.
And when the people here are so gullible to be educated in my BS too. Man, I wanted to misinform them and make some jokes about them while denying it in the process… sadly the setup has failed sigh…
Glancing over to the side I happen to see it was Lin Lin another fighter and user of the <Palm Bell Fist>. Although it's more like just silently striking very hard style honestly but hey what can life do with that.
Lin Lin is a young and small girl with a lean build and slender figure. She has dark hair braided and tied into loops with bangs that cover her forehead. She wears a maroon qipao style top with white arm warmers and a scarf. She accessorizes with bells on her hair, ears, and shoes. She has gray eyes.
Eh…
4/10 in my books.
That was when I looked over to Suiryu while ignoring Lin Lin as she seems annoyed I ain't giving her attention. The guys around me looked at me weirdly… oh they can fuck off when I have a girlfriend already.
Just because Lin Lin is a girl and to some guys would want to bang her I ain't one of them I'm more an Esper gal kind of guy. But getting to the point I saw Suiryu get himself back up again as he shakes off the sudden attack as he talked to me appreciatively, "Oh thanks man for helping out there. *Shiver* Didn't expect Puri to come on to me like that I thought they let the news tell everyone when his escape –"
*Bzz*
As if by calling heaven to strike this poor man while he was down the tv came on just to pour salt in his wounds ouch, "Breaking news the latest rapist Puri-Puri Prisoner has escaped once more and gentlemen guard your asses."
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Silence what followed next after Suiryu tried to call down Murphy Law or is it bad luck as he looked pissed off that the news came too late. I mean I would be too in my shoes but I'll be the guy laughing at his misfortunes.
Clearing my throat and holding the urge to fall laughing at his bad luck I began to ask him about his <Void Fist> fighting style as I spoke, "Now then Suiryu about your family <Void Fist> techniques… I want them since I saved you from being ass clapped metaphorically and almost quite ok buddy?"
He narrowed his eyes at me but calmed himself down as he began to give me the family manual immediately while I was honestly surprised. Raising my eyebrow at the guy I asked honestly confused, "Wait you are handing over your fighting style that easily? I mean isn't…"
That was when my eyes widen as he smirked smugly as I got duped of my deal as he wagged his finger at me mockingly as he told everyone while handing out more manuals, "No problem pal… my father wanted to begin expanding the dojo wanting others to follow his style. That in your hands is beginner level… if you want more just come at our dojo four eyes."
Oh… oh… oh…
I see a very DEAD man coming soon for duping me out of a deal like this.
And to call me out by my bullies horrible nicknames as well as backing out of this deal while technically covering for me at the same time… Yeah… I think I'll show him the <Fake Punch> and scare the living shit out of him.
As the name implies the <Fake Punch> is fake but instead attacks with intimidation like Saitama death symbol at his opponents just before they make contact just like that but put the intention in it.
Hell, I think some of the fighters backed off after feeling how majorly piss off I –
*Pat*
Huh?
That was when I was interrupted by my thoughts as I see another girl just hand me a scroll of the <Void Fist> who seems to be 13 years old as she puffs at Suiryu direction as he scoffs at this girl, "Suiryu-nee! You promised the guy and make sure you keep it or else I'll tell Grandfather about this! It will make us look bad!!"
At that moment Suiryu was trying to defend himself saying I was robbing him of their family fighting style that Suicho tried years to create. So this girl's name is Suiko with a lean build. She has dark eyes, tan skin, and short black hair. She wears a hoodie on a sports top and black pants to match her shoes…
Oh, now I know who she is now if he's related to this brick who tries to cheat off my deal helping him. Fuck I should've let the booty warrior do his duty taking him into the showers.
Tch, missed opportunities right there damn it. But looking at the manual handed to me I see the techniques of the <Void Fist> for real this time somewhat surprised actually.
<Void Fist> is a martial art invented and taught by Master Suicho. The style is used by his grandchildren Suiryu and Suiko.
The <Void Fist> focuses on maximizing damage output while keeping a consistent flow of damage. The martial art uses twisting motions of the body and its parts to maintain or increase the damage of attacks. The martial art involves shifting the center of gravity of the user for attack and defense.
<Void Sky Dragon Fist> The user attacks his opponents rapidly with a barrage of punches to the point of creating tremendous momentum that makes him twist like a tornado in mid-air. The momentum the user creates from his repeating blows preserves his mid-air rotations.
<Void Shaking Tiger Fist> implements the concept behind a normal Seiken, where the user planches his non-dominant foot forwards to stabilize his posture and push off from the ground to add power to the blow, but at an absurd extent, causing fissures in the ground with his footwork. Immediately following the planchet he executes an uppercut, usually towards the opponent's gut.
<Void Phoenix Ascension> A follow-up to Void Quake Tiger Fist in which the user initiates a twisting motion that further increases the power of his punch also used to defeat armored foes that are too hard to hit normally.
Ok just like that I'm chill now as I began to walk away waiting for my turn…
Still going to scare the living shit out of him though.
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~Third POV~
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The time for the Super Fight began as every one of the crowd was screaming to see the fight going to happen today. The crowd was waiting for the fight to happen as the announcer on the ring began to talk motivating everyone, "HELLO EVERYONE TODAY FOR THIS FIRST MONTH OF THE SUPER FIGHT!!!"
"YEAH!!!"
"WHOA!!!"
"HELL YEAH!!!"
Everyone was very excited for today's match as the referee began to announce the first fight with the fighter for the first round as he spoke out proudly, "NOW THEN FOR THE FIRST ROUND OF THE SUPER FIGHT WE HAVE NUMBER 16 & 18 PLEASE COME TO THE RING!"
The two that first came to the ring were Saito Yagami and Suiryu came up as who cheered loudly as Tatsumaki and Fubuki kindly supported Saito from afar as they cheered for his win as Tatsumaki sadistically held a video recorder.
At this Saito nods in understanding as true couples would as Suiryu taunts him about the twins as he tries to appeal to them as he tries to mock Saito, "Wow those girls must like you huh? Would be a very real shame that they liked me more than an average-looking guy like you huh? Hey, ladies look at this handsome face."
*CRACK*
At this Saito, glasses breaks from an unknown force at this from pure rage as Tatsumaki managed to hear Suiryu thoughts along with Fubuki and their expression changes to disgust as Tatsumaki raised her middle finger at him and foul words coming from her mouth towards the pretty boy as Fubuki expressed a cold glare as Suiryu was surprised.
Truly the power couple and the little sister can understand each other hating Suiryu personality.
Suiryu is an easygoing and carefree man usually seen smiling and is a notorious playboy, who would rather spend time with women than training. Suiryu is very eager to fight strong opponents and believes the reason for fighting is to live an easy life without worry.
Something of which Saito dislikes about the guy compared to him is that he hasn't trained hard enough to survive in this world where GOD exists. For the sisters they heard his thoughts trying to win them over than the person that saved and defended them… they weren't very happy about that.
Over the crowd Tatsumaki demanded her boyfriend Saito as she began to yell at him for some justice, "SAITO KICK THAT PRETTY BOY'S ASS!"
Nodding at this they finally made it to the stage as the referee began to announce the fight between the two in fashion, "Now then gents I want this to be a simple and plain clean fight. Now FIGHT!"
*SWOOSH*
Suiryu took the first move as he used the <Void Sky Dragon Fist> as he knew he couldn't take Saito carelessly as he saw him defeat Puri in one move but that was when Saito countered it all using the <Water Stream Encampment> blocking each hit they come to each other.
*BAM**BAM**BAM*
*BAM**BAM**BAM*
*BAM**BAM**BAM*
They each blocked each other's strikes as Saito let himself open as Suiryu saw this and didn't hesitate to go for a brutal win as he thought to himself full of confidence, 'THERE THIS IS MY CHANCE TO-'
*MENACING*
*DEATH*
*SWOOSH*
That was when Saito used <Fake Punch> using all the killing intent as Suiryu saw the image of death symbol shown as all of his instincts told him to flee but felt that his muscles couldn't respond to the imitating pressure as Suiryu will power and confidence faded…
The <Fake Punch> used created a gust of wind as the fighters all noticed the pressure it was emanating from Saito punch as he showed an anime-like serious expression as the fighters will fight simply vanished.
Their eyes faded out like their will of the fire died out from a tornado the same with Suiryu's expression as the sweat of fear was being produced out of his body.
Lin Lin and the rest of the fighters all began to leave the area as they came as they all have the same thoughts of witnessing the monster that destroyed their wills to fight, 'Fuck that shit! I'm not fighting against that freak of monstrosity!'
Fubuki's eyes widen in surprise at this not knowing how strong Saito was as Tatsumaki caught it all on tape as she talked happily, "Now that right there is a keeper. The arrogant expression on his face is gone like that is a treasure."
When Suriya saw this he immediately lost the will to fight as he spoke broken of his will to fight as he talks, "I… give… up… I surrender this fight…"
That was when the referee got the news of the rest of the fighters leaving as he laughs nervously at the end of the Super Fight after one punch, "Uh… well folks the winner this bi-monthly year is the student of <Water Streaming Smashing Fist> SAITO YAGAMI!!!"
"YEAH!!!"
"WHOA!!!"
"HE ENDED IT IN ONE PUNCH GUYS!!"
At this Saito nods his head contently as the twins soon floated over to him as they hugged him in joy for winning the Super Fight as everyone surrendered at the fight against Saito as Fubuki cheered on loudly.
At that moment Tatsumaki saw a mischiefs look on Saito's face as she read his mind but blushed as she meekly nods as Saito kissed her on the lip knowing where this was going as Fubuki listen to their thoughts and blushed as she says to them, "Uh… I'll talk about your reward later Saito-kun… I'll leave you and Tatsumaki-nee to your fun."
With that Saito laughed as he hugged Tatsumaki tighter knowing what they are planning to do after they leave…
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A/N: Here's today chapter hope you enjoy and maybe something else in the next one...