Making friends

(1st and 3rd person chap)

(Multiple pov)

(1st person rem pov)

I dragged myself into my new home. I'm so sleepy that I feel like if I close my eyes for too long I'll fall asleep while standing. I took the key from my pocket and opened the door. It is dark but I can see clearly in the dark. The apartment is empty but luckily there is a futon I guess someone left in the closet. As soon as I laid it out I took off my clothes and went to sleep.

The morning light hit my face waking me up to an unknown ceiling. I quickly remember that this is my new apartment. I go to the bathroom and try to turn the light on but the lights don't turn on. I noticed there is a bathroom but it doesn't have a bathtub only a sink and toilet. When I turned on the water it doesn't get hot.

The technology in naruto is weird. How can you have a stove, tv, powerlines, but not cars, or at least a boiler to send hot water to each apartment. Maybe they do but if I remember correctly the current civilian council is full of greed, and a stick up there ass. Oh well, when I get the chance in the future I'll give some suggestions to Hiruzen that would help the lives of the villagers. I'm gonna meet him anyway if my future plans succeed or fail.

I put on my clothes and head out to find the bathhouse. While on my way I see that the village is very lively in the morning. I check my inventory while walking and the only change of clothes I got is my shrine maiden outfit which I came herewith. *Sigh* I need more clothes.

As I ask around for directions to the bathhouse and thankfully there are some nice people who gladly gave me directions. Took me some time but I got to the bathhouse in 30 minutes due to sightseeing. I read the sign that shows the prices for the bathhouse and I can get in by paying 400 Ryo. So I open my inventory and take out 400 Ryo my pocket and head toward the register.

Bathhouse tenant: Ara~ what a cute little girl

Rem: *surprise Pikachu face*

Omg, it's an Onee-san. This woman looking at me like she wants to cuddle me to death. I must take a quick bath much to dislike but I have to unless I want to become this woman's prey.

Rain: What's your name little one~ Mines is Rain~

Rem: It's.....Rem

Rain: Aww don't be shy I don't bite~

You biting me is not the problem! Your boobs are massive! *cries in her mind* Ahh I'm the one who asked to be reincarnated as the same age as Naruto so I only have myself to blame *sobs in mind*

I'm more into men but seeing her massive oppai- *Blush* Noo what am I'm thinking I'm like men! Think of your Itachi body pillow at home and the countless nights cuddling it.

Wait now that I think of home back in Japan. Rain reminds me of Nyotengu from dead or alive. No, she looks just like her.

(A/N: This is Nyotengu for those who have not played dead or alive)

Rain: Well Rem-chan~ Enjoy your bath~

Rem: O...ok Ms.Rain

I head into the bathhouse and head a relaxing bath.... Ahhh that felt gooood. I feel as good as new, I think my cuteness is over 9000! What!?!?, over 9000?!?! Hahhaha That meme shall always have a place in my heart.

As I leave the bathhouse and say my goodbyes to rain, it hits me I forgot to pay to enter the bathhouse. So I turn around and go to Rain to pay the money.

Rem: Sorry to bother Rain but I forgot to pay my way to enter the bathhouse.

Rain: Don't Worry Rem-chan you can never bother me~ Also don't worry from this day on I will let in the bathhouse free of charge.

Rem: Really! Thank you, Ms.Rain

I bow to her and head off to where ever the road takes me.

(Rain's thoughts after Rem is some distance away)

Fufufu~ I'll make sure Rem pays me back when she a beautiful and healthy adult~

(Back to Rem)

I'm currently in the shopping district shopping for necessities for my apartment. Suddenly I hear yelling in the distance.

Random villager: Get back here you damn demon!

Naruto: It's not my fault you fell for such an obvious prank!

I see Naruto getting chased by some angry villager that he pranked. Should I help Naruto? Might as well. I hope on a nearby roof and took my morningstar out and grabbed the chain near the handle. Extending it out I threw it at the guy's ankle that is currently chasing Naruto.

Random villager: Got you now de- *oof*

Naruto: Haha you fell! See ya!

I watched Naruto run off as I made my way to that villager chasing him.

Raging villager: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CHAIN ON MY ANKLE?!

I casually walk up to the raging villager. Swearing and yelling how he almost had Naruto in his hands. He sees me and says something.

Upset Villager: Hey brat help me get this chain off my ankle. WAIT!?!? Why is the chain in your hand!? You were working with the demon. Once I get this chain off I'm done *thud*

I yanked the chain causing the villager to fall down with a loud thud sound. I hold the spiked ball part of my morningstar over his head and dropped it.

*crash*

Scared Villager:?!?!?

I dropped it right beside his head at the last second leaving a small crater in the ground.

Rem: Now if I dropped it on your head it would bust like a melon.

Scared villager: No you w..wouldn't.

Rem: Pretty sure I would if I wanted to.

I took the chain off the villager's ankle and he got up and immediately made distance from me.

Bold villager: I'm going to tell the council about this and you're going to suffer little girl!

I dash towards the villager. To him, I looked I teleported but to trained eyes, I just dashed.

Scared Villager: NANI!?!?

Rem: Tell anyone what happened here or I see you chase after Naruto again I'll show you Who the real "Demon" is :)

The pathetic man pissed himself. This is just sad, a grown man pissed himself caused a cute little 4 year old scared him.

He ran to where ever he came from like the 9 tails is after him.

Naruto: Whoa you made him run away!

Rem: Na-

Oops, I almost called him by his name.

Naruto: How you do that? Please teach me.

Rem: Sorry I don't think you can do that yet but let me introduce myself my name is Rem.

Naruto: Naruto Uzumaki and future Hokage! Believe it!

Naruto stretched out his fist out towards me so I fist bumped him.

Rem: I believe it.

Naruto: Wait!?! You actually believe me? Most people call me dumb or retarded for saying that.

Rem: Your not dumb Naruto they are just jealous that you have a goal in life.

Naruto: Yeah! They are just jealous of me. Rem you want to be fr...friends?

I see Naruto is a little hesitant to ask me to be his friend probably because he doesn't have any.

Rem: I'll be happy to be your friend Naruto.

Naruto: Whoo hoo I got a new friend! Hey, do you want to come to Ichiraku Ramen this evening.

Rem: *chuckle* sure Naruto.

Naruto: Ok see you this evening!

Naruto ran off waving at me. I forgot how hyper he is as a child. Since it's been some time since I saw naruto anime.

Ok now that I'm friends with Naruto now to move on to the next part of my plan. Stop the massacre of the Uchiha clan.

(1hour later)

After walking around sightseeing I feel happy that I got the chance to see the lead village with my own eyes and not a tv screen.

(3rd person real quick)

Rem is currently still sightseeing and now in front of the Red House when she bumped into someone that made her plans a lot easier.

Rem: Sorry I wasn't looking where I was going

Rem bowed not looking at the person she bumped into.

Shisui: It's ok I wasn't paying attention either.

Looking, Rem is shocked that she bumped into Shisui. She knew if she wanted to save the Uchiha she had to befriend him but now that he is right in front of her she didn't know what to do. Thinking quick Rem thought of something that will probably work.

Rem: You're an Uchiha ain't you?

Shisui: Yes. Why do you ask?

Bowing Rem answered his question.

Rem: Please train me!

Shisui didn't expect the little girl to ask that of him.

(Shisui pov)

Huh? Why would this little girl suddenly ask me to train her? Hmm, some Uchiha has been going missing lately. This is probably a ploy to get intel on us.

Shisui: No

Rem: Please!

(Rem's thoughts real quick)

Time to use my ultimate Jutsu [Cute no jutsu]

(Back to Shisui)

Huh? did this little girl suddenly became cuter.

Shisui: N..No

Rem: Please!?

Is this a genjutsu? It has to be? [Sharingan] Ohno now she is even cuter.

Rem: please onii-chan

Arggh.....I give up she wins. If I decline her one more time I feel like just stomped on a cute kitten.

Shisui: Fine *sigh* I'll train you. What's your name?

Rem: My name is Rem

Shisui: Come to the Uchiha compound in the morning and I'll see if you got what it takes to be a ninja.

Rem: Sure, please take care of me.

(3rd person)

Rem ran off after talking about some other details about her training. Shisui somewhat felt like Rem put on that cute act so he would feel bad.

Rem took off somewhere while Shisui went back to the Red House to report what just happened to Hiruzen when Kakashi suddenly approached him.

Kakashi: You know she totally played you right?

Shisui: *sigh* Yeah I know. I just couldn't bring myself to tell her again.

Kakashi: That girl is the one that Lord 3rd and Tsunabi told us to watch.

Shisui: I know that's why I'm heading back in to report this. Cmon let's go.

(End of chapter)

(A/N: In front of Rem's [Cute no jutsu] you are defenseless. Also hope y'all enjoyed the chap)