8 Chapter 8: This is too big
"son!"
Another screaming screamed.
"It really is... Grandpa."
Wang Feng twitched at the corner of his mouth, ha ha da.
The weird person who appeared in front of him was like a large light yellow Fanta can. He opened the tab on his head and inserted a yellow straw. His face was old, and the aluminum flakes on his stomach said "Funda" furiously. Two words.
"son!"
The old Fanta weird pounced on the Sprite weird and wailed in pain.
Crunch!
Wang Feng stepped back subconsciously and looked at the grieving old Fanta weird awkwardly. He wanted to explain that he was not the murderer, but he was afraid that the description would get darker and darker.
"Huh? Fun, my good son!?"
The old Fanta weird raised his head and stared at Wang Feng fiercely. He didn't know that when he raised his eyes, he saw the same tragic death of Cola weird not far away.
Uh, wait a minute, good... good son? Nima, aren't you grandpa? Shouldn't it be called grandson?
Wang Feng was stunned. If he remembered correctly, the middle-aged Sprite weird should be the son of the Coke weirdo just now. How come the old Fanta weird call both the Sprite weird and the Coke weird son? You... Your family relationship is a bit messy!
He glanced at the middle-aged Sprite weird with a green lid on his head pityingly. It was really "If you want to live a good life, you must have a little green on your head"!
"You killed my two sons, you...damn it! Tonight, I'm going to have fun at your grave!?"
The old Fanta weird can hear a "grumbling" boiling sound from the inside of the can, and the yellow straw makes a "pumping" steam sound. After a while, with the "grumbling" sound, a ball of yellow liquid the size of a basketball comes from The straw was squeezed up, and it felt like putting a ping-pong ball into a slender straw with a tumor protruding in the middle.
"Hiss!"
Wang Feng took a breath of air-conditioning, and at the same time his heartbeat increased, making a "sud" muffled sound. Judging from the situation of the Coke weirdo, their soda is equivalent to gunpowder. Using the same method of squeezing toothpaste from the Fanta weirdo, he estimated that it would be able to squeeze it for a while. A cannonball fired from the straw, shattering his body.
June Feixue, I really didn't kill your two sons, old man, you have to calm down!
He quickly waved his hand to deny that he was the murderer, but another sentence of "Your son was not killed by me" did not exit, suddenly a "white angel" appeared in his field of vision, and an outdoor air-conditioning unit fell from the sky, huh! It hit the old Fanta weird all at once, and Fanta soda splashed all over...
"Ah Kaka!"
However, he deserves to be a weird grandfather who was hit by an air conditioner and did not die immediately.
"this…"
Wang Feng stared blankly at the old Fanta weird who was struggling to get up. Would you like to go up and help? Afraid of being corrupted, forget it!
(Warm reminder, the description in parenthesis is a joke version, please don't care: "Do you want to make a knife? Wait online, it's anxious." Wang Feng took a picture and sent it to the Internet for help.)
Let's run! Otherwise, waiting for the old weirdo to stand up for a while, he will definitely kill himself!
He turned around and wanted to escape.
"Boom!"
Suddenly, the "cannonball" that the old Fanta weird had squeezed into the straw for a long time was broken because the straw was broken by the air conditioner, so that it could no longer be squeezed. It exploded and Fanta splashed...
Wang Feng looked back at the farce-like scene dumbfounded. The old Fanta freak was blown into the ground by his own "cannonballs".
"Ding Dong, there are weird cards nearby that can be converted, please go to the conversion."
"Today is April Fool's Day? Are weirdos making fun of their lives?"
He couldn't laugh or cry, and a family of three fell into the sky falling objects inexplicably. Sure enough, it makes sense for the teacher to teach us to be careful of falling objects from the sky.
"You guys rest in peace!"
He stepped forward and touched a handful of old Fanta weirdos and got a two-star card: Fanta weird. At the same time, he found that the outer shell of the old Fanta weird was made of aluminum. It is no wonder that it is more resistant to beating than Sprite and Coke weirdo, and has a higher defense. cut.
He glanced at the air conditioner, the bullet marks on the bracket made him speechless. Others shouted cheating all day long, in fact, they were complaining, but the Coke weirdo was really cheating, and he had cheated two dads and made evil.
"Long live the king."
"King must be a superpower. Look at him when he stretched out his hand, all the signs, billboards and air conditioners upstairs fell down and killed the weirdo. King must have pulled those things down with his mind."
"Well worthy of being the strongest man on the surface, worthy of being my idol!"
"Wait a minute, have you just seen King turning around confidently? That's the 100% confidence of the strong in his own strength. He believes that weird people will undoubtedly die, so he will show his back. King is too strong, from strength to strength. Psychologically, it's a mess."
The people seemed to be ignited all at once, and their bodies were boiling with excitement and shouting with excitement.
"..."
Wang Feng saw the people dancing in the room through the window, shook his head speechlessly, put his black peaked cap on, and quickly left the scene. As for the corpses of the three weird people, someone would naturally take care of them afterwards.
...
City Heroes Association Headquarters.
"Maria, I have notified the recent B-class heroes 13 super police Autobots to go to the weird scene, I believe we will be able to eliminate the weird soon."
The staff report.
"Hmm." Maria nodded, "By the way, what is the rating of the weirdo?"
"According to the situation reported by the citizens, the Coke Monster is only a wolf-level disaster."
"Okay, always pay attention to the situation of the weird person, and report to me if there is an emergency." After Maria finished her order, she turned and asked the staff on the other side: "What happened to the Apple weird that appeared in Z City? Has it been solved by the black hole of the vest?"
"It is reported that there is currently no feedback from the black hole of the vest and the citizens, and it is estimated that they are fighting."
"Okay, continue to monitor and report if there is any situation."
Maria rubbed her tired face and worked hard. It was almost dawn and soon someone would take over her job.
"Jingle Bell!"
Suddenly, the association's alarm hotline rang again.
"Hey, hello...what? A Sprite monster appeared next to Dongcheng Street in M City..."
Maria's heart tightened, and another weird person appeared. I wonder if the Super Police Autobot can handle it.
"Wait a minute, you said that King is on the scene? And has already solved the Coke weirdo? Okay...Huh? King pulled the billboard down with super powers and killed the Sprite weirdo? Thank you so much for providing us with information, we...what Another Fanta weird appeared again? Can you describe the situation of Fanta weird...Huh? Dead? King used super power to pull an air conditioner and killed...Ah? Oh, oh, we understand, thank you Thank you for supporting the work of our association."
The customer service lady finished a call and wiped the sweat from her forehead. The content of the short call was as ups and downs as a blockbuster plot, which made people feel frightened.
After she turned her head, she was stunned to find that many staff members including Maria looked at her.
"What the **** happened? Has King set off to eliminate the weirdo?" Maria asked impatiently. UU reading www.uukanshu.com
The customer service lady smiled and said: "Yes, Maria, according to the information provided by the citizens, King has eliminated the three weird people who appeared, and has left the scene."
"It turns out that King is busy eliminating weirdos by not answering the phone, no wonder!" Maria smiled easily, remembering something, and Liu frowned: "By the way, when you answered the phone, you said King used superpowers to fight?"
This is important information. The association has very little information about the king's battles. It only knows that no matter how strong the weirdo is, the king can blow it all with one punch. Based on this, it is inferred that the king is a power-type combatant.
Now suddenly I heard that King will have super powers, which has a great impact on them.
The customer service lady was very affirmative: "Maria, according to the information provided by the citizens, King is indeed a superpower. Dozens of people on the scene saw King use his superpowers."
"The matter is very important and must be investigated as soon as possible. You ask the staff of the M City Association to go to the scene to visit King to eliminate the witnesses of the weird people, to ensure that the news is accurate, and then we report to the Minister."
"Yes."
The staff each led the task and went back to the computer to be busy. Various beeping sounds sounded in the combat room. After a while, the video of King killing the weird person (secretly recorded by the citizens) came over.
Maria led the capable subordinates to watch the process of Wang Feng's elimination of weird people over and over again. They looked at each other. From the video, King seemed to have super powers and could manipulate objects.
plus the citizen testimony uploaded back, it is enough to prove that King is a superpower.
"This news is very important and needs to be reported to the minister immediately."
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