The beginning..?

"damn it"

As I fell from my window, " I can see it now *man died by banana* OH WELL, WHAT CAN YOU SAY When THAT HAPPENS"

*Splat*

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I immediately had a headache, "O come on, why can't I just die peacefully"

Than the headache stopped.

[SYSTEM ADDED]

[WELCOME TO ONE PIECE]

[DO YOU WANT A BEGINNER PACK [Y\N]]

[BEGINNER PACK: you will be given skills needed to go to the NEW WORLD (all haki, but all at level 1) one devil fruit of you choice (not ones taken), and you will be ten times stornger then a regular person, but WILL be given a D in your name (you can pick your name *not names, if it's a family name e.g Mokey D.

Is a family name you cannot take or use* any other name is allowed)

'WTF' I thought , than it hit me.

'I what where how.... YES YES ONE PIECE..... DID I DIE.... WHO CARES, I AM A GOD.....'.

I press yes with my FINGER.

[ENTER NAME

........ D ......].

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An hour later.

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[YOU HAVE ENTERED

Bigg D. Guy

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT THIS NAME (Y/N)]

Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yes, yes I do.

*I picked yes with a prime face, only a mother would love. *

As I was in my thoughts, I noticed , "what a small island, only 20 meters long with one tree, sooooo HOW DO I GET OUT"

"MAY BE I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF A BETTER DEVIL F..... no I picked the best fruit, not for me, but for THE GOING MARYY, a sheep sheep fruit, your going to the new world Marry, and no one will stop me".

With a small smile I picked the fruit and placed it in my jacket's pocket,.

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I was looking at the open sea, when I noticed a pink boat, 'there is only one way to call that boat'

"OOOH, IS THE A GODDESS I SEE, I NEVER SEEN A LADY SO BEAUTIFUL IN MY LIFE"

and almost on que, the ship stopped dead in it's tracks.