1 The arrival of the monarch

On an island, a very small island. Even smaller than your machine. So really small.There was nothing but sand as far as the eye could see. All you could see was sand, sand and more sand.

Suddenly on this desert island appeared a child so the Age should not exceed 11 years. If the most logical thing to do for any other logical person would be to ask how it is possible. We will let its to rate after all in its world where people can eat a fruit and have superpowers the appearance of a child is not so strange not true.

Let me tell you the story of his atypical character both comic and yet so powerful.

On this I let you the boy wakes up so let's be discreet

"Good morning world"

'Oh so I'm really on a lost island what he could have made me appear in my dear robin's bed'

"Well anyway a beggar can not be demanding so I will make a little recap"

"Gods aka being X as my dear Tanya would say to play dart his my kill, and how he likes not to say sorry. He decided to reincarnate me in his world with the powers of my choice. Big Up has all my dead friends because of a divine dart we are together"

'Finally good gods had the appearance of Freya so she was forgiven as I saw her'

"In short in my infinite intelligence I chose the powers of the best grandpa the only, the unique Yamamoto as a bonus I received the physique and technique of rengoku."

'I would have preferred hugs from Rangiku'

"Finally I also have the power to grant powers. Its sound better in my head"

Hurry up readers will fall asleep if you continue

"Shut up then first you are who and what reader"

To teach I am a person who can turn you into a woman put you in a world of hentai and make you powerless so do not shut me up

"I'm just joking no need to go that far"

'What asshole he'll see when I see him if I don't spit his ass to this bastard'

I always hear you

Well, let's go through the endless dialogue and let's go what can in the future.

"Don't touch my robin!!!!"

not so far away

"I want my black pearl, I want my Robin, I want my haribel, I want to listen to music, I want to take a shower I have never played LOL me"

I present you our main character a human no shit in everything except his ability to piss off others

"So I start to have mare of this island I have been on it for 4 hours already it's too much"

"Sa reminds me to all Americans who read this fanfic as a good French baguette eater I want to remind you that we have you well with Luxembourg"

"In addition to all the Spaniards I remind you we fucked you well too but it's not your fault we are just the best"

"That being said how to get out of this island. Choice A with a boat. Choice 2 we wait. Choice 3 we swim like the dark lord rayleigh."

"Attention drum roll.... None of the 3 previous choices we make the water burn with ryujin Jakka and we walk on the seabed bitch"

What a fucking crazy but he's fun so his going