Chapter 2 No Mention Of People In Every Word, But People In Every Sentence

Lick the dog?

It's...what the hell?

In other words, the next four guests from another world are all lickers?

After coming back to his senses, Ron smiled helplessly.

After all, the tea dolphin has confessed his love to Momousagi ninety-nine times but all ended in failure.

This is not dog licking, what else could it be?

But...if a licking dog experiences great health care, he will never lick anyone again!

It is precisely because of this that the licking dogs cannot bear to desecrate the girl's body, so they can only cry alone at night, and can only play with the loneliness and loneliness in their hands. Their spirit is absolutely touching.

Maybe he noticed something strange.

This made the military man instinctively turn his head to look at Ron.

Those were a pair of clear eyes, with a hint of pity in them, which made Cha Dou extremely uncomfortable.

What the hell.

Who told you to look at Laozi with such eyes?

Do you know that if Laozi makes a mistake, you may really turn into a corpse!

Just when the tea dolphin was about to ask.

Two petite girls in maid outfits stood in front of him.

Rem asked softly: "Sir, what would you like to drink?"

Ram stood side by side with his sister and pointed to the bar: "Guest, please take a seat."

Cha Dou glanced at the two girls in front of him, his pupils narrowed slightly.

Twins...and their appearance is no less impressive than Gion.

This forced him to re-examine the tavern.

A huge tavern with luxurious decoration.

The air is also filled with the faint aroma of wine that drinkers love.

What surprised Cha Dou most was that he was the only customer in the entire tavern!

In his impression, even in Mariejois, you can't find a tavern of this quality.

Something is wrong, very wrong!

Ron behind him nodded with satisfaction.

good.

One hour of daily training is still very good and should be done more often in the future.

However, an appropriate amount should be used to avoid aging of the engine and scratches on the paint...

Immediately.

Ron said softly: "Mr. Tea Dolphin, this bottle of wine should satisfy you."

Tea Dolphin looked along the sound.

The young man who was behind him just now arrived at the bar without him noticing, and he had an extra bottle of wine in his hand.

On the pure white wine bottle label, there are three big characters written: Erguotou!

The bottle cap was slowly opened, and a strong aroma of wine came out.

Pour the wine into the glass.

The aroma of wine instantly spread to the entire tavern.

This also made the tea dolphin, who was already addicted to alcohol, freeze on the spot.

It smells so good!

Rem and Ram's noses twitched slightly, and their delicate cheeks were quickly stained with a blush.

After regaining consciousness, Cha Dou came to the bar and sat down, lit another cigarette and said:

"Good wine."

"Even in Five Elders' wine cellar, you can't smell this kind of wine aroma."

Ron smiled and then pushed the wine glass in front of the tea pig:

"That's ridiculous, Mr. Tea Pig, please."

Having said that.

But Ron was also a little surprised.

In his previous life, Erguotou himself drank it.

But now this bottle is so fragrant.

Could it be...that all the wine he drank in his previous life was fake wine?

The tea dolphin didn't hesitate, picked up the wine glass, and drank directly.

Gulu...

The moment the wine entered his throat, Cha Dou's pupils suddenly trembled.

Although this wine is strong, it does not taste strong.

Taking a sip of wine into your throat, the sweet, sour, bitter and spicy flavors are balanced, and the aroma of the wine spreads in your mouth. It is simply a great enjoyment.

Admiral is Marine's back-up, and he also likes to drink.

Basically all the good wine tea dolphins in this sea have tasted.

But...

Compared with those wines and this glass of wine... No, they are not even qualified to compare!

For a while, the tea dolphin regretted it a little.

How can I drink alcohol other than this tavern in the future?

After thinking about it, the tea dolphin gave a wry smile and praised: "Good wine."

"The taste of this glass of wine is likely to last a lifetime."

Ron pushed the wine bottle over: "One glass of wine in one's life makes one feel happy in the world"

"Since it's delicious, drink more."

Just one drink, that's not going to make much money.

And with the tea dolphin's drinking capacity, there must be nothing to confide in.

If you want to make money and let him confide, you can only get him drunk.

"Then I won't be polite."

The tea dolphin nodded, picked up the wine bottle, and drank one after another.

Just ten minutes.

Most of the bottle of wine has disappeared.

And the tea dolphin's wrinkled face also began to flush slightly, and the drunkenness in his eyes replaced the original exhaustion.

He took out another cigarette, lit it, and exhaled with a puff of smoke, his whole face was enveloped in the thin smoke.

"Boss, have you ever liked a woman?"

Maybe it was because of the alcohol, or maybe it was because he really wanted to ask, but the tea dolphin stared straight at Ron.

Ron shook his head slightly: "Not yet."

The voice just fell.

Two faint resentments spread in the tavern.

Ron turned his head and saw Rem, who was looking at him sadly.

The three looked at each other.

The two sisters Ram and Rem lowered their heads again, the small hillside that had just taken shape was reflected in their pupils.

Ram looked at the mature woman passing by the door of the tavern, and asked enviously:

"When will we grow like that?"

Maybe it's because I'm too young.

That's why the master doesn't like himself.

Rem smiled: "There will always be a day."

Looking at the twin sisters, the tea dolphin's eyes were full of envy.

He lifted the wine bottle, took a sip of the wine, and raised the cigarette that was about to burn out in his hand:

"Boss, do you think that after smoking this cigarette, the next one will still taste the same?"

Ron: "..."

Good guy, I really don't mention people in every word, and every word is about people.

Rem and Ram approached Ron and asked in a low voice, "Master, is this guy drunk?"

Ron touched his chin and said seriously:

"According to my experience of watching the animal world, he is a sequelae of failed courtship."

The tea dolphin's eyelids twitched suddenly: "???"

I'm not, I'm not... well, you're right.

but.

Can you please stop saying it in front of me, as if Laozi can't hear you.

After drinking the rest of the wine in the bottle, the tea dolphin was obviously drunk.

He said intermittently:

"I like a girl. I have liked it for many years. From entering Marine to now, this heart has never changed."

"But..."

"I confessed my love more than 90 times, and all of them were rejected without exception."

While talking, the ferocious drunkenness has arrived.

The tea dolphin lay on the bar counter weakly, feeling dizzy all over.

The picture of being rejected in the past turned into fragments and kept flashing in my mind.

Even so.

He kept talking drunken words:

"I've loved you for decades...marry me, will you?"

Ron smiled helplessly:

"It's really a qualified licking dog, but she still doesn't like you after you lick it to the end."

The drunk tea dolphin suddenly raised his head, fixed his eyes on Ron: "You fart!"

"Momousagi still likes it, the previous rejections are all tests for me!"

now.

The tea dolphin's pupils gradually became dilated, and alcohol took over his only sanity, and a murderous aura mixed with resentment rushed out of his body.

Ron sighed helplessly:

"Is the drunk dog licking so sensitive to such words?"

language fall.

A fist the size of a sandbag was already in front of him.