Techniques, Lusty Argonian, The Very Reason

---- 9 years later ----

(Sanji P.O.V)

Morning, East blue, Baratie

'It's been 9 years, there's nothing worth mentioning, the only thing that I did was train, practice cooking, work for the restaurant, socialise with Patty, Carne and the old man.

Well I did 'socialise' with pretty big sisters and I lost my virginity when I was 16 yrs old, I can't blame them though, I look extremely handsome right now... and every time I look at the mirror, I just can't help but stare and appreciate how handsome I am... no homo though.

Every time I serve food to people, women just go silent and have hearts in their eyes, men can't help but admire and praise my looks... I think God knows that handsome men will only be a target of envy for men so, God must've help me with this.

Have I mentioned that I am ripped? Ha! their lucky that they haven't seen me naked, or else they will only die of blood loss...

I have been practising martial arts with the old man and he's training is equivalent to hellish torture, but I can't deny that his torturous methods work wonders...

Other than the torture session with the old man, every time I'm in the Dream Room, and every time I stay in the Dream Room that equals to 3 days for one night, meaning I have been training my body for 27 years! Thank god it didn't make me look old though, in fact it made me a hunk...

The 'LEG' martial arts that I've been practising is the combination of my own technique back in earth, the old man's technique. And from the Dream Room, in the library, with the help of the system, I asked for leg techniques and I chose few techniques that I found cool and interesting.

• First is from Naruto, Might Guy's leg techniques, Rock Lee's leg techniques and the legendary Chen who invented the 'Leaf Dragon God' technique.

I can't acquire the eight inner gates as apparently, I don't have a chakra network, different world, different body, I guess...

But still their leg techniques are still very good... specially the legendary Chen, I saw in the anime that he was to be deceptively fast and nimble for his age, able to strike down several shinobi in the matter of moments.

And even fight on equal grounds with Might Guy, gradually pushing him back after being reincarnated, and effortlessly overwhelm Rock Lee after a prolonged period of retirement. So, it is safe to say that he's one of the strongest when he was at his prime.

• Second is from God of High School, Jin Mo-Ri's leg techniques and other noteworthy character's leg techniques.

• Third is from Dragon Ball, there is not a lot of technique I can use in this section, as God prohibited cultivation techniques that go against the heavens, naturally I can't use a lot of Ki energy techniques.

That's why I searched for techniques that can use haki as an alternative, like; Afterimage technique it is an ability to move so swiftly that an image of the user is left behind.

Afterimage Strike is a technique which the user distracts his/her opponent with several afterimages.

The Drunken Fist technique, but I modified it so I can us the Drunken Leg technique because I don't want to use my fist to fight. And I practised other noteworthy techniques in Dragon Ball.

• Fourth is from this world, One Piece world,

From my predecessor, Sanji's techniques till the end of the Wano Arc, because I want to incorporate his techniques to mine.

Hasshoken from the Chinjao Family, I modified it with techniques from the library to hide the shockwaves because besides hiding it from the Chinjao Family.

It will be super deadly as I made the shockwaves to compress into a smaller but deadlier shockwave inside the body. Meaning, a small super-big-ultra-mega shockwave going inside the opponent's body, if one used it, then it will surely break everything inside the body.

Jao Kun Do from Gilly, in the Dressrosa arc, is a martial art based on leg attacks. Jao Kun Do is a close range attack-based fighting style which involves leg motions so swift that foes cannot predict where a kick will land. I incorporate this for unpredictability.

Fighting Music from Apoo, one of the 'Worst Generation'. This technique is an impressive agility and acrobatic jumping skills. I incorporated this for battles that needs acrobatic and parkour techniques.

Pussyfoot Maneuver from Kuro in the Syrup Village Arc, it is a silent movement technique to move at superhuman speeds.

I incorporated this technique for its speed and silentness, with it combined, I am practically an invisible flash because it is so fast that you can't see it. As Zed from 'LOL once said... "The unseen blade is the deadliest"...

Rokushiki from the marines, I trained every skill of it except for Shigan (Finger Gun) because I modified it to suit my leg, I call it Leg Gun but it is very similar to a spartan kick.

I also modified and trained it so, my toes can use the Finger Gun, I named it Toe Gun, because it might be handy someday, you never know...

I also modified the Rokuogan (Six King Gun), I modified it so I can use my leg to use it.

I also trained the countless variations of the Rokushiki.

I incorporated Rokushiki to my technique because... Why? Is that even a question!

• Fifth is from The Strongest System, Lin Fan's deadliest and the most scariest technique.

The True Origins Crushing Kick.

The victim feels extreme pain with their two balls being completely crushed and their p*nis being squashed with liquid coming out of it. (very painful indeed)

Victims are usually torn apart to a mental breakdown by that overwhelming pain.

Because the energy of that world is different, I used haki as an alternative to use it.

I swear I will only use this technique if someone deserves it! This technique is too brutal and even I'm scared if this technique is handed to the wrong hands.

These are the leg techniques that I've trained for 27 years, and other unmentioned ones coz, there are a lot of techniques.

I combined all the leg techniques to make

"___choose the name of the technique in the options below at the end of this chapter_____"

It's the most powerful leg technique in the world as it is deadly in all aspects.

Other than that, I also recently trained an interesting technique,

Seimei Kikan from the marines, Seimei Kikan is a technique used by the CP9 members Kumadori and Rob Lucci.

It allows the user to control their bodily functions. Kumadori demonstrates this when he was able to eat all the food within a giant refrigerator, digest all the food and most of his body fat, turning him super-skinny, then absorb all the nutrients in the food turning him back to his original size.

He also uses Seimei Kikan to use his Hair Bind, in which he controls his hair to trap his opponents or form hands with which he performs Shigan.

I mainly trained this because I cook a lot, meaning I don't have to waste food. I can also use this technique to change my body physique and my facial features for disguise.

I can use this technique for a lot of things... It can be said, that this technique is the most useful technique in One Piece. It is very useful.... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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These are the techniques that I've trained for 27 years.

Oh! I almost forgot, one time when I got laid for the first time (In this world), even though 'they' said I was amazing, I said 'they' because my first time was a foursome with me and three other pretty big sisters of course! I know right? I'm awesome!

Anyway, even though they said I was amazing, and I can see from they're ahegao expressions that their saying the truth... but I wasn't satisfied by my performance, I felt that I can do better, much much more better.

That's why I asked the system if there are any techniques in the library that can improve my 'performance'.

The system said yes, and it showed me a 'lot' of techniques.

•First is from the classic Kamasutra, it can really broaden your horizons to know so many positions...

•Second is from 'How I Met Your Mother', the lege- wait for it...

-endary man himself, 'Barney Stinson'.

I didn't know that Barney wrote his technique? Well he did apparently, not including his 'PlayBook', he wrote many legendary techniques that varies into different 'situations'. And he even has the mythical "S*x Sense". I really trained hard to master that technique.

•Third is from "Family Guy's Quagmire"... Who else but Quagmire?

I can safely assume that Quagmire had coitus a billio- no, a 10 billion times his lifetime.

And I know that he pretty much did EVERYONE and EVERYTHING. Apparently, he too wrote many godly techniques, from light to dark, to yin and yang. Basically, he wrote all kinds of techniques.

• Fourth is from Skyrim's The Lusty Argonian Maid, I read all volumes of it...

I was enlightened by the boo- no, its not just a book, It is history's finest cultural book.

It is a book for cultured individuals...

I also learned other 'dual cultivation' techniques but there are a lot so, I won't mention them.

How did I learned and practice the s*x techniques you ask? Well... part of it was in the real world and part of it was in the Dream Room... Don't ask how I 'practice' at the Dream Room...

I am 19 now, still young so, there's plenty of time to train other techniques.

And from what I remember, 2 days from now, Luffy and the future crew will be coming soon. Even though I am stronger than any of them, in fact in the whole East Blue and maybe even the Grand Line... I still want to join them.

Because this is the very reason I chose to reincarnate as Sanji, I want to hang out with them and do adventures with them. But I will be better than the original Sanji. In fact, I will be the best Sanji in the whole multiverse of One Piece.'

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( Please comment in this particular paragraph comment section, to choose the name of the Leg technique.)

Please pick from these

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•The God Leg Style/

•The Celestial Leg Style/

•The Divine Leg Style/

•The Supreme Leg Style/

•The Heavenly Leg Style/

•The Ethereal Leg Style/

•The Holy Leg Style/

•The Empyrean Leg Style/

•The Satanic Leg Style/

•The Demonic Leg Style/

•The Devil Leg Style/

•The Devilish Leg Style/

•The Diabolical Leg Style/

•The Evil Leg Style/

•The Unholy Leg Style/

•The Wicked Leg Style/

•The Lusty Argonian Style!

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(A/N: Sorry short chapter, I had assessments to do so, it sucks! 🤣🥱😴

Sorry for the info chapter 🙏🙏🙏

Please choose and pick the name of the technique ✌✌✌

Next chapter will be meeting the straw-hats and stepping into the canon timeline

Please bear the terrible grammar/spelling errors.

I apologise if I can't bring out the intended words/sentence/idioms/phrase or any language rules that improves the reader's comprehensions of the story.

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(Word count: 1909 words)

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