240 Chapter 240: Janet Candor Yet Again?

"Marineford. Hehe, sounds fun." Muttered Diddy with a feral smile while rubbing up the side of the elevator shaft on all three, anticipating tomorrow's arrival.

As I ascended higher into Impel Down, passing floor five, I came across floor four and was going to continue dashing upwards, but while doing so, I instantly came to a halt as I sensed two people through my observation haki. One of them was someone I was very familiar with and someone who I may even call an honorary Frenzy pirate, and the other was the bastard who had put me through torture for over a month. In fact, that fucker's poison and venom are still inside my body as we speak, and they are very much still agonizingly painful.

'Tsk, I should get them out of my system; I'd like to feel good for a change.' Mused Diddy as he eyed his greenish veins through his newly grown golden brown fur and skin, pumping hundreds of toxins and poisons through his body.

While I was passively collecting all of the posion and toxins within my body to a singular place to more easily remove them from my body, I leaped off the side of the wall and landed on floor four, Blazing Hell. The heat here wasn't anything that bothered me in the slightest, so other than the potent smell of iron that overpowered my sense of smell, this floor was easy to navigate through; while it would be smart of me to stay quiet, that wasn't my style. To enact my revenge for being locked up without so much as a shred of food or even a glass of water, I killed every one of Magellan's men I encountered; it never really made me feel better, but I still did it.

Leaping off a man's shoulder and crushing his body in the process, I speedily dashed across the ground, bulldozing through numerous people; whether they be prisoners or marines, it didn't matter to me if they were in my way; they were sent flying. Holding a soldier by his head, I smashed him against the wall, crushing his head like an apple while the wall itself crumbled beneath my might; dropping the corpse on the ground, I entered the cell, only to see Janet sitting in the corner trying to take a shit.

"U-Um, c-could you please, t-turn around, D-Diddy?" Asked Janet with a slight blush of embarrassment and shame, too far into her poop to stop now as it was already halfway out.

Grunting, I turned around and leaned against the destroyed wall while waiting for Janet to finish pooping, which only took like a minute, and I was quite thankful the smell of iron was overpowering my nose.

"Ahh, that feels so much better. Anyways, sorry about that, Diddy, you kind of caught me at a bad time. I don't know exactly how long it's been, but are we finally breaking out of Impel Down!?" Said Janet awkwardly as she pulled her pants up before running towards Diddy in excitement, causing him to raise an eyebrow while nodding.

"Yeah. But why the hell are you even here?" Asked Diddy curiously as he turned and looked at Janet, who was wearing white and black prison clothes along with a metal collar.

"Oh. Yeah, well, you see, shortly after the newspaper of you killing Saint Xalrons was published, the world government found where the W.E.N.P. was hiding, and in order to not get destroyed, the leader, Morgans, sold me to the world government. Ever since then, I've pretty much been locked up in Impel Down." Replied Janet lightly with a small smile, seemingly unbothered by her situation, while Diddy nodded.

"I see, but why are you still here? For some reason, your collar isn't made of Seastone, so you can still use your devil fruit ability, and given what it can do, you should've long since escaped." Remarked Diddy with a nod as he grabbed Janet's collar, only to swiftly rip it off her neck before tossing it into the distance, causing her to stretch her neck.

"Ahh, this feels much better. Oh, and yes, they didn't know I was a devil fruit user, as I haven't used my abilities since I last separated from you guys. Also, I have tried to escape, but even with my ability, I don't think I can; Impel Down is surrounded by several battleships in the middle of the ocean. So, I've just been biding my time, waiting for the perfect chance, and then bam, you arrived, busting through the wall of my cell while I was taking a shit!" Stated Janet with a smile as she rubbed her neck before wearing a thoughtful expression, only to smile while pointing at Diddy.

"Oh yeah, speaking of escape, you just missed it, but the rookie, Strawhat Luffy, had broken into Impel Down and fought against Magellan, the Warden; he obviously lost, but it was still an interesting fight to watch." Added Janet enthusiastically as she pointed toward a specific spot in the distance, eyeing the area where the battle had taken place.

'Broken into Impel Down? Two people breaking into Impel Down in one day? I find that hard to be a coincidence?' Mused Diddy with a raised eyebrow as he looked in the distance, only to sense Magellan and numerous soldiers approaching their location.

"Anyways, that's cool to know, but Magellan and his little rocket buddies are approaching us, though before we leave, I've got a debt to repay him." Said Diddy with a nod and a ferocious grin as he licked his fangs, only to suddenly pick up Janet by the nape before tossing her onto his back.

"Eh, what append to your arm and tail, Diddy?" Asked Janet curiously as she tightly held onto Diddy's body while he dashed away from her cell, heading directly toward Magellan.

"Admiral Akainu. However, don't worry; it should grow back. Hopefully." Replied Diddy lightly as he glanced at his stump while speedily making tight turns, nearly giving Janet whiplash before suddenly coming to an immediate halt.

"Haa, Trenza was right; riding on you is terrible." Muttered Janet quietly with a dazed expression, only to suddenly notice the numerous people in front of her, causing her to nervously gulp as she stood on her own two feet and prepared to take a picture.

Glaring at Magellan, I couldn't help but release a small chuckle as I vomited all of his poisons and toxins onto the floor, causing me to feel a sense of instant relief, and it felt wonderful; having vividly experienced that pain for every waking moment in the past month, I had forgotten what it felt like not to have that pain.

"Hehe; I'm here for my weekly prescription." Said Diddy with a feral expression as he eyed Magellan while the poison and toxins on the floor slowly melted and corroded the metal ground.

"Chaos Kong, how did you escape from your cell?" Asked Magellan angrily as he took a step forward and intently eyed Diddy, who simply chuckled before crouching onto all threes and baring his fangs.

"I'll tell your corpse." Declared Diddy with a ferocious expression as he suddenly pushed off the ground, lunging speedily towards Magellan, who grunted before raising his arm, which took on a deadly purplish look.

Dashing towards Magellan, his arm was suddenly covered in a purplish liquid along with a blackish tint, both of which I was very familiar with; leaping into the air, I clenched my fist, coating it in haki as my forearm took on a light blackish hue.

'Beast fist!' Thought Diddy with a grin as he and Magellan punched each other's fists, their impact causing a large eruption to resound throughout the entirety of the fourth floor.

"I'm putting you back in your cage!" Stated Magellan solemnly with an angry expression, all while Diddy laughed before leaping to the side, dodging a swipe from his wings.

"Hehe, you're haki is strong; even with my improvements, I'm still slightly inferior to you, but that only makes it more fun!" Remarked Diddy as he ignored Magellan's words and coated his feet in a blackish hue before kicking the air, causing him to speedily fly through the air far faster than normal.

Even though I was missing an arm, it didn't mean much; I was still evenly trading blows with Magellan, though his poison was proving to be annoying, but by simply coating my body in lighting, it burnt any of his poison before it ever touched my body.

Redirecting Magellan's fist, I spun in the air, gaining momentum, before violently kicking him in the face, causing him to spit blood while he was forced several steps backward, yet he merely opened his mouth and breathed a wave of poison at me; however, unluckily for him, thanks to my observation haki, I had already seen it happening a split second before it even happens, so I was more than ready to dodge.

'Hehe, it's very inconsistent, but I'm able to slightly see into the future; no wonder why Akainu was able to anticipate my every move.' Mused Diddy with a grin as he landed on the ground, only to kick several blades of wind at him, their power having been greatly enhanced thanks to his haki-infused feet.

While I was fighting against Magellan, Janet was dealing with his soldiers, and she was actually doing a surprisingly good job; a simple photo from hers and at least ten men vanished into her picture that appeared out of thin air.

"Hehe, c'mon, is this the best you've got, Magellan!?" Exclaimed Diddy with a laugh as he blocked a punch from Magellan and dodged a swipe of his wing before punching him in the stomach.