37 Meet the Family

After a little while passed Cracker woke up from his injuries, "I want a rematch! That doesn't count!" He says once again pointing his sword at me again only to have Oven Clamp down on his head with his big hands.

"That's enough out of you, you little shit! You lost! Now you either take it in stride or I make you shut up till we get to Nuts Island!" He says as he puts an iron grip on Crackers head while Cracker is obviously tapping his hand to have him let go.

"UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE!!!!!" He says before Oven finally lets him go and he starts rolling around on the ground clutching his head.

I just shake my head and keep smoking with Galette.

"Nuts Island Huh, are all the Islands in ToTo land based on food?"

"Yep every single one is a food of some kind, some are even based around drinks too…"

"Huh…. So why nuts island and not the main island?"

"It's cause it's big sis Amande's island that she runs all on her own, all of the islands in ToTo Land are run by one of Big Ma's kids."

"You own an island as well?"

"Mhmm I run Margarine Island."

"Why do you run that place?"

"Because I have the power to make Butter of course." She says as she shows her hand as butter starts to appear.

"That…. Doesn't look like butter to me…." It sort of looked like a sticky glue like substance rather than the butter I know.

"I know it doesn't look like normal butter but here try it see what it tastes like." She says as she offers me to take a bit to taste.

I swipe my finger over it to give it a taste and surprisingly it tastes like butter, even if it is a bit sticky.

"Hmmm wonder why this butter is sticky though…"

Other side of the ship the two relatively tall women were seated drinking juice while waiting for our arrival at Nuts Island,

"Nee Smoothie what do you think of that Blood Eagle guy?" (Cinnamon)

"... All I can think about is what he tastes like." (Smoothie)

I was walking over at the time and heard that little bit of conversation.

"Ohh you wanna know what I taste like?"

"You've been tasted before?" (Smoothie)

"Mhmm several times actually… wanna know what they said?" I was grinning ear too ear under my mask at their naïveté

"What did they say?" (Cinnamon)

"That I tasted salty and sweet…"

"PFFFT! *cough cough*" Mascato over heard the conversation and spit out his drink at my dirty joke with him blushing.

Custard turned to look away and Cracker was just grabbing at his face at that stupid joke.

Oven overheard it but didn't care at all for the joke and kept just looking out at sea.

Smoothie and Cinnamon felt it odd at how there older siblings were acting after what he said.

"And you were fine after you were tasted?" (Smoothie)

"Oh I was but when several women get very, 'thirsty' they drained me dry." I was laughing hysterically in my head.

*Cough* (Oven)

Mascato was trying his damndest to keep himself from laughing while Custard was Blushing hard and Cracker was, no joke, slamming his head into the ship railing because of their naïveté

"What? What's so funny?!" Both Smoothie, Cinnamon and all the other siblings under 30 didn't seem to get the joke as it was going right over there heads.

Cracker couldn't take it anymore so he had to break it to them, "HE'S TALKING ABOUT SEX YOU IDIOTS!!!"

"...." All the girls, Smoothie, Cinnamon and Galette began to blush a bit not realizing he was telling them a dirty joke while Mont was feeling stupid for not noticing what he was talking about.

Real reason that the younger siblings under 30 didn't get that right off the bat is that unless they marry early or are over the age of 30 they are forbidden to learn anything about sex, which maybe the reason why most of Big Ma's children are extremely cruel and sadistic as they didn't really have any distractions besides alcohol as a Vice that only a few of her kids took up others got enjoyment out of the suffering of others, and eating/ drinking sweets.

After seeing there embarrassed faces I begin to laugh and roll on the ground.

Smoothie didn't take being made fun of lightly so she went and grabbed me and pulled me up to her face holding me in a death grip.

"Maybe I should really have a taste then!" She begins to squeeze and try to twist me, luckily my hoodie I wear is loose so I slip through her fingers falling to the deck shirtless with only my mask, pants and boots on, my hair was also changed to a jet black look with the tips of my hair being blood red.

I then stroke my chin while keeping my distance from her, "if you were a man I'd say something like, 'Then I wonder what your blood tastes like' before cutting you down but since your a woman and I don't torture women if I can help it I'll just have to fight you a different way to teach you a lesson." I say as I stab my blade into the ground before motioning her to bring it on.

She charges at me with her sword trying to stab me with it which I start to dodge rapidly before I get up close and hit one of her pressure points in a style similar to 'Dim Mak' style of pressure point fighting.

(A/N remember back when he fought in the arena against the Berserker? Yeah it's the same moves as before but now much stronger.)

I hit her pressure point on her left and then right inner knees, hitting them in rapid succession causing her to be unable to stand with her stuck kneeling, but undeterred she keeps trying to stab me with her blade, and actually lands a stab on my stomach, but instead of blood some orange looking liquid comes out of me before I pull her blade out.

"Lucky shot, though then again I just let you do that to see how I really taste like." I say as I wipe my hand over the orange substance and have a taste myself.

"Sweet, Spicy with alcohol in it too, Ohh I would drink myself up too if I tasted this good!"

(A/N Specifically a Spicy Tequila Sunrise)

She try's it as well and nods in agreement that it's one of the better drinks she's had in awhile, "But I want more!" She says as she try's to stab me again.

"Sorry, but only I get to taste myself, unless you convince your big sis to share me it ain't gonna happen." I say as I keep dodging her attacks and land some rather sensitive pressure points on her lower stomach.

These ones related to extreme pleasure and blockage when combined leave her in a near state of climax but is unable to relieve her itch without my help, so she falls on her side and holds herself close to herself trying not to move because of the insane amount of pleasure she's feeling and the agony of not being able to release it at all.

"Smoothie!" Cinnamon rushes over to see what's wrong before giving me a death glare.

"Oh don't worry your pretty little head when we dock I'll fix her back to normal, but I'm guessing she doesn't want anyone here to see the aftermath of what happens when I fix her up."

"And what do you mean by that?"

"Your her sister right, like real sister not half sister right?" She nods in confirmation, "well if that's the case then I'll tell you why exactly she wants to be alone as I fix her." Smoothie was giving me a look full of hate if I genuinely told her sister the truth.

I just grin and turn my back to her, showing I'm crossing my fingers, as I lie to her sister as to what I did to smoothie, but the lie wasn't really any better than the truth while her sister decided to stay by her side with a slight blush on her face.

For the rest of the journey the family left me be all the way till we got to the port of Nuts Island, soon the rest of the family got off with only me and Smoothie on board.

"Alright you might want to bite down on something so you don't scream." She doesn't say anything and bites down on her hand as I undo the blockage which instantly causes her to give her an intense climax, soaking her panties and the bottom of her leotard as well.

I just grin under my mask, "Well it's been fun but I think it's time I jumped ship." I say as I go to walk off the ship.

"….. Your gonna have to take responsibility for this…." She says in a shaky voice with a heavy blush on her face.

"Ohh I'd love too, after all you are a beautiful woman, but I'm marrying your sister, so unless your big sister and Big Ma are fine with it I simply can't do that." I say with a shrug as I jump off ship.

"…. Then I'll make you take responsibility one way or another…"

"How is she? Is she okay?" Cinnamon asked in a slightly hushed tone.

"Don't worry she'll be fine, she just needs to rest awhile before she can get up." I say as I walk on past her into Peanuts town on the Isle of Nuts, everything on this island was in one shape or form related to peanuts, buildings, streets, etc. everything was peanut related, there were even peanut citizens and everyone living here that wasn't a member of the family wore peanut themed hats as well.

And then off in the distance I saw a rather tall woman, not as tall as Smoothie and her sister, she was even shorter than Sonia as she stood at roughly 10ft tall, she's very slim, and extremely pale woman with long, light blue hair that is curled at the end. She has large lips, sullen light green eyes, and a small, almost flat nose, she has an unusually long neck which has a tattoo of a stripe and two hearts on it.

Her face is obscured by a hat with an extremely wide brim which is easily about three times her size, She wears a pair of hooped earrings, a light blue dress with vertical stripes, and a red sash around her waist.

And the look on her face was a cold look with no emotions what so ever, she was carrying a long Nodachi along her waist that I could tell was extremely sharp, even sharper than my blade.

As we approached everyone else stepped to the side to watch the show and there was one new character as well, a rather large man, roughly the slightly larger than Oven, with a leather sleeveless vest with matching pants and boots combo, he had spikey crimson hair with a scarf covering his mouth who was leaning against a tree off to the side with the rest of them.

"He defeated both Cracker and Smoothie huh?" (Katakuri (38)

"Mhmm that's right." (Oven)

"Well now he has to do his true test then."

"My true test, wasn't fighting both Cracker and Smoothie enough to show my strength?"

"*Cough* They weren't the original test you were supposed to have…" (Oven)

"…" as I'm starting to question the intelligence of this family, or if this is some sick joke suddenly a mix of both chess and biscuit soldiers appeared in standard army formation with who I assume as Amande at the back.

Without saying a word she pointed her blade at me and the army of soldiers started to storm at me, there was roughly 5,000 of them from what I could tell, but in all honesty I was sick and tired of all this and frankly extremely pissed off from all these fights that I need to show them why I'm called Blood Eagle…

"Hooo looks like he really gets serious now…" Katakuri said as he already saw what I was about to do.

"Judgment Cut: Soaring Blood Eagle" and with what appeared to be a single strike I took them all down, destroying the biscuit soldiers and crippling all the the chess soldiers by hacking off there limbs leaving them screaming, moaning and crying in pain.

As I approached even though they were down they decided to try and stop me by grabbing my legs so I cut off all their arms while I kept moving forward, but they kept trying to stop me so I kept cutting off more and more limbs up until I was right in front of her, but there was one last chess soldier that was on my leg, I was sick of hacking off limbs so I just kicked him off and started to repeatedly stomp in his skull until it was crushed under my boot leaving him headless.

After I was finished with them I looked up to Amande to see her completely unmoved at the death and torture of her subordinates, but as I had a people skill directly related to seeing through peoples body language to see what there general thoughts on the situation they are in is.

And from what I could see even though she looked calm and collected with a cold look on her face, her eyes and slight trembling of her body that wouldn't be noticed unless you payed close attention was enough to tell that she had a deep infatuation of me and was turned on from all the pain and death I put her subordinates through.

*Kinky… but I don't dislike that about her…*

But I could tell even with that full display of shear dominance that she wants to fight me personally and I could tell she wants me to take her seriously, she wants a sword fight, definitely not the thing I did to Smoothie so I will Humour her and I'll make me it interesting…

"Fine by me… unless you ask I won't use Judgment Cut…" I say as I fully unsheathe my blade and point it at her.

She just responds by pulling out her blade and pointing it at me as well, nearly touching me with its length. We both step back and let our blades do the talking.

Are blades clash as we go back and forth on eachother that to some looked like a dance of blades between the two of us.

And it went on for awhile with neither getting a real upper hand on the other until finally we both stopped with her blade against my neck, and mine pointed at her heart.

"Guess this is a draw…"

"…. You didn't go all out…" (Amande (37)

"Unless your a Celestial Dragoness I don't use my blade on women lightly, especially on a woman who is attracted to me and wants to be mine." I say as I put away my blade and approach her, cutting my neck on her blade as I get close to her causing to bleed a bit but I don't even flinch at the pain.

"So has this been enough proof for you and your family that I'm strong enough?"

She just looks at me for a bit before she nods and starts to lean forward, I just grin and use her hat to shield us from their view before I take off my mask and begin to kiss her.

And in off to the side Cinnamon and Custard were genuinely celebrating at their official engagement between him and there big sis, with the rest being happy for her except Cracker who's still pissed at losing to me, but all I got to say to him is go fuck yourself.

"Well I think a Tea party is order when we tell Ma the good news, and she'll want to meet him as well." Katakuri went and pulled out a pocket mirror and started to talk to the person in the mirror.

"Brúlée go to Mama and tell her the good news."

"Right away Big Brother!" (Brúlée 33)

He then puts his pocket mirror away and smiles behind his scarf, "good for you sis your the first of us to find someone to call your own…" he says sadly as he stares off into the distance wondering if he would ever find a woman who would love him for what he really looks like….

(A/N I made him look nothing like his normal self even under the mask so if it's removed they wouldn't know it's him, he looks similar to Kuda except with Jet black hair with the tips being red)