4 Hello World! (Part 2)
And while little Fred was still deep in thought, two other people unknown to him entered the room.
"So this is Frederic Freed, the future big man of the house!
STEEL! STEEL! STEEL!
You had us worried little one!" Said a huge, muscular, bearded, rough-looking but friendly middle-aged guy with a prosthetic leg who burst into the room cheerfully and loudly.
"OOOOHHHHHHH!
Susan, he's lovely!
And he has the same hair color as you! It's so adorable!
And he is smiling at us!" Said a beautiful woman with giant boobs, pink hair and blue eyes, friendly and even adorable despite her age, who went crazy with love when she saw the little baby in front of her, something that was possibly enhanced several times due to her pregnancy, the which seemed to be between seven and nine months
And once again Fred studied this couple, being as surprised as when he saw his new biological parents 'FOR THE SOUL OF KAKYOIN!
Another beauty! This time with pink hair and blue eyes!
I almost forgot, this is the world of One Piece, here all the women are either goddesses with big breasts, little girls, old women or deformed beings...
However, the vast majority are goddesses with big breasts!
THANK YOU ODA-SENSEI-SAMA-DONO FOR CREATING THIS WONDERFUL WORLD!
Now that I think about it... if this world is like that, it's not surprising that Norman managed to mate with my mother, there must be a lot of supply of beautiful single women here...
The same could apply to my new uncle Marlon, who is... fuck more than twice as tall as my father and has arms as big and muscular as the motherfucker god who reincarnated me.
I just saw my first extra tall human from being on my first day, plus one that has his own laugh, not bad and...
Wait a minute… did he say my last name is Freed?...Freed? Frederick Freed?
Really? Do my first and last names rhyme?
Now what? Will my descendants and I have to fight vampires and Stand users for generations?
I hope I don't get bullied for that at school...
Wait... do children in this world go to school?' Fred thought, who didn't stop drawing conclusions and assessments of everything around him
"Hahahaha!
It is normal that he's smiling, he's meeting his future best friend, who will come to this world just like him in a few weeks from what I can estimate" Said Normal Freed, Fred's father, while looking at Roxanne's pregnant stomach
"I can't wait another second to see my son come out of the smelting furnace...
I would have preferred Susan to attend the birth instead of you, but... I see that it won't be possible....
So try to touch as little as possible and stay with your eyes closed" Said Marlon, who looked at his friend Norman with some distrust
"MARLON!" Roxanne yelled as she pinched her husband's non-metallic leg.
"It was a joke honey, it was just a joke..." Marlon replied, who moved his eyes from side to side suspiciously.
"Well, that wasn't funny!" Roxanne shouted, who suspected that her husband wasn't joking.
"How is that not funny?
Look, the baby is laughing" Said Marlon, who melted metaphorically seeing that his little godson understood his refined sense of humor
"He must laugh at your idiot face" Roxanne said, providing a new more realistic theory that could explain Fred's laugh
"That's one of my charms" Marlon answered proudly as he tried to appear seductive and gallant before his wife
In this way ending the comic sketch of the Steel family, which made the entire Freed family laugh, including the baby once again "Hahahahaha!
Hahahaha!
Ga ha ga!"
'Hahaha!
I also have a funny, huge and kind uncle... and it seems that I will also have a little cousin... or something like that...
Looks like I won't be bored...
And they just confirmed that my mother is also a doctor... and from what I see this room has a lot of hospital instruments...
Do they work side by side in their own private practice? Quite romantic...' Fred thought, beginning to be more and more optimistic about his new life.
"I'm relieved to see you're both okay, but I guess we'll just have to let you rest for now.
You have had a very long and difficult night... don't worry about the food, we'll also do it for you two" Roxanne said, despite wanting to spend more time adoring the cute baby in front of her
Susan had had a difficult delivery and both she and Norman had barely gotten three hours of sleep, they were very tired. The reason for their visit was simply to check that everything had gone well, to satisfy their curiosity a little and above all to help the new family of three with everything they could.
They will have time to get to know their godson better tomorrow.
"Okay
But before that, how about a photo with Fred?
Why wait?
It will only be a second..." Said Marlon, wanting to use the Den Den Mushi Cameko that he ordered a few days ago precisely for this moment as soon as possible, besides he didn't want to leave yet
"I think it is a great idea?
Come here Norman, hold little Fred next to me" Susan said, agreeing to the idea before Norman could turn it down for her, leaving room for her husband on the bed.
And once the three were ready, Malon pointed the Den Den Mushi at them and said "Say...
Steel!"
"Steel! Steel!
Agaga!" Said all the Freed family with a smiling face
Clink
"You have been very handsome in the photos, the three of you!" Roxanne said as she showed the Freed family the various photos of different sizes dropped by the Den Den Mushi
"Would you allow me to keep the small photo?
I'll make a pendant so one of you can wear it" Marlon asked, wishing they would allow him to give them this gift to celebrate Fred's birth.
"'Of course!
Agaga!" The three members of the Freed family responded once again, something that caused widespread laughter from all the adults in the room
"HAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHA!
STEEL! STEEL! STEEL!"
"Thank you very much guys, see you soon
I guess it will soon be time to breastfeed little Fred for the first time.
Let's give them some privacy" Norman said as he escorted his best friends out the door
Norman said goodbye to Marlon and Roxane who would come later to bring them lunch and dinner. And now, taking advantage of the peace of mind he had achieved knowing that both his wife and son were safe after such a complicated birth he began to do all the housework and homework, both his and his wife's, while his two greatest treasures rested in the bed.
"Come on Fred you have to eat a lot to become big, strong, smart and handsome in no time...
Although I would settle for you to become a good person like your father…" Susan said tenderly as she took off her shirt to feed her newborn son and continued to share her thoughts and emotions "Fred, my son, welcome to the world.
You don't have to know it yet and I wish you never found out, but we live in a very complicated world full of dangers... but also full of wonders and wonderful people who will love you very much like mom, dad, Uncle Marlon, Aunt Roxanne and of course your future best friend Stephen...
You know Fred...
Your father and I may not be the richest in the world... otherwise we wouldn't need to work and study and your father wouldn't be so tired today...
Not even the most intelligent... after all nobody can beat Vegapunk, believe me, your mother has tried...
And it's obvious that we're not the strongest... hahaha... we haven't played any sport for years, much less fighting
Even so, we will make sure that you never lack absolutely anything!
We will definitely make you proud of us
You'll see in a few years, you'll find out that your mother is pretty amazing...
Mua Hahahahaha!"
Undoubtedly these words touched Fred's heart. The sincere words of a mother towards her newborn son, swearing that she would protect him and do everything possible to make him happy.
An incredibly emotional speech that even made Fred cry a little… and he would surely have cried more if it hadn't been for the fact that right now his mind was in the middle of an internal debate that was difficult to resolve
'And here we have another episode of my new life that's quite difficult to evaluate, either morally, existentially, sexually and nutritionally among many other philosophies, but...
If I don't suck on that huge tit, which is the same size as my own mother's head, a girl about my actual age...I'll die...so...the survival instinct comes first before another consideration...
Bon Appetite!'
"Hahaha... you're a glutton... and no wonder you've slept for a long time" Susana said looking with tenderness, relief and satisfaction the first time her son ate after coming into the world
'Yes...
I am, sleepyhead and a gluttonous, not even reincarnate can change t… th… that' Fred thought who after drinking everything he could fell asleep from exhaustion
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Many hours later
Once again Fred fell asleep and when he woke up it was already night 'Did I go back to sleep? Am I a human or a marmot
Well... it's fairly normal...
This quantity and quality of thoughts must be overloading this baby brain...
I think...'
He woke up in the same room, but unlike before he was no longer in bed in his mother's arms, but in a crib next to that bed where his new parents Norman and Susan slept together holding hands
'OOOOHHHHH! They're adorable!
Almost as much as me... hahaha...' Fred thought when he saw, thanks to the moonlight, the two lovebirds resting after a very hard day full of emotions... an endearing scene, but now Fred had other things to think about.
Finally, he was finally relatively alone with his thoughts, so he intended to use this opportunity to ponder rather than analyse 'Here I am world!
I don't know what year I am in, or what sea I am in, or absolutely anything except what I have deduced, but no matter how I must do everything possible to ensure my survival and have a full, valuable, exciting and dignified life worth remembering and explaining for generations
I cannot relax, I have already lived a life full of mediocrity and sedentary in my past life for always choosing the safest and most comfortable path… but of little return at the same time
This time it has to be different!
Yes, now more than ever I know that my life has no meaning, but still… If someone is going to make a documentary film of my life, I want it to be at least worth seeing.
One more reason work hard this time!
I will be persistent! I will take risk! I won't waste my time with stupid things!
I will achieve my goals, no matter how difficult they are!
I WILL LEAVE BEHIND THE PESSIMISM AND CONFORMISM THAT CHARACTERIZED ME IN THE PAST LIFE!
I WILL BECOME A TOUGH GUY! THE KIND OF TOUGH THAT ONLY CRIES CARBON DIOXIDE EVEN WHEN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE HAS GONE TO FUCK!
I WILL BE A MAN OF ACTION! I WILL NOT LET ANYONE CONTROL ME, TRAMP ON ME AND PARASITE ME!
Starting…
STARTING RIGHT NOW!'
But unfortunately his incredible motivation, initiative, determination and proactivity was cut short by his disproportionate head in relation to his body, the lack of minimally developed muscles, his short limbs and a baby brain that was still unable to maintain balance.
'Ok... maybe starting right now is a bit rushed...
Better take things slow for now...
Yes, but…
This time I will take control of my life and I won't let anything or anyone mess with me!
As God is my witness… yes, the god who sent me here and that's surely looking at me right now... that I will never be a fucking NPC again!' Fred thought, remembering the situation he was in and therefore tempering his enthusiasm shortly, but not without reminding himself once again that he must not repeat in this life the mistakes he made in the previous one. Especially the most difficult and dangerous, which was to continue with his bad habits
And after that statement of intent... Fred mentally summarized all the information he had analyzed on the day of his birth and began to think about the future.
'I haven't started from the best position in this race towards my full freedom in this world, but I am not so badly positioned either...
After all, I have a great advantage, I know almost all the important events in this world, so I can use them to my advantage...
I don't know exactly what year I'm in regarding the beginning of Lufy's adventure, but I doubt that Broly reincarnated me much earlier or much later... it's the logic of the Isekai's...
And above all... I have the Contractual Magic...
I still have to analyze it better, learn how it works and do some experiments, but...
If I have understood everything correctly, this skill is going to be much more useful than I had thought...
The truth is that I haven't had such bad luck, although a Rinnegan wouldn't have been bad...
Anyway, I can't wait to use it!
But better tomorrow, now it's time to sleep... tomorrow will be a long day in which I will have to discover many things'
And with that idea in mind Fred, our protagonist tried to sleep once more, ready to dream like never before on the first and most important day of all his lives.
"Susan, are you awake?"
"Yes a little bit...
Why do you ask Norman?
"Do you want me and you... you know?"
"Really? Now? Only 24 hours after giving birth?
Do I need to remind you of the basics of your own profession?"
"Oh come on... I didn't mean that way..."
"Huh?
Really? In front of Fred?"
"Come on, it's dark and Fred doesn't understand anything that's going on...
He won't even remember anything, he's just a baby, besides he's asleep in the crib"
"But... what if we wake him up and he can't go back to sleep?"
"We'll do it quietly...
Besides... I haven't heard you say no, just making excuses..."
"MMM...
Okay, but be careful my sweet pervert…"
"Of course, honey...
As usual"
"Hehehe... silly..."
'Oh...fuck...
GO TO A MOTEL!
There are people who are trying to sleep!' Fred thought as he tried to think of anything else to ignore what was happening around him
A day that Fred would surely never forget...
