One Piece - Clone-Cycle!

Hello, if you perhaps intend to read this dumpster fire of a quick write, may you both be warned and disgusted in yourself for your vile tastes and the thinnest possibility that you like this. This is not meant to be good, there will be plenty of spelling mistakes, and logic and basic lore of one piece will be smashed against the wall, scooped up with a dustbin, and wiped not-so-discreetly dumped onto someone else's floor. May you be warned. -{New note! I've decided to rework this, as I've got a bit of free time and I got bored living life. It'll be the same, maybe, and I don't remember much of the island names, so I'll just look those up on a one piece timeline video. --{Double note. I decided to rename him as well. I also forgot everything I wrote. I probably made him too powerful. --- --- --- --- --- Winston Vermont, our protagonist, is an above average otaku living a great life. He makes enough money to live, gets to game with his friends, and he collects rare collectibles for fun, so that's fun. However, on a particularly bad day, he happen to be walking down the street, down to his house, when he saw a truck on a war path, headed straight for him! So, like any self-respecting [And preserving] human would, he threw a young woman behind him in front of the trucks path while he threw himself forward at the other end of the crosswalk. Luckily for him, the woman managed to stall the truck just long enough for him to get out of the way, isn't that just great? However, on the way home, he did die because he got mugged, that's sad I guess. However, while his soul is in the middle of dissipating, he is instead grabbed by a mysterious [Plot-driven] force, and catapulted across countless universes in mere seconds, landing directly on an island in a distant universe. However, on the way there, he figured out a weird ability he acquired on his way there: He could now split himself into multiple people. Oh yeah, he also recognized this universe as 'one piece', the pirate anime without any actual pirates in it. Will he survive? Probably not, he isn't smart. Will you like this? Probably not, this kind of sucks. Will I ever shut up? Nope. Never. Nada. === === === === === === === === Note, I'll probably finish this over a long period of time. I'll try to get one chapter out weekly at least I guess, but this is more of a 'read over time' instead of a 'get it done quickly' fanfic.