Weird Sounds!

And right as Alex was about to continue on adding a few small things to his cafe he stopped and smiled slightly whilst staring at the now opening front door of his new little Omni Cafe that now awaits its first customer!

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*BOOOOOOMMMM*

Door: Ahhnnn!

Alex: ( •_•)

Alex, now looking at the door with a bit of anger and confusion at the door's plight, takes a moment to solidify his smile and looks towards the face of who caused his door to make such a sound!

"WHO DARES TO PLACE A DOOR IN MY REALM!!!" Shouted the Cafe's first customer who began looking around the Cafe confused with what he was seeing!

"Hello, sir! Welcome to my Cafe, is there anything I can get for you?" Said Alex, holding back his annoyance and straining himself from destroying his first customer!

"AND WHO ALLOWED YOU TO OPEN A CAFE IN MY REALM!!" Shouted the man as he approached the counter, Alex was currently behind.

"Sir, may I ask who you are?" Asked Alex slowly becoming more annoyed by his first customer!

'He's my first customer, I can't kill my first customer right?!?' Thought our young infuriated Alex.

Taking a moment to decide rather to kill this young man or talk to him the man finally spoke,

"Me? I AM GOD, THE ALMIGHTY! I AM THE ONE ABOVE ALL! THE MOST POWERFUL BEING IN EXISTENCE!!!" Shouted the first customer who apparently has a God-Complex.

"Ah ok well hello! I am Alex, your everyday Omni Cafe owner! I enjoy fruity pebbles and dogs are the best! Ah, I am the [Embodiment Of Perfection] throughout the Omniverse aka superior to you!" Said our young Omni-Cafe owner, who created a new skill and started to use it on "The Almighty."

[Skill Created: Aura Creation]

*Haaauauhauhauahau* (A/N: Aura sound effects)

OAA: ;-;

'Fuck! How is there someone stronger than me? That's not fair.' Thought our slightly scared, saddened, and confused OAA.

'Hehe, this guy is crazy arrogant! But I'm more so!' Thought Alex as he laughed maniacally in his head!

"Sir, seeing as we both know who each other are, is there something I can get for you? Asked Alex obviously holding back his laughter

OAA, now feeling depressed, just decided to look up at the menu behind Alex, ignoring most things he just made his choice, "Just give me a muffin."

"Sure thing Mr. Almighty, what kind of muffin do you want?" Alex said looking straight into OAA's eyes

OAA looked back into Alex's eyes and saw the mocking within them and looked away before answering, "Blueberry. ;-;"

Taking a moment to laugh again in his head, Alex noticed how depressed OAA is getting and decided to relax the situation a bit, "Sure thing man, here's your muffin, feel free to enjoy it here or at one of the tables to your left."

And of course, OAA being OAA noticed the difference in Alex and looked a bit more relaxed, mostly due to the decrease in Aura emanating from Alex though.

Looking down at the counter OAA now noticed how beautiful it was as well as the feeling he currently had whilst just standing within the Cafe. After staring deeply into the counter, OAA took a few moments and looked around at the Cafe that, although being a smaller size, still held so many amazing-looking items.

Looking back towards, Alex OAA had an understandably confused look on his face and asked Alex, "What exactly is this place?"

Noticing everything had calmed down Alex replied in kind with a friendly smile, "This is the Omni Cafe, my own creation of a perfect Cafe that connects with the entirety of the Omniverse allowing anyone interesting to pass its doors."

Although shocked OAA found it plausible, after all, it would make sense that there were other multiverses besides his, so he quickly went over what Alex had said in his head, OAA came to a question he needed answered, "What do you mean by interesting?"

Noticing OAA's confusion Alex quickly replied in kind, "Well the only reason I opened this Cafe was to meet those who are interesting or those I find entertaining, all throughout the Omniverse. I won't just have those labeled as heroes permitted or just those labeled as villains either, rather just those who would bring me the greatest entertainment can come here."

After listening to Alex's lengthy explanation OAA had to agree with his idea. After all what is so interesting about only dealing with heroes or villains, why not both?

"HAHAhaha! You're very interesting yourself Alex! I'll have to come here more often!" Spoke OAA, laughter filling every word.

"Well I'd be happy to have you here OAA." Said Alex with a smile, painting his face.

Laughing for a few more moments OAA finally noticed the growing smell of Blueberry and looked down at what he had just ordered.

'Thi-this smells so good! How is it making me hungry?!?!!' Thought OAA as he slowly started to feel extremely hungry the longer he stared at the muffin.

Finally giving in to its temptation OAA reached out and picked up the muffin from the saucer and took a bite from it,

OAA: OHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHH

Alex: (•_•)

Door: ( •_•)

OAA did not notice his loud, weird, and creepy moans at all as he continued to stuff his face with the muffin all the while his dignity of being OAA quickly diminished in front of said godly muffin!

After a few more seconds the sound of a muffin being stuffed into a mouth, as well as the loud moans, finally came to a stop. And in its place was a very satisfied, envigorated, and barely embarrassed OAA.

"Alex! You must give me another one of those Blueberry Muffins! They are divine!" Shouted OAA nearly in a plea for more!

"NO, Ahem No." Replied Alex trying to come up with a reason as to why OAA can't have another!

'If my products cause this I don't know how much longer I'll live! ;-;' Cried out our Alex momentarily sobbing within his mind.

"Why!? Please, Alex! You must allow me to have another!" Shouted out OAA this time pleading for another!

"I'm sorry OAA but you can only have one of each Item within the cafe otherwise you must order take out!" Finally coming up with a plausible idea Alex just hoped OAA wouldn't make a fuss anymore.

"Oh ok, can I order a few hundred for take out then?" Asked OAA now calm and clearly excited!

"Uhhh sure thing" Alex was slightly surprised at how much he wanted quickly handed OAA a beautiful glowing white card that seemed to be made entirely light!

"Alex, what is this card? Where are my muffins?!" Asked OAA slightly confused as well as angry that he couldn't see his muffins!

Looking at OAA for a second Alex thought, 'Fucks sake! Did I accidentally add cocaine or something?'

"Ahem, this card is special OAA. It has many uses, one is helping you carry out large orders much easier." Said Alex, looking at the slightly embarrassed but extremely excited OAA.

"REALLY?!?! I-I mean, thank you Alex! I will come back later!" Said OAA as he quickly rushed out the door probably to continue indulging himself in blueberry muffins...

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And so ends another chapter! So did you expect OAA to be Alex's first customer?

Lemme know your thoughts, my dear readers!

Who do you want to see next in Rap- Omni Cafe? :D

Lemme know here〜〜 who you'd like to see come to the cafe?

Also lemme know here〜〜what else you'd like to see Alex do besides just be in the cafe? Maybe Alex can make a little house call to the Avengers? I dunno *Wink* *Wink*