Maids Army and Kushina
A month passed, the news of Yahiko's death came by BZ.
"So he finally died, huh?" I said in amusement. I have been waiting for this chance for a long time.
I and black zetsu both used my teleportation to travel to Amegakure.
When BZ appeared in my dimension. Several black chains tied him in a place.
"What is happening, are you betraying us Obito?" BZ said as he struggled.
"Oh come on. I was never by your side so why would it be called betrayal, anyway, it is time for you to spend the rest of your existence in darkness. Sayonara~" I smirked under my mask.
BZ screamed but I sealed him in a hotpot and put that hotpot inside my portable little house inside my dimension.
I wasn't planning on visiting Nagato. My plan was to absorb as much natural energy as possible.
"Well, I already got rid of madara's seal when I purified myself. BZ is no more. So it is time for me to absorb nature's energy from ten tails husk." Stupid Nagato moved the husk somewhere else so I have to find its location.
It took me a day to find where I was. I took it to my dimension. There I planned on absorbing it.
I used 'Filter Absorption' on the husk and its Senjutsu chakra started to absorb in my body. These techniques to absorb Nature Chakra works a lot like Orochimaru's cursed seal of the Heaven.
After absorbing the natural energy for almost a day, I started to course that chakra inside my body. I have established a link with ten tails husks just like Madara and Kaguya. My appearance didn't change from my original looks even after absorbing natural energy so I don't look like a Green man.
I used 'Evolve' magic on myself. The natural chakra started to improve my body, soul and EMS.
My body turned to sage body, spiritual energy yin was balanced with yang energy. EMS evolved into Rinne-sharingan. My body height remained the same. I adjusted to my new changes. And then practiced susanoo in my dimension. It was the size of the ten tails. A perfect susanoo. With a heavy sword. Destroyer's madness was its name. A mass destruction weapon.
5 months Later
Year 64 of Konohagakure
The 3rd war ended and Shallow peace returned to the world.
Many celebrated while some grieved for the loss of their loved ones.
Many Shinobi families started to breed like rabbits to increase their population. Some married. Some were Ntred.
A man in konoha civilian market street was buying different kinds of food from street stalls. It was Obito, without his mask or any change. He teleported in a random alleyway of konoha and started buying food.
(Obito P.O.V)
While munching down the food I looked at the random poster on the wall.
Which says 'Wedding of the 4th hokage at 13, XXX, Year 64'.
I gulped down the food and said "It's 3 days from now."
An old granny standing near me said "Yes, it is a happy occasion after that long war. Our Konoha Hero is finally getting married. He is the reason we won the war and came out on top."
I nodded and munched down my food. And walked away from the granny who was still telling her stories.
On my way another granny with a heavy suitcase was standing. She yelled out to me. "My child, would you please help this old lady take this suitcase to my house." I ignored this granny too. After this I met two more grannies. I was pissed. Not at the grannies but obito's luck. 'Why is every granny attached to this guy anyway.' I thought.
After 3 days, I visited konoha again. Everyone was celebrating Hokage's wedding.
I went to where the main wedding was taking place. I wore my white favorite mask. But only to cover my upper face.
Clan heads were present there sitting on chairs eating food. Many other Shinobi as well. Minato and Kushina in wedding suits were sitting on the stage. Kushina with ramen and Minato was greeting the guests.
I looked at the food, tasty food and fell in love with tasty free food. I started to eat the food. No one questioned my existence. It was a mystery.
After eating free food, I left konoha.
In the last 5 months, I absorbed Guruguru with magic inside me. With that, I gained Wood Release kekkei genkai. I also killed all the white zetsu army. There weren't that many anyway. I also took vacation from any training or fighting and wandered different lands.
This got me thinking that I should make my own army. An army of Maids? Sounds good. So my journey to collect battle maids started now.
Year 65 of Konohagakure
One more year passed, I recruited thousands of virgins and widows as my maids. It sounds like I'm recruiting them for a shady ritual. Anyway I only recruited those who willingly accepted my proposal or my messenger's proposals and used Cursed slave seals on them. I let them live in my dimension for the time being and increased their chakra reserves with magic. I also gave them elemental kekkei genkai with magic. Magic can do everything that's why it's called magic.
October 10, Year 65
Today was the day of Naruto's birth. I decided to cause ruckus in Konoha just like in the canon. Well I'm bored, so I should speed up my plan on world destruction. I was waiting for canon for more fun but it looks like it will take too long.
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The Night of the full Moon
Because the seal keeping the Nine-Tails within Kushina's body would be at its weakest during childbirth, special arrangements were made. Kushina Left the village in secret to give birth to Naruto. Minato and his Anbu were there to protect them from any unforeseen events.
(Obito P.O.V)
After teleporting inside the barrier set up on the cave where Kushina was giving birth, I could hear loud screams of Kushina.
I dealt with all the Anbu who were protecting them silently. And made my way towards the only room inside.
After passing through the walls, I could see Minato suppressing the nine-tails seal, while Naruto's head was coming out of Kushina. It was a disturbing scene.
"Waaah, Waaah"
Naruto started crying. Biwako, the 3rd Hokage's wife, gave Naruto to Kushina. Minato was asking for her well-being when I silently killed Biwako and other nurses and took Naruto. They finally noticed my presence and narturo's absence.
"Isn't it ironic? I'm holding your son even before you." I said to Minato.
He tensed up and started analyzing the situation.
I threw Naruto away like garbage. Minato jumped and caught him but I was already near kushina. I teleported away with her to dimension instead of releasing Kyuubi in Konoha. It was pointless anyway. Well, all the act waypoint less. After activating Rinne-sharingan I could send anyone to my dimension with just a thought. But I wanted Minato to see how I took his wife away.
"What do you want..? Kushina asked weakly.
'Extract' I used a spell on her to extract Kyuubi from her. Put him inside a pot as well.
Kushina became weaker. 'It's a waste to let a beauty die like this and she was my number 1 milf crush in my last life so I'll let her have the honour of becoming my maid.'
'Full Restore' 'Full Heal' i said two spells to heal her and then 'Seal' to seal her chakra so that she won't go on a rampage after gaining a little strength.
Kushina was still looking at me with a weak but a lot better face than before.
"Who are you..?" She asked again.
"You will know my identity by yourself later." I replied.
"Hana, you take care of her until she gets better. And don't treat her roughly." I said to one of my many maids who came out of nowhere in a maid costume and replied with a bow "As you wish Master."
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After this I left them alone. ' I should send my maids to collect all the tailed beasts. Every last maid of mine is at the kage level or above. Expect experience vise.'
I called 50 maids. They all appeared in front of me.
"All of you go collect the information about the tailed beasts and capture them for me. Use the sealing tags I gave you to seal them in hotpots. No need to be merciful to anyone if they get in your way."
"Yes, Master Obito." They all said it at the same time and I sent them to the outside world.
I summoned more maids and ordered them to capture Tsunade, Mikoto and other Konoha beauties. I sent more to all of the villages.
Unbeknown to be, The Great Battle Maid War was taking place in Element Nations at this moment and many Shinobi lost their lives protecting their sisters or daughter and other pretty ladies.