Why control, when you can conquer!

Ever wondered what happens after death? Ever longed for the chance to have an adventure and become a hero or a villain? Well this isn't for you! This novel is about a troll on his way to put the world under his feet! To get all the beauties he can, whether overrated, or completely ignored! Now hop on to the holy train of jokes and memes! And let's get the show rolling! Disclaimer: this is a no waffles zone. Crepes and cookies only! Also, pic is not mine, but I'm using it anyways. Want me to take it down? Well too bad!... That i haven't found anything better. Why is the internet so dry?