1 OKAY....... I am Harry Potter now. And I have system. WTF is going on.

Hi my name is Deez(James btw). Deez nuts. HaHaHa...(It's 2022 now this joke is not funny anymore) Anyways, this is how I died.

It was in the afternoon and I was going home from the movies. Just saw Venom 2.( i don't own it sowwy) I was on my phone on Tiktok seeing cringe dancing videos.

And just as I was about to cross the road. I saw a little girl was about to get hit by truck-kun. I, being the cool hero I am, immediately went to save the girl.

I pushed away the girl as I saw truck-kun ram straight into me. (dis intro is so original)

" this symbol means talking

' this symbol means thinking

I opened my eyes and saw I was in a strange room. "Huh? where am I?" i then saw an old man in front of me. "HELLO YOUNG MAN!!!!". The old man's voice boom over me. "Are you God" "YES I AM CHILD".

'So I'm really dead huh?' "YES YOUNG MAN YOUR REALLY DEAD". The old man boomed. "Can you read my thoughts?!". I asked surprised. "YES I CAN CHILD". 'Okayyyyyyy thats really weird'. i thought "I'M NOT WEIRD MAN". He said while crying anime tears. ' That's even wierder'. "STOP BULLYING ME😭!!!!". Okay okay I'll stop now."I sweatdropped. "Soooooooo what now? Do I go to heaven now". ' i mean I haven't done anything to big, I'm still in college and wait a minute-' "I DIED AS A F*CKING VIRGINNNNNNN!!!!!!! NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!" i shouted out while crying.

"CAN YOU SHUT UP!!?" the old guy shouted.i immediately shutted up since i don't wanna die 🤐. "AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION NO YOU WILL NOT GOT TO HEAVEN. YOU WILL BE REINCARNATED IN A FICITIONAL WORLD AS A SPECIFIC CHARACTER."(It's pretty obvious who he is). "Can you tell me who will I be?" I asked excited to mess up the timeline. "YOU WILL BE HARRY POTTER" 'okay I can live with that'( no pun intended). "YOU WILL ALSO BE GRANTED 2 WISHES AND YOUR MEMORIES WILL STILL BE INTACT SO NO NEED TO WISH FOR THAT". 'okay that's saves me a lot'. I breath out a sigh of relief.

After deciding, I told God " My first wish is to have Tom riddle's memories". I wanted this wish becuz the guy was a prodigy, and I also don't want to read the whole curriculum when I can do other things.( cough* make myself op cough*). "WEIRD WISH BUT I CAN GRANT THAT". " My second wish is to have a system. No comment". "YOUR WISH IS GRANTED".

" So what age am l when l begin to transmigrate?" " YOU WILL TRANSMIGRATE 3 MONTHS BEFORE HAGRID SAYS " YER A WIZERD, 'ARRY". Thank god( he's right in front of you) at least I won't be a baby and witness my parents be killed by Baldi's Basic's.

"OKAY, YOU WILL BE TRANSMIGRATED NOW. I WISH YOU GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR JOURNEYS JAMES SHOULD I SAY, HARRY POTTER."(cue dramatic effect)DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN

I closed my eyes as I was sucked into a hole.

(Okay this is my first chapter. this intro is kinda not original but one of the wishes is not. Expect a smart MC. Just a heads up for you guys. This is my first fan fiction. I'm a bit inexperienced but I want to share my ideas to all the Hermione's out there. Hope you guys enjoy my first chapter of " NOT HARRY POTTER WITH THE SYSTEM")