259 Chapter 253: The best cannon fodder is a senile old man

After returning to my wife's company I couldn't relax since a thread of destiny connected to the plot armor I stole from the protagonist Qin Chao (My Beautiful Teacher) appeared on my hand.

"This is ridiculous" - I sighed internally.

"The plot armor of Chinese novels is the densest" – Nyaruko shrugged. – "There is literally an event every three steps so now you will get another waifu, find a celestial treasure or face a clichéd villain"

"Because of the excess plot, my poor and pitiful senpai won't have time to breathe, it's so tragic that I want to cry" - BB dried her fake tears with a handkerchief.

"Little brother, why don't we destroy this filthy planet? So I can hug you while we forget everything else<3" – Chiyo spoke with hearts in her eyes.

I sighed internally. – "Although I like that idea, I have the feeling that it will be too dangerous to try to destroy this World so I can only use the problematic route"

"Do you want a hug?" - Abby asked with concern.

I smiled slightly. – "Maybe later, first we will check what happens with the Plot"

"Tch, senpai was caught by the loli's innocent charm" – BB spoke with disgust.

I sighed. – "BB, if you want I can also give you a hug"

"*Happy kohai sounds*" – BB smiled.

This girl… Well, she's kind of cute in her own way.

I put up several barriers in Lin Ruoxi's office since there are some idiots guarding the outside of the building. Those idiots are from the secret service so I don't need to eliminate them.

I hid my presence with [Mythomania] and used Abby's skills to get out of the building without being detected by other entities.

The thread of destiny did not mark a heroine, but it showed the main trigger of the Plot so I must hurry.

The place was a middle-class residential building, it was nothing impressive, but there was something strange about it.

I carefully analyzed the place in case some powerful entity was hiding in the place and indeed there was something.

It was not really a hidden entity, but the remnants of a powerful entity's consciousness, although these remnants were so faint that even a strong cultivator could not detect them.

"Oh, the remnants of an old monster's consciousness" – System Goddess seemed interested in the situation.

"Do you understand this plot?" – I asked with a little expectation.

"Yes" – System Goddess nodded. – "Although the soul of that cultivator is wounded, he will be able to resurrect if he absorbs the life energy of a few hundred people, I can feel that the Dao of that cultivator is a demonic path without fear of punishment from the heavens so he does not he will hesitate to kill innocent people to heal his body"

"Senpai is worse so we can't judge him" – BB shrugged.

"... True" - System Goddess smiled wryly. – "The point is that the soul and consciousness of that cultivator are trapped inside the Nine Tribulations Seal… Ahem, a vase with an ancient seal, if the vase is broken then the cultivator can escape and control a human body to try to be reborn, although his energy is very weak at the moment so his power can be easily suppressed with the minimum of Buddhist or Saint energy."

"Oh, I get it, then the cultivator will escape, enter the protagonist's body, and in some totally convenient way the protagonist will suppress the cultivator making the protagonist obtain the power and inheritance of the cultivator" – Nyaruko smiled excitedly. – "It is so clichéd and predictable that I love it!"

"When Arisa's punishment is over, I'll introduce her to you, you girls will be good friends" - I smiled wryly. – "So this grower is the trigger for the plot"

"So it seems" – System Goddess agreed. – "You can let destiny flow as it has been established by the heavens while you take advantage of the situation to control the protagonist, or you can substitute the protagonist and yourself be the center of destiny"

Working behind the scenes will make it harder for me to get the heroines, though it will reduce my workload.

Being the protagonist will give me too many headaches, but I can reap the benefits more directly.

How complicated...

"A vote!" – BB shouted with joy. – "Who wants to see senpai being a Simp protagonist who talks about frogs and wells?!"

"Me!" – Nyaruko.

"I vote for what Nyaruko votes for" – Kuuko.

"That sounds like fun" – Haachama.

"Hey Listen! Beat up all the arrogant jerks while acting like an even more arrogant jerk! Prove that only the Harem King is allowed to have waifus while all the other men look at you with jealousy since they don't have a single waifu in their pathetic lives!" – Navi.

"Okay now, who votes for senpai to be the villain who manipulates everything behind the scenes to then show up as an evil final boss?" - BB raised her hand. - "Me! I love senpai with final boss complex!"

"It is better if you choose the least stressful path, you already have too many problems on you" – Tsubaki.

"I choose what friend wants" - Ortro.

"Little brother, it's better not to get directly involved with those idiots, better hug Onee-san~" – Chiyo.

"Ummm, it's better if you have free time to relax" – Abby.

"Zzzzz, hehe always together… zzzzzz" – Gogh is still asleep…

"The master already has many headaches" – Kon.

"Me!" – Haachama.

"You can't vote twice" – BB rolled her eyes.

"I am two people so I can vote twice" – Haachama smiled.

"… Makes sense" – BB nodded. – "Four votes for the protagonist, six votes for the final boss and two votes out, win the final boss!"

I rolled my eyes. – "What about my opinion?"

"This is a discussion of waifus, senpai has no right to speak" - BB sneered.

"Hey Listen! I'm not a waifu, you fucking idiot!" – Navi shouted with joy.

"There are many readers who say otherwise" - BB sneered.

"They are a group of sick degenerates who sexualize any animal and object, they have no right to freedom of expression!" – Navi keeps shouting with joy when he is angry.

"Heh, you're a waifu even if you don't want to" – BB was having fun.

"Fuck you idiot, I'd rather die than let the asshole put his dick in my mouth so fuck y'all!" – Navi tried to hit BB but the idiot is unable to cause damage.

"Are you still saying the stupid things about readers and players?" - Nyaruko frowned. – "I already told you that the multiverse is made up of alternate realities that reflect fictional stories, we are not in a world of fiction"

"Daoloth, stop saying that" – Abby frowned. – "Tulzscha fell into depression after listening to you talk about living in a fictional world and decided to fall into eternal sleep, I will not allow you to contaminate Onii-san's mind with such nonsense"

BB already mentioned to me that she doesn't have a good relationship with most of the Old Ones and Outer Gods because she was talking about the bizarre truth, we are fictional characters.

In fact, that was why Beast VII decided to kill her, BB's words made him doubt her own existence.

Because of this, I put mental barriers on my lovers so that they never fall into existential depression upon hearing the truth, so I can talk about the Plot in front of them without hurting them.

The Old Ones and Outer Gods in my party don't have these barriers as their minds are strong enough to resist the truth, though they don't really believe BB's words, and their minds register it as meaningless rambling, the most basic but efficient defense mechanism.

"Say what you want, idiots" – BB sneered. – "Senpai believes me and that's all that matters to me <3 you can all go to hell"

"If you dare to damage my little brother's mind with your stupidities I will kill you" - Chiyo narrowed her eyes.

"Oh, you can try~" – BB's eyes were red. – "The only reason why you are not a stuffed skin rug is because of my contract with senpai, now that I have my abilities back I can crush you like the parasite you are"

Nyaruko and Abby frowned at BB's expression.

The thing that worried me the most is starting to happen...

So far BB has only been joking around and hasn't really caused any trouble, but now that her body has been rebuilt, her destructive and possessive impulses are emerging.

BB already warned me about this and explained to me that her 'Simp Side' is very dangerous as her aggressive emotions become too intense making her an impulsive woman.

I sighed internally. – "BB, I love you, but she stops saying stupid things, we have work to do"

BB blinked several times and her eyes returned to normal.

"Ehehe, senpai is so cute when he's a tsundere~" – BB smiled tenderly.

"Wow, you tamed the crazy one" – Nyaruko widened her eyes in disbelief. – "Hey, now tame the idiot yuri, she disgusts me with her look"

"Nyaruko is so cute when she's cruel <3" – Kuuko was blushing as she looked at Nyaruko.

"Ugh" – Nyaruko walked away from the red-haired girl.

I sighed and ignored the idiots in my head.

I kept an eye on everything that happened near the vase that contained the cultivator and finally found my target, the protagonist.

With [Character Sheet] it was easy to identify Quin Chao.

He is a 24-year-old man with nothing special, just an ordinary man who shouts stupid things about how difficult it is to get a job.

An old woman threw dirty water at the noisy idiot causing the protagonist to scream louder to curse the old woman.

In the apartment where the vase was, a boy grabbed the vase and went to the window to throw it at the protagonist.

I came to a conclusion about what I wanted to do.

I currently have Qin Chao's plot armor so the cultivator will be able to take control of the protagonist without any hiccups which will be useful to me.

The vase hit Qin Chao's head causing a brain hemorrhage that should normally kill him or put him in a coma.

Black smoke emerged from the broken vase and entered Qin Chao's body at the same time I used a thread of black blood to connect to the protagonist's consciousness.

The protagonist trembled for a moment and then widened his eyes with a maddened expression as his eyes emitted green light. – "After being in captivity for over 1000 years, I finally came back! This man turned out to be the body of a born devil! Hahaha, it's time for me, Luo De, to shine once again! Wait for me, you stinking monks! I will soon take revenge on you!"

Oh, so this is Luo De, the most infamous demonic cultivator in the history of Gaia… Predictable.

While Luo De was doing a children's serial villain monologue, I had Qin Chao's consciousness forcefully awakened to realize him that someone else had taken control of his body.

Qin Chao was terrified as Luo De's speech made him believe that an evil ghost had taken over his body.

When Qin Chao was overwhelmed with fear, I used the mind connection to present myself as a kind ally looking to help him.

BB and System Goddess have experience tricking protagonists to turn them into tools and have given me some advice.

Despite the unpleasant feeling, this gives me, I made my voice that of a charming and kind woman since maternal affection gives a greater sense of security in desperate situations.

In this way I made Qin Chao sign a Slave Contract giving me absolute control over his body, soul, and mind.

[System Notification: The Qin Chao entity is now owned by the User]

I was about to use [Mythomania] to make Luo De believe that there are Buddhist cultivators nearby and thus decide to suppress his power since it takes time to rebuild his power, but that wasn't necessary, the Plot took care of the rest.

In the distance, a white light emerged that emitted cultivation energy with purification characteristics similar to Buddhist power. This must be a Dao related to the elimination of evil.

"It's not good... It's the people from the Zu sect... Right now, I've just been resurrected and my soul is still unstable... I'd better hide first" - Luo De snorted contemptuously and suppressed his own power to hide within Qin Chao's consciousness.

[System Notification: The 'Slave of the King' Contract has been activated. An entity has invaded the slave 'Qin Chao'. The Contract has suppressed the invader. The invader does not have the power to resist the Contract. The 'Anti-Rasen' energy has sealed off the invading entity]

Perfect.

A girl in Taoist cultivator attire appeared in the sky as she used a concealment technique so as not to be noticed by normal humans.

"It's strange, I definitely feel that demon Luo De's breath in this neighborhood..." - The girl frowned. -"If I let that old demon be reborn it would lead to a reign of terror... No, I have to go back and report it"

Why do these people tend to give context to everything they do?

Must be the plot… Whatever.

For a moment I thought about killing the girl to hide the information, but thinking about it another way, it will be useful for the world to know about Luo De's return...

The girl quickly left as Qin Chao began to wake up.

Qin Chao's memories were suppressed by the Contract so he does not know what happened.

While Qin Chao was buying cheap food to eat in a park, I connected with Luo De's consciousness to talk.

"Screw you! Who do you think you are to lock up the great Luo De?! You are courting death!" – Luo De shouted nonsense when noticing that his consciousness was trapped between chains of purple energy.

"Nice to meet you" – I spoke with respect but showed that I am in a superior position similar to an extortionist. – "I am a beginner cultivator in search of experiences that broaden my vision of the world so I would like to fight with the senior, however, you are too weak…"

"Weak?! Damn cheeky brat! Do you have any idea who you're talking to?!" – Luo De shouted like an old man frustrated with life.

"Luo De, the leader of the now extinct Raksasha sect, the most feared demonic cultivator in this world and one of the most powerful beings 1200 years ago" - I answered with slight respect without showing admiration. – "There are even stories that the senior was able to face the gods of the West and if it were not for a betrayal of someone close, the senior would have been able to face all the righteous sects without help"

All of this information was obtained by [Reader's Perspective] when I had sex with An Xin on the plane.

Actually, I was surprised to learn that Luo De was a cultivator with power comparable to an Ancient One, and was it not for the restrictions imposed by the Will of the World, he had the potential to match the leaders of Eternal Heaven Immortal.

Luo De is a perfect example of how the Laws of a World limit growth, this old man has more potential than any protagonist I have met so far so I really want him to be my subordinate since he has the potential to become a Higher Entity capable of to break the limitations of the world, or in simpler words, the best cannon fodder.

Having this old man fight my battles while I focus on my harem would be a dream come true.

"Stinky brat, it seems that your eyes are able to see the greatness of this senior" – Luo De smiled proudly, although he seemed angry that I mentioned the person who betrayed him.

"This old man reminds me of my teacher, although my teacher was less rude and more indifferent" – System Goddess sighed.

"Honestly I am surprised by the senior's achievements" - I sighed slightly. – "That is why I want to make a deal with the senior, I will help the senior recover his strength and take revenge on his enemies, in exchange I will need the senior to help me deal with some personal conflicts"

"Heh, this senior has met all kinds of slithering snakes and treacherous rats so I can smell a scam from a hundred miles away" - Luo De's smug smile grew, but then he sighed. – "However, I have no other options and the fact that you could seal my conscience without destroying the residue of my energy shows that you are talented, I will accept being your servant as long as you promise me something"

"That depends on the request, I am a scammer who does not accept losses, only profits" - I answered honestly.

"Cheeky brat… I like you" - Luo De smiled bitterly. – "I accept anything as long as you help me destroy the Association of the 8 Big Righteous Sect's Cultivators"

I answered calmly. – "I am a womanizer so I will seek to seduce the women who catch my attention, but I have no problem destroying everything else"

"That's better than nothing, it can even be fun to see the expressions of the stinky monks as you seduce their granddaughters hahahaha" – Luo De started laughing.

"Hey! Listen! I like the old man!"

I also.

"By the way brat, I'll give you some advice" – Luo De stopped laughing and spoke with seriousness and hatred. – "Women are a poisonous pleasure, do not let lust and love put a cloth over your eyes… The people you care about the most are the most dangerous because they are going to stab you in the back and you'll only realize when it's too late"

According to [Reader's Perspective] the main reason for Luo De's downfall was that his mistresses betrayed him.

That's also why I want him to be my subordinate, exploring his mind I can see that he doesn't have the slightest interest in women, he only cares about cultivation, violence, and alcohol.

"Thanks for the advice" - I smiled. – "Don't worry, I have several countermeasures to prevent that from happening"

"Ne, senpai, are you just fooling the elder, or do you really have countermeasures in case one of your waifus betrays you?"

Luo De signed a slave Contract where he will be my subordinate in exchange for me helping him regain his power.

"Nee, senpai…"

"Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to" - While Qin Chao ate in the park, I had his consciousness separated from his body and stored it separately to make a record with the information in his mind, then I had Luo De take body control while [Anti-Rasen] concealed his energy so that cultivators couldn't detect him.

I stood next to Luo De while my [Anti-Rasen] formed a concealment barrier, then I changed my appearance to become the bodyguard Lu San.

"How good are you at imitating other people?" – I asked the cultivator.

"Tch, you stinky brat, I have crawled through filth to survive in this world where dog eats dog" – Qin Chao (Luo De) frowned. – "Just tell me what you want me to do and stop wasting time, I need to rebuild the foundations of my cultivation"

I took out a jade necklace and handed it to my new subordinate. – "Here are enough resources for you to modify your meridians and rebuild your dantian, there are also materials to make concealment arrays so that other cultivators do not discover your energy, I left a manual so you can make the arrays"

"Tch, I know how to make concealment arrays" – Luo De snorted disdainfully. – "The space rings stopped being used in the last 1000 years or because it is a necklace?"

"The space rings are still the most used" - I shrugged. – "But I was raised by a macho and homophobic imbecile, I will not give a ring to a man"

"…" – Luo De looked at me wryly. – "Well, it is better that you are a smelly brat and not a porcelain cup, that would be unpleasant"

"They are going to make us a thread on Twitter!" - BB yelled in fake panic.

"Hey Listen! Fuck the idiots with trap fetishes! Progressivism sucks!" – Navi, you are going to get us in trouble…

Whatever.

I used the memory transfer technique on Luo De to obtain Qin Chao's memories. – "Go to his house and start cultivating, pretend to be him based on his memories, by the contract we now have a mental link so contact me if a problem occurs"

"Tch, to think that the big me would have to stoop to acting like a stinky brat's dog" – Luo De sighed bitterly. – "Fine, but don't forget, you must help me destroy those fucking hypocritical monks"

"Don't worry" - I smiled. – "I will not rest until this country falls"

Although revenge seems stupid to me, I will not forgive that Senko and Shiro were injured...

"Fine" – Luo De smiled and went to Qin Chao's house after I removed the barrier.

I was about to return to Lin Ruoxi's company, but at that moment I saw another thread of destiny in my hand, this time it was a thread of romance.

Nearby is a heroine from 'My Beautiful Teacher'.

I'm not really interested since I have enough problems, but [Paranoia] warned me that this heroine was important to the plot and could be useful for my idea of causing chaos in this country.

I only had to take a few steps when a beautiful woman approached me and without warning, she hugged me from behind.

In another situation, I would have attacked her unconsciously, but I can recognize that this woman is only looking for a kind of human shield to prevent an idiot from harassing her.

"My husband!" – The woman pressed her big breasts on my back.

[Name: Su Ji

Source: My Beautiful Teacher

Categories: Woman. Main heroine. Sexy teacher. Buddhist cultivator (Spoiler). Vampire (Spoiler alert). Diabolical puppet (Spoiler). Qin Chao's Harem (Spoiler) Dark Pope (Spoiler)]

"Heh, this woman smells like trouble~" – BB scoffed.

"Stop running! Damn catch the bitch who dared to hit me!" – A group of gang members with hair painted in different colors approached us with an intimidating attitude.

"Husband, I'm being bullied!" – The woman hugged me tightly while she spoke with false fear.

"This man is your husband?" – an idiot looked at me with hatred and jealousy.

"My husband is my husband!" – The woman kept saying stupid things.

I sighed. – "Although it is nice to feel your breasts on my back, I do not like physical contact with strangers and if you keep saying that I am your husband you will have to take responsibility"

"…" – Su Ji didn't let go of me. – "Husband, stop saying strange things and protect me from these bullies!"

"This woman's brain is full of garbage, this woman is garbage, we must eliminate the garbage…" - Chiyo began to mutter.

"Well, I warned you" - I sighed. – "First let go of me or I won't be able to protect you"

Su Ji released me, though she seemed worried that I would decide to run away without helping her. A totally irrational woman.

I honestly want to leave without getting involved in this shit, but she's important to the plot, and well, her body suits my tastes. Great breasts and good thighs...

"Hey asshole, get out of here! Let's take care of that bitch!" – An idiot approached me while he was holding a bicycle chain as a weapon.

I reached up and stopped the chain before it hit my face. – "Don't call my wife a bitch"

I pulled the chain and hit the idiot's stomach causing him to fall to the ground as he vomited.

I didn't kill him right away since Su Ji looks like a normal woman who hasn't seen death even though she has Buddhist energy and a cultivation item. Maybe she joined a sect recently or a member of her family taught her how to cultivate, I'll look into it later.

I quickly hit the group of idiots. No one died, but they will need wheelchairs for the rest of their lives and they won't be able to reproduce either.

"My name is Su Ji, thank you for saving me" – Su Ji shyly thanked me.

"Your charm stat has gone up so much that now you can conquer jade beauties just by breathing" – Nyaruko smiled wryly. – "What was expected of a system user"

Su Ji seems to be in a crush moment due to the fact that I protected her from a group of idiots.

I've already met several girls like her, Pansy also quickly fell in love with me due to me saving her from an idiot.

If the plot armor is added to this, then it can be said that Su Ji is one step away from entering my harem, although she seems the type of woman who does not share her husband, so I'll have to make her fall deeply in love with me to accept that I have a harem.

I smiled wryly. – "I am Lu San… I did not think to get a wife just for walking at night, maybe I should walk more often to find more troublesome women who drag me into meaningless fights"

Su Ji pouted. – "It was not my fault, that idiot tried to touch my butt so I kicked his balls"

I smiled. – "Nice, I have a good wife"

We talked for a bit until we had to leave since it was night so I left a space mark on her body and we parted ways.

Su Ji has money so she called a private driver to come back to her house.

Why didn't she call someone for help?

Simple, what she has of beauty she lacks intellect.

Before leaving, she asked me for my phone number and she promised to talk to me to invite me to eat as a thank you, she even offered to give me a job since my clothes look like that of a person without much money.

With everything done I went back to my wife's company to try to relax.

"Hey you stinky brat…" – Luo De contacted me with the mind link making me question why the fuck I can't have 5 minutes of peace.

Shitty author...

"What happened?" – I massaged my forehead.

"The body I'm occupying is an Inborn Demon Body which is a valuable treasure for demon cultivators and demons in the West… It seems I'm not the only one who noticed this, a little devil tried to contact me thinking I'm the original Qin Chao and she wants the soul of the unlucky boy" - Luo De snorted disdainfully. – "Damn plagues of the west, daring to step on our immortal territory, tch"

I beg you, just give me 5 minutes of peace...

"Oh, now that I see her up close she has a Satan-like presence, maybe she is the daughter of that cocky idiot… Heh, if she dies we can create a very funny situation with those idiots from the west"

….. I hate you.