256 Chapter 250: Kemonomimis Magnet
The power increase in [Reader's Madness] brought buffs to my Madness-based skills which caused [Dissociative Identity] to power up my Concepts which is good, but there are some problems.
My most stable Concept is still 'Protagonist' as using 'Hero' will cause hero summons to occur near me while using 'Martial Arts' will make my presence that of a monstrous warrior willing to face the whole world which will be too conspicuous.
The problem is that using 'Protagonist' increases the effects of my plot armors so I can't even travel in peace.
"Shut up and obey!" – An idiot in a balaclava shouted at the passengers of the plane where we are traveling in the direction of China.
Since we arrived at the airport and boarded the plane there were no problems.
I recommended using a private plane, but Lin Ruoxi decided that it was better to travel on a commercial plane since she doesn't like life that is unnecessarily luxurious.
Although I like her mentality where she can enjoy the simple things in life, she worries me about her lack of concern towards danger.
In the end, I let her do what she wants, anyway, it will be convenient to hit the idiots who have been watching us since we arrived at the airport.
Since we got on the plane, three people have been monitoring our movements.
Using [Reader's Perspective] I found out that they were sent by the asshole who wants to kidnap my wife.
They don't intend to attack us, but they have the mission to track my wife's movements, they are also going to check my fighting abilities since they got information that Lin Ruoxi hired me as her bodyguard.
For now, there are rumors that Lin Ruoxi is married and she started wearing a wedding ring, but since the identity of the husband is unknown, many people believe that this information is a disguise that she prepared to keep suitors away from her.
There is also information that the Ichijo family made deals with Yu Lei International, my wife's company.
These agreements are totally commercial, so Luis's relationship with Lin Ruoxi is not yet known.
Spies aside, there are eight assholes trying to hijack the plane.
They are not affiliated with the government, they are just extremists from some unimportant group that wants to make demands on the government.
When we entered the air territory of China this group of idiots took out weapons from their suitcases and began to threaten the passengers.
Unfortunately for the terrorists, on this plane, there are 8 people capable of defeating them with ease not counting Xiao Bai and me.
Stupid coincidences, here are several special forces agents and protagonists...
Currently, I have no interest in the plot armors of those protagonists as I analyzed them and they are not much besides Nyaruko warning me that the plot armor of a cultivation protagonist is much more problematic than the plot armor of other protagonists.
Although the cultivation protagonists have the most luck in obtaining resources and women, the number of problems surrounding them is overwhelming, moreover, the cultivation plot armor makes conquering women as easy as breathing which is boring.
For now, I used a skill from BB to leave a mark on the protagonists so I can search for them if I need to get more Energy of Destiny, but I won't pay much attention to them since my priorities are my wife's safety and weakening the cultivator sects.
I thought of ignoring the whole thing and letting another protagonist deal with the problem, but some damn moron noticed Lin Ruoxi's appearance.
"Heh, it would be a waste not to take advantage of such an outstanding beauty" – The idiot smiled like a degenerate as he looked at my wife.
I sighed. – "I insist, you are a problematic woman"
Lin Ruoxi remained expressionless, she doesn't have the slightest trace of fear and is totally indifferent towards the group of idiots, she even took out a magazine about business and began to read nonchalantly.
"Seriously?" - I sighed ironically.
"You are my bodyguard, this is your job" – My wife replied with slight amusement.
This woman's attitude has become more teasing since she started trusting me. Well, that's better than the smug and aloof attitude similar to an ice cube with no personality.
I unbuckled my seat belt and stood up.
"Damn brat, don't move!" – The idiot pointed the gun at my face.
I slightly changed my appearance to pass as a young Chinese man, but I look like an 18 or 19-year-old so it's normal for some people to treat me like a child.
I sighed. – "Sir, shooting inside an airplane can break a glass which will cause a depressurization"
"That's not my damn problem!" – The idiot shouted causing the passengers to panic.
The protagonists remained calm as if this was normal, fucking idiots.
"Cultivation protagonists have the personality of a stone" – Nyaruko yawned. – "Don't expect them to do anything, they are similar to an NPC that only acts when they are forced to follow the plot or when they see an opportunity to act like smug idiots"
"It's depressing to admit it, but she's right" – System Goddess sighed. – "Most cultivators only step in when they can make a profit, though some may want to help out and look like a hero to gain your wife's attention"
I saw that an idiot protagonist looked at Lin Ruoxi and began to assess whether it is worth getting involved in this situation to get closer to my wife.
"Senpai will have a lot of headaches from having beautiful wives~"
I sighed. – "Well, I warned you"
I didn't allow the terrorist to speak and I got closer in an instant.
I quickly broke his hand so he couldn't pull the trigger, then hit his head to knock him unconscious without killing him since I don't want to have to explain myself to the police, that's too much trouble.
Since I'm now pretending to be an elite bodyguard it's not uncommon to have some hidden weapons so I took out seven silver needles hidden inside the fabric of my clothes.
Before the other 7 terrorists could react, their foreheads were pierced by the needles making their bodies unable to move without killing them.
I quickly took the weapons from the terrorists and disarmed them, then broke the triggers so that the weapons could not be used again even if they were armed again.
With everything done, I returned to my seat next to my wife.
"You were late" – Lin Ruoxi spoke coldly.
She was actually a bit worried about my safety, but she must keep up the appearance that there is no romantic relationship between us.
"Oh, come on, it was only a minute" - I sighed. - "Give me a break"
"If you want a break then look for another job" – My wife continued reading her magazine without looking at me, although she let out a subtle sigh of relief.
The spies, special forces agents and protagonists were now keeping an eye on me since my movements are suitable for an elite soldier.
Although I didn't use supernatural skills, my speed, coordination, and acupuncture techniques make me worthy of recognition so now several people will pay attention to me which is helpful.
To make a comparison, I showed the same level of abilities that Xiao Bai had before she met me. Keep in mind that she was recognized as one of the deadliest assassins in the human world so this strength is enough for now.
The service personnel put the terrorists in seats and tied them up so they wouldn't cause trouble, though that's not necessary as the terrorists won't be able to move for a week even if their needles are removed.
Some stewardesses thanked me and even one of them hinted that I can ask her for a special service, although I feel that she does this with ulterior motives.
I felt a bond with that woman so I used [Character Sheet].
[Name: An Xin
Origin: My Wife is a Beautiful CEO
Categories: Woman. Secondary heroine. Jade skin beauty. Nine-Tailed Fox (Spoiler). Yang Chen's Harem (Spoiler)]
Oh, another future member of the harem of one of the best assassins in the world, Pluto...
When I saw Lin Ruoxi's information I was surprised as Yang Chen is recognized as one of the strongest and most dangerous men in the human world, the God of Death Pluto.
I researched that man and it seems that he is not only an elite mercenary, but he is also influential in the supernatural world as there is evidence that he is the reincarnation of the god Hades.
Although I have already devoured and enslaved several gods, I must not underestimate the deities since the gods of this world are the servants of Alaya.
Leaving Pluto aside, that stewardess has the soul and smell of a human, but by carefully analyzing her I can see traces of demonic energy. Not the kind of energy of a demon from hell, but a beast that practices cultivation.
She doesn't seem aware of her lineage so there must be a secret in her family's lineage since the Nine-Tailed Fox is a Guardian Beast like Orthrus (Ortro) and Cerberus, although she cannot destroy souls.
I thought about it for a moment and used a telepathic link to talk to my wife without attracting the attention of the protagonists and agents on the plane. – "How angry would you be if I slept with the stewardess from a moment ago?"
The magazine almost broke because my wife squeezed it so hard.
Lin Ruoxi took a few deep breaths and finally managed to regain her composure.
"I appreciate you being honest, but you're free to do whatever you want, that's not my problem... you damn womanizing idiot... I hope you eat rotten tofu and get sick for a year... you perverted bastard..." - Lin Ruoxi replied telepathically, although her lack of experience with telepathic messages made her reveal her true thoughts.
"I've eaten worse things than rotten tofu so that won't affect me" - I replied wryly.
"…" – Lin Ruoxi blushed in embarrassment as she revealed her true thoughts.
I smiled wryly and stood up to go to the bathroom while giving Xiao Bai an instruction to take care of Lin Ruoxi.
"Perverted bastard…" – Lin Ruoxi forgot to close the telepathic link.
"Lolis, close your eyes, senpai will make a scene for adults~"
"I want to see it! Hentai is usually censored and I want to see the real action!"
"My little brother with another woman… No, I must calm down, I can bear it, I must calm down for the sake of my little brother…."
"Luis, Chiyo is biting her fingers off…"
Only Gogh doesn't give me headaches, although that's because she's still asleep… Ah, whatever.
As I stood up, I saw that the stewardess named An Xin smiled at me and entered the bathroom of the plane.
Now that I think about it, I've never done it on a plane, although considering the size of the bathrooms, the turbulence, and the possibility of other people wanting to use the bathroom, the experience should not be pleasant and should only be interesting for the anecdote and adrenalin.
Whatever, I did it with Revy once while we were hiding from a gang so this isn't that weird.
I went into the bathroom and unfortunately for the readers, I used [Reader's Perspective] to gather information since I don't feel like describing how to do it on a plane.
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(3rd person perspective)
An Xin was a beautiful 23-year-old woman who worked as a stewardess even though her family had the resources to lead a luxurious and carefree life.
Despite the wealth and prestige of her family, she did not enjoy that life as she preferred freedom to wealth.
The An family was not one of the most important families in China, but it had good relations with other prominent families, so the patriarch of the An family established a marriage between his daughter and the young master of the Liu family, another family with great importance and wealth.
An Xin did not accept this marriage so she left her house which caused her family to cut off all her funds.
She was not depressed by losing her privileges but instead worked hard to get a steady job as a stewardess.
Regardless, the An family began to pressure her to marry Young Master Liu.
In addition to the pressure from her family, An Xin has been worried since she was approaching the age where it is frowned upon for a woman to not have a husband according to the country's traditions.
An Xin had been thinking of losing her virginity to some unknown man and then breaking the news to reporters which would damage her public image, that way the Liu and An families would lose interest in her and leave her alone.
Although that was an idea that has been in her mind for a long time, she has had problems looking for a man to lose her virginity with since she at least wants to do it with a man that she finds attractive, who is not a complete idiot, and can give her a sense of security, even if it is superficial.
When the terrorists threatened the passengers on the plane, she had been terrified as it was the first time her life had been in danger.
Out of sight of the passengers, one of the terrorists had pointed a gun at her and ordered her to undress which almost made her cry in despair.
At that time she only wished for someone to protect her and even she swore in her heart that she would marry the man who was willing to rescue her.
To her surprise, her pleas were heard.
A young man traveling in first class stopped the group of terrorists in less than a minute.
An Xin felt like she was in a dream, she had only seen those kinds of scenes in martial arts movies or Wuxia novels where the handsome hero rescues the damsel in trouble through powerful martial arts….
[System Notification: User has deleted unnecessary information]
At that moment An Xin felt that she met the man who could give her the security she needed.
Although An Xin had a more open and free mentality, she was still raised with traditional teachings that a woman needs a strong man to feel safe, so that unknown young man caught her attention.
When a person is in danger it is easier to provoke feelings of attachment, this phenomenon is known as the Suspension Bridge Effect and it was precisely what An Xin was experiencing.
In addition to this mixture of feelings, there was another phenomenon that caused An Xin the instinctive need to sleep with the young man.
An Xin did not know it, but something deep in her soul wanted the seed of a strong male.
These were the reproductive instincts of a mystical beast seeking to ensure healthy offspring.
As soon as An Xin kissed the young man's lips, her body felt an excitement that was unknown to her until now.
Although she was a virgin, the most important thing is that her body desperately wanted to mate with the young man.
Her body became hot by improving her blood circulation which improved her strength, her instincts became sharper and her reproductive system increased her efficiency to increase the probability of pregnancy. An Xin's entire body wished to have the young man's children.
This phenomenon was something that had not appeared in the An family for several generations.
The An family had been blessed hundreds of years ago by Hu Yuhe, a demon fox who managed to awaken her nine tails and was one of the main companions of one of the most feared demon cultivators in history, the Leader of the Raksasha Sect, Luo De .....
[System Notification: The 'Reader's Madness' energy has detected a plot error.
Error: Two or more Stories have been mixed up creating an unpredictable Plot]
Unfortunately, that was in the past and now the demon beasts were persecuted by the cultivators of the righteous sects so the legacy of the Nine-Tailed Fox was almost a myth while the surviving members of the demon fox clan remained hidden among human society, secret terrains or pocket dimensions.
Although the different races of demon beasts were not exactly allies, they still shared a spiritual bond through wild instincts.
Through this bond, the strongest demon beasts in China managed to sense the awakening of the Nine-Tailed Fox lineage.
This fact could cause quite an uproar among cultivators since every part of a Nine-Tailed Fox is valuable material, but what caused a mix of excitement and concern among the demon beasts was that they felt that this awakening was unnatural.
Some entity had managed to stimulate the demon beast lineage which gave two possibilities.
The first option was that someone could help the demon beasts to evolve and improve their bloodlines which would be wonderful for the demon beasts since they have a limit of absorption towards the energy of heaven and earth.
Demonic beasts that reach that limit require an additional boost to improve their lineages or they will not be able to continue strengthening which makes them weak.
The second option was that a sect captured a demon fox and after many experiments, they managed to make it evolve into a Nine-Tailed Fox.
That would be a disaster as it would increase the hunt against demon beasts to form farms to get a constant supply of materials.
Considering the risks and opportunities this presented, the demon beasts decided to investigate this matter to determine if a new ally or enemy had appeared, and the first step was to find the identity of the Nine-Tailed Fox.
[System Notification: The skill 'Reader's Perspective' has been disabled]
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(Luis perspective)
Fucking plot armor, I can't even have sex in peace.
I sighed and looked at the beautiful woman who was breathing heavily with her eyes closed as she sat on the toilet seat.
Even though I'm using [Anti-Rasen] to restrict my bloodline, my existence as a protagonist and my abilities that affect non-human women made this woman manage to awaken her Nine-Tailed Fox bloodline.
Fortunately, I used [Mythomania] and [Anti-Rasen] to hide her lineage and identity so other entities wouldn't find her.
Now I can only sigh, my life is absurd.
"Congratulations senpai, now you're a kemonomimi waifus magnet~" - BB smirked.
"Oh, you finally understood the difference between kemonomimi and furry" – Nyaruko nodded approvingly. – "Good, you are becoming a woman of culture"
"There is a difference?" - Chiyo rolled her eyes. – "They are just stupid women with animal ears who want to sleep with my little brother, they are trash"
"Oh, poor ignorant soul" – Nyaruko sighed.
"Wait, here I have the scale of furry levels" - BB took out a poster with a stupid graph.
I sighed internally. – "Chiyo, do not get involved in that stupid talk or your brain will rot"
"Call me Onee-san or I'll start talking about furries" – Chiyo smiled.
… Fuck.
"Onee-san" – I sighed as I focused on cleaning An Xin's body.
This woman's resistance increased when her bloodline awakened so I had to use my womanizing techniques or she could have extended this for three days, I even had to cover the bathroom with [Anti-Rasen] so her moans wouldn't be heard for the whole plane.
"Ehehehe, my little brother is so cute <3" – Chiyo forgot her wish to kill An Xin and began to smile tenderly.
The bipolarity of this woman is entertaining.
I made An Xin wake up and helped her get dressed, then we walked out of the bathroom and chatted for a bit while ignoring the stares of the other stewardesses and passengers.
An Xin was trying to hide the feeling of guilt since she thought to use me to escape her arranged marriage, but due to her bloodline's instincts now she doesn't want this to be a quick fling and wants to keep in touch with me.
We exchanged phone numbers to stay in touch and before returning to my seat I gave her a silver necklace that was a defensive device.
This necklace doesn't matter too much since I put a spatial mark on her body, but now I can justify if something magical suddenly appears to save her if she's in danger, plus I can make sure she doesn't cause trouble since she's now a member of my harem even if she doesn't know it yet.
"Do you wear jewelry to seduce naive women?" – An Xin smiled wryly without refusing the necklace.
"It also works with intelligent women" - I smiled wryly.
"…" – An Xin looked at me with false resentment. – "Do you think I am your woman now?"
"I don't think so" - I kept smiling. - "I'm totally sure"
An Xin sighed and put on the necklace. – "Let's talk later, we are about to land and you must return to your seat"
"Don't worry, I'm too possessive and I don't like one-time adventures" - I shrugged.
"That doesn't sound romantic" – An Xin smiled wryly.
I rolled my eyes. – "I am just a simple bodyguard, do not demand that I be an actor in a romantic movie"
"You could be the lead in an action movie" – An Xin was able to put aside the feeling of guilt and enjoyed our little talk.
"Or porn actor" - I shrugged.
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An Xin blushed and shyly patted me on the shoulder. – "Shameless…"
[System Notification: The protagonist 'Yang Chen' has managed to prevent the title 'Netori Protagonist ' from stealing all the plot armor from him. The protagonist 'Yang Chen' now feels instinctive hatred towards the user.
Plot armor of 'My Wife is a Beautiful CEO': 85 %]
[Warning: A Higher Entity has detected the weakening in protagonist 'Yang Chen's Fate. The skill 'Mythomania' has hidden the identity of the user]
It seems that it will be inevitable to face the reincarnation of Hades, how troublesome...
Now I have 100% of the plot armor of 'My Beautiful Teacher' and 85% of 'My Wife is a Beautiful CEO'... This will be troublesome but interesting.
I smiled and waved goodbye to go back to my seat.
I smiled and waved goodbye to go back to my seat.
When I sat down, Lin Ruoxi made a secret gesture to me that we prepared to indicate that she wanted to tell me something through the telepathic link since she doesn't know how to use that ability.
"What happens? Did you miss me?" – I answered ironically. – "If you are jealous I can do something special for you tonight"
"…" – Lin Ruoxi clenched her teeth but managed to calm down after taking a deep breath. – "Make me a special dinner"
"Now you only think with your stomach" - I answered with irony.
"At least I don't think with my genitals" – Lin Ruoxi answered coldly.
"So you don't want to repeat what we did when we first met?" – I responded mockingly.
I cannot give in to this woman's jealousy or she will return to her proud demeanor.
"…" – Lin Ruoxi hid her face with the magazine. - "I did not say that…"
"Well, tonight I'll prepare something special for you" - I settled in the seat with a satisfied expression to show that I had a good time in the bathroom, which was noticed by the people on the plane.
In my new identity, I will adopt a shameless and somewhat smug attitude, something like an impulsive protagonist who is too confident in his own combat abilities, so it will be easier for people to believe that they can cheat me with carnal pleasures.
Lin Ruoxi kept the magazine against her face to hide how flushed she was. She's cute when she's not acting like an arrogant ice cube.
We finally arrived in China and when we got off the plane the police questioned us for a couple of hours, but Lin Ruoxi managed to pressure the police to leave us alone.
The wonderful power of money, a businesswoman can give orders to the police, although there is also the fact that her grandfather commands the special forces...
In short, money and authority make life more pleasant.
"Hey Listen! The hunt begins! It's time to inseminate jade-skinned beauties and decapitate young masters without motherly love who act like arrogant assholes to hide the inferiority complex that microscopic penises give them! Stupid spoiled rich kids, the poor guy isn't poor because he wants to! You fucking imbecile!"
Looks like the idiot has a personal grudge against rich kids...
Whatever, it's not my problem, idiots will remain idiots with or without money so it's stupid to put labels, in the end, all people are idiots, including me.
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Author's Note:
The Chinese novels mentioned so far within Gaia are:
- My Wife is a Beautiful CEO
- My Beautiful Teacher
I haven't read a lot of urban cultivation novels and manhuas so I don't think I'm mixing too many stories, though maybe I'll add random characters just to fill in the blanks, something like female cultivators or special forces agents.
I'm open to any suggestion, a hug <3
