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Henry- I was on a complete different level from the new kid Clark. My stories were just getting better and better and of course even more funnier. The stories I found on the net I was able to change it up and make it even more funnier than the original but I remember clearly I was stuck on fine tuning the stories. I just had to tell the original. It was very hard for me because i can see one by one the students were losing interest no matter how funny it was. But did you know what interest young kids more than ever those days? Things they not supposed to hear. I went home that day and surfed the internet for dirty jokes. Yes dirty jokes. This story is about a 47 year old woman and an old man.

STORY-

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35,"he replied. "I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy. After that she went into McDonald's for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. He replied, "Oh, you look about 29." "I am actually 47!" she said, feeling really good. While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question. He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age." There was no one around, so the woman said, "What the hell?" and let him slip his hand up her skirt. After feeling around for a while, the old man said, "OK, You are 47." Stunned, the woman said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?" The old man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."

Henry- My teacher particularity loved this joke and every student in class but well you know one student found it disturbing and yeah that particular student went to the office and reported our class. The principal was so furious that he called us into the assembly hall and said, " You want to tell stories/ Hold this damn mic and tell a story for the whole school to hear. If I laugh your class and you will go back to class and continue with your story telling time no matter how rude or inappropriate but if i don't laugh you will get suspended for a week and your teacher will be fired so choose which story you going to tell wisely." My teacher looked at me well more correctly he glared at me and the stare meant fucking fail and I'll haunt you for the rest of your life. I asked for 2 minutes and tried thinking about every story I ever read and told but one story I completely forgot i ever read came back to me and I was ready.

STORY 2-

Dad: Hey son, if you keep masturbating your going to go blind.

Son: Dad I'm over here.

Henry- Short , sweet and simple. The whole school was laughing even the principal. My job here was done. I did my normal thing. I said thank you and walked off. I looked at the principal and whispered "To bad bitch."