Jokes

Looking at Zhang Miao, who suddenly knelt down and called him father-in-law, Inoichi was stunned. His shocked expression seemed to say:

"I have never seen such a shameless person!"

At the same time, Zhang Miao was once again notified by the system.

"[Ding! Congratulations to the Host for shocking Inoichi with his shamelessness. Obtained 6-star Elite Jonin, Yamanaka Inoichi Ninja Fragment x5. In the future, whenever the Host calls Inoichi his "father-in-law", the Host will be able to obtain 10 of his ninja fragments.]"

"What a pleasant surprise!"

Thinking of this, Zhang Miao immediately stepped forward and grabbed Inoichi's hands. Then, he nodded hard at him.

"Father-in-law, please take care of me in the future!"

Inoichi: "..."

"Take care of what?"

Looking at the embarrassed Inoichi, Shikaku could not help but burst out laughing.

"Haha... Inoichi, he is a genius who can defeat even the Academy's teachers. You will have a good son-in-law in him!"

"Shikaku, you..."

Hearing Shikaku's joke, Inoichi immediately became anxious, but before he could finish his words, Choza spoke.

"Inoichi, I think Shikaku is right, and if he can defeat me in terms of appetite, he will definitely become a great man in the future, haha!"

Inoichi: "..."

"Are you sure that he is a man and not a rice bucket?"

After listening to Choza, Inoichi became even more helpless. He did not know what to say and could only take a sip of wine.

But before he swallowed the wine, Zhang Miao spoke again.

"Father-in-law, I know you only have one daughter, but don't worry. I won't take her away from you. I can marry into your family." "From today on, I will change my name to Yamanaka Ryunosuke!"

"Kuh..." As soon as Zhang Miao finished speaking, Inoichi, who was drinking, suddenly spat out a mouthful of wine and then coughed violently. "Cough, cough, cough, cough..."

Seeing this scene, Shikaku and Choza laughed even louder. Even Yugao, who was sitting at the side, covered her mouth and smiled.

"Ryu, you are really.."

After such a long time of interaction, she understood Zhang Miao's character. Looking at the awkward Inoichi, she could not help but speak.

"Yamanaka-san, Ryu really likes to joke around. He's just playing with you. I'm really sorry!"

"Ah?"

Hearing Yugao's words, Inoichi looked at Zhang Miao, who was holding his hand, with a face full of surprise -

"Is this child playing with me?"

As if seeing through the thoughts of Inoichi, Zhang Miao immediately shakes his head firmly.

"No, father-in-law, I am very serious. The one next to me is my eighteenth concubine, Uzumaki Yugao. But after I marry into the Yamanaka family, she will also change her name to Yamanaka Yu..."

Before Zhang Miao could finish his words, his ears were grabbed by the ashamed and angry Yugao. He immediately screamed.

"Ow, ow!, Yugao, don't pinch my ears. Alright, alright, you can continue to be Uzumaki Yugao in the future..."

"My name is Uzuki Yugao!"

"Ow! It hurts! It hurts!"

...

With Zhang Miao, the "living treasure" around, Shikaku and Choza could be said to be laughing non-stop. Even Inoichi, who was originally embarrassed, could not help but smile.

Of course, Zhang Miao's appetite also shocked Shikaku and Inoichi. If they hadn't known beforehand that Zhang Miao was from the Uzumaki clan, they would have thought that Zhang Miao was from the Akimichi clan.

Among them, the happiest one was Choza. First, it was because he hadn't been with his two best friends for a long time.

Second, it was because Zhang Miao's appetite made him very satisfied.

A man had to be able to eat. Choza's values were simple!

When Zhang Miao put the last piece of barbecue into his bowl, Choza looked at him with a more satisfied gaze.

"What a great child!"

This meal was also considered a feast for the guests and hosts. When they came out of the Yakiniku Q, Shikaku, Choza and Inochi invited Zhang Miao to their house, but he politely declined.

After watching the three leave, Zhang Miao and Yugao returned together. While walking on the road, Yugao suddenly said,

"Ryu, I really envy you. You can talk and laugh in front of such people, and even dare to joke with them."

"Joking?" Hearing Yugao's words, Zhang Miao suddenly widened his eyes and looked at her. "Who said I was joking? My goal is to revive the Uzumaki... Ow, don't pinch my ears!"

Looking at Zhang Miao's grinning face, a smile flashed across the corner of Yugao's mouth.

"Then can you stop speaking nonsense now?"

"Yes, yes I will!" Zhang Miao answered firmly.

Seeing that he was honest, Yugao finally let go of his ear. Zhang Miao rubbed his ears and asked her.

"By the way, Yugao, is there anyone in your school called Gekko Hayate?"

"Yes!" Hearing Zhang Miao's words, Yugao immediately nodded, "He is one year older than me and graduated last year. We had some discussions about Kenjutsu before. What about him?"

"He is sick! And it is an infectious disease. You should stay away from him in the future!"

"Oh?"

The two chatted as they walked. Soon, they returned home. When they got home, Yugao took her blade and found an open space to practice. Zhang Miao once again took up his Kunai to do some scuplting.

This time, he no longer scuplted Tailed Beasts, but began to make other characters.

Zhang Miao first sculpted the First Hokage. Under his skillful hands, a wooden sculpture of Senju Hashirama with his surging roots around him was completed.

After finishing, Zhang Miao carefully carved a line of small characters on the base of the wooden sculpture - "Senju Hashirama - Deep Forest Emergence".

After carving Senju Hashirama, Zhang Miao began to carve the Second Hokage Senju Tobirama, then the Third and Fourth Hokage, followed by the Legendary Sannins, the Advisors, and finally the heads and members of Konoha's prominent families.

Zhang Miao gave every sculptures their own peculiar characteristics.

For example, for the sculptures of the Uchiha clansmen, Zhang Miao would highlight their Sharingan and their iconic family crest, and then carve a person kneeling on the ground with a painful expression, illustrating the clan's proficiency in genjtusu.

For the Hyugas, Zhang Miao, would stand out their eyes more, and then carve the Eight Trigrams symbol under their feet, and carve a person who looked in pain and got hit in their chest to illustrate the clan's Gentle Fist technique.

The Nara clan would engrave shadows to bind the enemy, and the Qiu Dao clan would use huge hands to beat the enemy, and the Yamanaka clan would engrave the Heart Transformation Technique to control the enemy to kill each other, and the Dog Tomb clan would carve the dog to bite people, while the oil woman clan would carve a person who was full of insects in front of them...

That way, anyone could immediately tell which clan the person in the sculpture came from.

Of course, Zhang Miao carved all the famous clans in Konoha, because he knew that only these people could buy his sculptures at a high price.

Thinking of this, Zhang Miao suddenly pondered.

"So, what is the appropriate price of these sculptures?"