True Genin Exam [1]

[Konohagakure, Naruto's House]

I was sitting on the bed, thinking about how Tomorrow would turn out. We were going to face against Kakashi, The Copy Ninja and I knew we were going to get beat up a bit. But still, I couldn't help but feel a little bit excited.

After reading the Fifth volume of Icha Icha Makeout Paradise, I couldn't help but feel pleasant. Jiraiya's ideas were amazing and I'm very glad I got to read a piece of his art. 

With that energy, I proceeded with getting used to this body and drilling the Academy Taijutsu, apparently there was nothing different than throwing blows, kicks and blocks. There was nothing fluid and concentrated about it and so therefore, I planned on learning the Strong Fist before I begin the development of my own style.

But Shadow clones were amazing, bro. They cleaned here up in less than ten minutes and now my place is actually clean and representable.

I pushed the pillow against my head, feeling the peaceful cold breeze blowing against my face through the open window.

"So relaxing," I muttered before falling asleep.

…

[Konohagakure, Training Ground #3]

I leaned against a tree with my eyes in the air, Again I was the first person here but I made sure to eat Breakfast though- I planned to keep as much distance away from Kakashi as possible and let Shadow clones do the work.

That is until our team bands together and since they refused to do it logically, We'll do it the good ol' anime way in the middle of a battle of stakes.

Sasuke jumped down from a nearby tree, He was wearing his signature Uchiha clothes with those white bands around his wrists.

"You changed your clothes," Sasuke said.

"Yeah, What's it to you?" I asked.

At this time, Hanabi arrived with a sigh.

"Hey Sasuke," Hanabi said, ignoring my presence. Sasuke gave her a small nod.

I stared at the blue mission box with a slight frown on my face, I didn't want to go to the Academy again.

…

Some things never change though, It's been about 2 hours and Kakashi still hadn't arrived.

And suddenly, he appeared in front of us.

"Good morning everyone," He said.

We narrowed our eyes at him, no words escaping our mouth.

"Well ahem- Let's get started," Kakashi said, walking toward a log and placing a clock on it.

"Uhh?" Hanabi questioned.

"It's set for noon," Kakashi said.

A clicking sound came out of the bell, indicating that the time had already started ticking. 

Kakashi reached into his pouch and the jingle of bells were soon heard.

"Your assignment, You just have to take these bells away from me," Kakashi said, "That's all there is to it,"

"If you can't get them by noon, You go without lunch," Kakashi said.

Hanabi widened her eyes.

"But we didn't eat breakfast?" Hanabi asked.

Speak for yourself girl, I had me some instant ramen before getting here.

Kakashi continued with his explanation though, ignoring her.

"You'll be tied to those posts and will watch as I eat my Lunch," Kakashi said.

'So that's why,' Sasuke thought.

'He told us not to eat Breakfast to make it harder,' Hanabi thought.

"Wait, There are three of us, Why are there only two bells?" Hanabi asked.

"Well that's means one of you will ultimately end up tied to a post and disqualified for failing to complete the mission," Kakashi replied, "That one goes back to the Academy,"

Smart, Just genius. Making us compete against each other while stating one of us goes back to the Academy… As if we aren't aware that Genin are three man squads. Wait are we?

I stared at Hanabi's eyes and they glowed with a bit of rivalry, Sasuke's eyes had the same thing. They were both eyeing the bells.

Fucking hell man!

"Then again all three of you could flunk out too," Kakashi said, "You can use any weapons including Shuriken, If you're not coming at me with the intention to kill, then you can't take the bells,"

Everyone put their guard up, Kakashi was a Jonin for a reason. He was not to be underestimated.

"When I say start, You begin," Kakashi said.

Each of us squatted, Squatting and extending chakra into your knees and foot is the best way to cover a lot of distance during Jumping. It seems Naruto also knew this.

"Get ready…"

I already had my sights on a nearby tree, One that would conceal me enough while I spammed the Shadow Clone Jutsu on Kakashi.

"Start!"

And we shot off the ground toward the tall trees nearby, I jumped to the tree I wanted and quickly hid behind the trunk on a branch- Where Kakashi could not see me.

Of course if I were to use Shuriken from here, He would be able to know where I was hiding and therefore attack. So I proceeded to gather Chakra for my earlier preparations.

"At least they got that down," Kakashi said and then reached for his pouch.

'Is he drawing for a Weapon?' Sasuke thought from his hiding point behind Kakashi.

Kakashi drew out the Icha-Icha Paradise Volume 5 book from his pouch and I sighed in relief.

I hadn't really read much on Vol 6 but I knew exactly what was going to happen at the end of Vol 5.

Sasuke's eyes widened in annoyance upon realizing that it was a book but I had made my move.

'Shadow Clone Jutsu!' I exclaimed inwardly, producing five shadow clones that hid in the trees, each grabbing Kunai from their pouches.

The action of Kakashi flipping a page seemed to be the trigger as each of them shot forward, throwing their Kunai at Kakashi.

The Jonin exhibited otherworldly skills as he dodged the attacks easily by side-stepping to the right. His eye widened as he realized he found my hiding place- or so he thought.

A Naruto charged at Kakashi.

"Ahhh!!!" He shouted while coming close enough to initiate the Academy Taijutsu.

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Author's Note:

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