1 Welcome to Neko Neko Teatime!

"Master..." A feminine voice softly spoke to me. "Master...wake up. Master..! Come on this is annoying, nya.."

The female trotted off and searched for something to help her wake me up. Her cat ears twitched and she grabbed a tray and her tail swayed. She nodded and trotted back towards me.

"MASTER! WAKE UP!" The female slammed the tray on my head.

"I'm up! I'm up!" I sat up quickly and felt a sharp pain rushing around my head. I held my head and looked at the cat girl standing beside me. "Miki.."

"Good morning meowster!~" Miki smiled happily and twisted from side to side.

Miki was my catgirl maid or whatever you wish to call it. She had white hair, fluffy white ears and tail. She's an interesting one for sure, very cunning at times and sly, but means no harm.

I sighed and scratched my head then pet her head and she began purring. I stood up and made the bed then walked to the closet to get some clothes out then went to the bathroom to get ready for the day. I made a bath and got in the water and placed a towel over my throbbing head and relaxed.

"I'm coming in Master!" Miki said.

"ACK- What?! No!" I yelled.

"I already have my clothes off though!" Miki said.

"No you don't, I can see your silhouette from here! You still have your nightgown on!" I blushed and sighed.

"It's my duty as a good catgirl to wash my master!" Miki said.

"I order you to stay out there! I-I can wash myself!" I said, flustered.

"Awww..nya. Okay meowster, I'll stay out here." Miki said and stood outside the door.

"You're really gonna stand right there..?" I sighed and sank down in the tub until the water reached my chin.

It was a bit awkward washing myself and relaxing with Miki just sitting outside the door, anticipating when I'll leave the bathroom. I finished washing myself and drained the water then got out of the tub and put my clothes on. I grabbed my dirty clothes and put them in a bin then grabbed my toothbrush and toothpaste. I squeezed toothpaste on the toothbrush and turned the water on, beginning to brush my teeth. After finishing brushing my teeth, I washed the sleepiness from my face and turned the water off. I walked out of the bathroom wearing a simple black t-shirt and a jacket with dark blue jeans. I walked to my chair and sat down then pat my lap and sighed.

"Nyaa?!~ Yay!" Miki ran towards me and got on her knees then rested her head on my lap.

"You're always a bit too energetic in the mornings." I said and rubbed her hair.

"That's because I love my master very much! I wouldn't want to waste any second!" Miki smiled and purred.

I got a Q-Tip and scratched behind Miki's ear and she began purring louder. I began cleaning her ear with the Q-Tip and she made noises of pleasure.

"M-Masterrrr~ Mmmm~" Miki closed one eye and her tail began swaying.

"Why are you moaning..?" I blushed and looked at her, continuing to clean her ears.

"B-Because, I...haaah~ My ears..~" Miki began drooling.

"What the heck? What is Master doing to Miki..?" A girl listened through the door.

"Something lewd. Master is a pervert.." Another girl said and listened.

I'm sure they didn't know I could hear them...I finished cleaning Miki's ear and threw away the Q-Tip. She stood up and wiped her mouth and smiled.

"Meowster really knows how to take care of me, nyaa!~" Miki smiled.

"Yeah whatever." I blushed and stood up then rubbed the back of my head. "You can come in now!"

"Oh no, Master caught onto us! We retreat Suki!" The girl said.

"Nope.." I opened the door and looked at them. "You two the worst whisperers I can possibly think of. Suki and Momo.."

"Bark.." Suki said in a monotone voice and looked at me.

"Uhm...nya..?~" Momo laughed awkwardly.

Momo was the Neko with brown hair, brown ears and tail, and slight tan skin. She wore a bell around her neck and was the clumsy one of the three. Suki was a wolf girl with grey hair, grey ears and a fluffy grey tail...basically a husky. She was the only one with two different color eyes. One light blue and the other gold. She was the monotone one of the three.

"You two are always thinking I'm doing something lewd.." I sighed.

"Because you are always alone with Miki, nya!" Momo puffed her cheeks and stomped a bit.

"I didn't choose to be..she kinda just clings onto me." I said.

"He's my master!" Miki stuck her tongue out at Momo.

"He's OUR master you...you big fur ball!" Momo said.

"Fur ball?! Have you looked in the mirror?! You're one too!" Miki puffed her cheeks.

"Let me have some time with Meowster once in a while, nyaa!" Momo thumped her foot on the floor.

"No! He's mine!" Miki said.

"Not! Fair!" Momo hissed.

"Oh you wanna get passive with me?!" Miki hissed.

Miki and Momo have always battled it out for my attention even though they both know it doesn't even have to come to that point. They have some thick rivalry.

"Master will always be mine! I can't see him with a catgirl who can't walk two steps in the cafe without slipping!" Miki said.

"Huh?! I- Wha- You wanna fight? Let's go right here right nyaow!" Momo got a little agitated by Miki's taunting.

"You seem to be itching for an old fashion butt whoopin'! I'll be happy to deliver!" Miki got a little heated too.

"Mrroowww!!" Momo meowed in frustration.

"Mrroowww!!" Miki meowed as well.

Suki began howling in a monotone way as Momo and Miki were hissing and meowing. Their meows began getting more aggressive.

"Grrraaaahhggaahhh! Nyraaaaaa!" Both catgirls began attacking each other and pulling each other's hair and rolled all over the floor.

Both girls separated from each other for a bit and we're on all fours then hissed and snarled at each other. They began their hostile meows again.

"Gyraaaahh!! Nyraaahhh!!" Both girls began going at it again.

"Now what in Kami's name is going on up here?!" A woman said in a southern voice and walked in the room, hearing Suki howling, Miki and Momo having their cat fight, and seeing me being mentally drained in my chair. "Now you two stop it right now! Stop it! What's gotten into y'all?"

"But Miki-" Momo started.

"Momo-" Miki said.

"No blaming each others ya hear? You both are at fault with this nonsense!" The woman said.

"Nyaaa..." Momo and Miki lowered their heads.

"Yonori-Senpai are you alright? Did you get hurt?" The woman asked me.

"I'm just fine. Nothing wrong here." I said.

"Are ya sure? I could whip you up a nice cup of coffee or cold tea." She asked.

"I'm sure, I'm just fine." I said.

"If you say so." She smiled and walked out the room.

The female was Kyorise Kata. She's my half-sister. We both share the same mother but different fathers. Kyorise is staying with me because her house recently burned down. She accidentally bumped into a table with a candle on it and it began spreading like wildfire because of her inability to think rationally when under pressure. Yeah, this place is a zoo at times.

"We're sorry Meowster...we were bad catgirls for fighting.." Miki said and looked up at me with big cute eyes.

"Sorry Meowster.." Momo looked at me in the same way.

"It's fine...just don't fight like that again." I rubbed their heads and sighed.

"Nyaaa~ Okay Meowster!~" Miki smiled.

Momo purred and rubbed her head against my hand. I smiled at them and saw Suki walk up to me. She wanted to be pet as well and I smiled and pet her as well. Her tail began wagging quickly and she blushed slightly.

So this is what my cafe consists of. This is Neko Neko Teatime. It's a place where nothing boring ever happens. There's never a dull moment in this cafe, even though sometimes I don't want anything to happen.