85 NGJ Chapter 85: Speaking with the Dead

I woke up feeling unusually refreshed. Most likely because I both slept for the first time in a week or two. And with two beautiful girls hanging onto my arms naked and mostly naked respectively.

 

Man, this is what comfort must feel like. 

 

...A vague sense of discomfort...

 

...Too comfortable...

 

I saw Akeno and Rias rouse from their beauty sleeps almost at the exact same time. Akeno sat up slightly and rubbed her eyes. Her eyes widened slightly as she saw Rias on the other side of my chiselled body.

 

"Ara~ ara~ Buchou? What brings you here? I thought it was my turn now?" Akeno asked in a challenging matter which Rias took her up on.

 

"You can't hog him all to yourself Akeno. Besides, I think you used your turn rather well, didn't you? I could hear it from the kitchen. *cough* *cough*" Hearing Rias' words Akeno's expression darkened as a slight blush emerged.

 

" "Harder~! Please punish me, I have been a bad girl~! Hnghh~ please use me I beg you!" Right? " Rias said sensually while imitating Akeno's voice. Causing Akeno to wince slightly. She scratched her cheek in embarrassment but still held a smile.

 

"W-well, it is embarrassing to hear it like that. But I don't regret it in the slightest. Even if I did get a bit carried away." Even someone like Akeno had to do some self-reflection after saying stuff like that yesterday night.

 

As for me. I was just enjoying the moment.

 

...

 

After a quick breakfast whipped up by yours truly we had to part ways for a bit. Akeno and Rias went to get Akeno's mom's cremation. And while they do that I have my own plans to execute.

 

...I never used speak with the dead before. Or it's upgrade Call of the Haunted for that matter. I do not want to fumble this bag in front of them. I am too prideful to mess up like that like an absolute fool. 

 

So I spent a few hours practising summoning the souls of random people after grabbing some corpses from graveyards and summoning the souls of the people belonging to said corpses.

 

Turns out, summoning spirits and stuff is not really that hard. Well, with my adept level necromancy, it comes to me naturally. And since it is a technique it is doubly easier since it benefits from both Cursed Energy Control and Necromancy.

 

Anyway, I am prepared to summon Shuri with full confidence now. I have my own plans for her too after all. After all, I want her.

 

Why would I want her? Pretty simple.

 

1. Akeno would be pretty happy to be with her mother no? With how much she adores me, hates her father, and my harem trait she wouldn't even mind all that much if I wanted her mother. 

 

 2. I can maybe strike a deal or contract with her in order to utilize her experience with exorcism. After all in concept, Jujutsu is similar to exorcism.

 

 3. She is a Milf.

 

Yeah, I am not going to sugarcoat it. I have no milf in my harem.

 

Me, a certified milf lover do not have a single proper Milf in my harem. Grayfia you might count somewhat but I still have to tame her properly.

 

Increasing the size of my harem is a good way to increase my power but...

 

No excuses, I like Milfs. 

 

Some may think I may be cucking Baraquiche or whatever but that is not the case.

 

They are already divorced no? She died and he should have moved on by now. I don't care if he still has lingering attachments to her and feelings he can't get rid of. Besides, till death do us part and all.

 

I am the one that is reviving her. And I am the one that is reuniting her with her estranged daughter. If he has complaints I am taking her he can shove it.

 

Besides, I don't think it will be too hard to get her in my harem because from my extensive research on the computer using my accelerated brain it is most likely that the afterlife she is in is not exactly heaven but actually Yomi. No, I am almost certain she is.

 

Yomi aka. the Shinto religion's Hell. After all, Shuri was a Shinto priest blessed by the Shinto gods. And she committed heresy of basically the highest order by having the child of a fallen angel, not only that but a fallen angel of the highest order.

 

Safe to say the Shinto gods would definitely, definitely not be very fond of that manoeuvre and send her down to Yomi for her soul to rot there. I don't really know what exactly goes on down there but it cannot be pleasant for someone like her.

 

Hmm... would taking her soul out of there piss off Izamani? I don't really know but I don't really care either.

 

What is she gonna do if she does get pissed? Curse me? Pal, read the job description. Been there, done that.

 

She can't get out of Yomi anyway. And even if she does she isn't too strong.

 

Well, she is too strong for me but the Shinto pantheon is not too strong. I am certain that even if Izanami crawls out of Yomi to fight even Baraquiche could drive her off let alone Azazel or if you wanna go overkill Sirzechs.

 

I am surrounded by powerful people who keep their attention on me. Rias would get depressed if something happens to me so Sirzechs would probably help me if I were to get attacked since the relationship between the underworld and Shinto isn't really that good in the first place. 

 

Even if he doesn't step in Azazel would. And the original fallen angel and original faction leader is almost certainly stronger than Izanami.

 

Yeah, there is no reason for me to be scared especially in my own home. Anyway, I think it is a pretty good deal for her, good enough that refusing would be stupid no?

 

You get to: Not rot in hell, see your daughter again, and get to live again under the protection of Mr. Popular.

 

I get: Milf mommy.

 

So let's summon Shuri, shall we?

 

...

 

"Akira-kun, I am ready." Akeno said looking as composed as one could be when they ask their necromancer boyfriend to summon their dead mother back to life. She was dressed in her school uniform and so was Rias who was next to her as emotional support. While I grabbed a handful of ash from the urn.

 

When I say wanted to be inside Milf's I did not mean it like this.

 

"Alright then, [Call of the Haunted: Shuri Himejima]" And like that I felt a negligible portion of my cursed energy get drained from my body. At the same time, a woman appeared in front of us, she looked rather dazed from the summoning but that was her. She looked exactly like an older more motherly Akeno wearing the shrine maiden outfit that Akeno once wore that failed to cover her mature curvy body. Her boobs were even bigger than Akeno somehow.

 

Akeno covered her mouth in disbelief and Rias was dazed too. Shuri took a few seconds to recover and sift through the information she received from my cursed technique. Spirits summoned by me instinctively know that they are summoned by me and that they probably should cooperate with me unless they want to become a new cursed spirit in my collection or be erased.

 

"Akeno? Honey? Is that you? Oh my, you have grown so much." Shuri having regained her composure recognized Akeno standing before her and immediately shifted her attention to her with a misty-eyed smile as she opened her arms wide to hug her.

 

"Mom?" Akeno went to hug her mother but just phased through her. The suddenness of that nearly made me snort but I held back in consideration for her. Coughing I interjected.

 

"Give me a second." I placed my hand on Shuri's shoulder making her gasp after likely having been touched for the first time in years. I then ran some of my CE through her, forcing her to temporarily materialize. Seeing this Akeno and her mother finally managed to hug. Akeno squeezed her mother tight as she shed tears while her mother comforted her barely managing to not cry herself.

 

I felt quite awkward just standing next to them with my hand on Shuri's shoulder. But I guess this is my good deed of the century. Honestly, this tearful reunion between mother and daughter nearly warmed my ice-cold heart. 

 

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It took a while for the pair to calm down and catch up. As expected Shuri asked Akeno to not blame her father for her passing while Akeno with her deep-rooted hatred for her father and fallen angels was not able to accept such a thing exactly.

 

Shuri was shocked at first that Akeno had been turned into a devil under the Gremory Heiress but as expected from a woman willing to date a cadre as a priestess she was quite open-minded and actually took a liking to Rias, thanking her for taking care of her daughter and generally getting along with Rias. And then the topic of the conversation turned to me, the ever-enigmatic sorcerer who brought her here. Shuri turned to me and bowed her head in deference.

 

"Thank you very much Akira-dono for allowing me to hug my daughter one more time. I cannot convey my gratitude enough." Man, this really tickles my pride in a very nice manner. 

 

"Nah, don't worry about it. It wasn't a problem for me. If necromancy wasn't made for helping beautiful ladies like you what was it made for? Besides seeing Akeno this happy was worth it." Man, I am so good at being a sap. People may even think I feel empathy.

 

"Ara~ ara~ your boyfriend is such a flatterer." Shuri looked flattered while I could see something in Akeno's eyes. Like she was awakened or something. A slight blush was on her cheeks but I could tell from Akeno's eyes that most likely the only thing stopping her from jumping on my speeds and shattering them was that her mother was in the room

 

[+35 Affection with Shuri Himejima(Allowing her to meet her daugther again and having a smooth tounge)]

 

[ Affection has reached maximum with Akeno Himejima ]

 

[ You have acquired the cursed technique Cursed Lightning Discharge ]

 

[ Cursed Lightning Discharge Lv. 1/100 ]

Allows the user to convert their Cursed Energy into Lightning form. Strength and Efficiency increased by lightning affinity and level.

 

...Akeno you have repaid me plenty already. I love you. While I was thinking this I saw Shuri's form starting to fade as Call of the Haunted started wearing off. I could see Shuri's dismayed expression as this happened confirming that she is definitely going back to Yomi instead of whatever the Shinto heaven is.

 

As Akeno was saying her farewells with Rias to Shuri, I saw her teary expression from getting separated from her mother again and felt the need to interject.

 

You are lucky Akeno, I like you and I like Milfs.

 

"You know. If you really want, this doesn't have to be goodbye." Hearing my words the mother-daughter duo perked up.

 

"What do you mean?"

 

"I mean what I mean. It will be a bit annoying and require a bit more effort and resources but if you want I can bind Shuri's souls here so could stay here semi-permanently." Yeah, it will be so annoying and take so much CE to keep Shuri summoned. Nearly an entire 1% of the energy required to run the hundreds of wards around my house.

 

"Y-you could really do that?" Akeno asked, and when nodded she jumped toward me, wrapping her arms around my neck and kissing me intensely. Interestingly it was less of a kiss of lust and more of a passion and love than anything. I could also see the shock and hope crossing Shuri's face through Akeno.

 

By "through" I mean it literally I looked at Shuri like Akeno wasn't even in front of me thanks to my ultra-cheat eyes. 

 

But it's time to get myself a milf now.

 

A/N: Question: Technically, is Akeno racist since she hates Fallen Angels?

 

But the first milf of this fic has been acquired. As a certified Milf lover myself I certainly have the milfs of DxD as a part of my targets. Also for those wondering Cursed Lightnin Discharge is literally what Kashimo's cursed energy does 1 to 1. It could quite literally be a game-changer.

 

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