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Naruto: This Ninja is Obviously Not Strong But Really Hard To Kill

Ding! The system activated the mission! [Look at this sick old man in front of you. Let us pull out his oxygen tube and send him off. Let’s give him a peaceful mercy teehee~] Shinomiya Aoba was stunned. The old man mentioned by the dog system seemed to be a little strong... Looking at the Gedo Mado Pipe inserted in the back of 'old age Madara', he was silent and even wanted to laugh, ‘Do you mean his 'oxygen tube'??? You want me to die?!?!?!?!’ In addition... The super suicide missions have been released: [Personally experiencing the ultimate meaning of the Eight Inner Gates! —Take a hard kick of 'Night Guy' and shout out, 'I would not call you the strongest!’] [Give Otsutsuki Kaguya a Thousand-Year Kill! —And record this beautiful moment!] [Art is Explosion... and SpongeBob Squarepants! —-To accompany Deidara to self-destruct!] [Inviting Terumi Mei to host the wedding —No less than a hundred words of congratulations!] In addition, there were many other kinds of death-seeking missions waiting to be opened. And when the main character looked back many years later, everyone was holding back a sentence of "Damn it, he’s crazy!" “This Ninja clearly didn't look very strong, so why did he not die even after doing this?” “This was probably a poor child who had been dragged onto a path of death by a shitty system that’s on seeking death.” Please give this novel 5 stars review and power stone ;) Read a few chapters ahead on readfanfic.com https://w ww.p atreon.c om/RinrinTL Our community on discord: discord. gg /t66agbE

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Nightmare

Aoba was extremely suspicious that this set of [Seven Warlords of the Sea] combat puppet figure was a kryptonite prop developed by Goose Factory.

That negative effect was really flawless, asking for money!

When you use it, you have to spend money. If you break it, you have to spend money to repair it. If you don't want the liver time, there's also the '1 click acceleration' to cheat you to spend money!

All you need is money!

The most infuriating thing was that it cost 100,000 ryo per hour to use it alone. Seven should have been 700,000 ryo.

But the fucking packaging price was actually one million ryo. This was fucking ridiculous!

Do you understand what it means to pack up and sell it?

And the more it is packed, the more expensive it is?

Moreover, he didn't even give you the chance to bargain, directly stating that either he would pack them all up and take them all away, or he would only be able to fight three puppets at once.

He didn't even have the chance to take advantage of the loophole!

Aoba felt that there was a line of words below that said, "The poor are only fit to be castrated. Only the rich can do whatever they want."

After all, the otaku had one wall, and Konoha had ten suites

What a fucking banana bubble hammer!

Wasn't he looking down on people?

Aoba was very angry, but there was nothing he could do. Either he threw the bag into his bag to eat dust, or he could only grit his teeth and pay.

Fortunately, with his current strength, he didn't need to use this golden swallowing beast under normal circumstances.

And when the time came to be of use, money was no longer important. After all, only with a life could one have money to spend.

Didn't I already understand this philosophy of life? The most painful thing in the world is when people die, and the money is not spent.

Of course, the most painful thing is that when people live, and money is gone

It was really fucking smart!

Sighing, Aoba took out the item and found that it was a vivid and exquisite bracelet.

There were seven lifelike small hand-ornaments hanging on it, which were only the size of a finger.

Then he lost his composure again!

Because these seven hand figurines were all 'acquaintances'!

The one holding the broadsword- Samehada.

He was once the Seven Warlords of the Sea, and was a fishman, Jinbei, which match Samehada.

The one who stuck out his tongue to lick Nuibari was the Heavenly Yaksha - Donquixote Doflamingo.

It doesn't seem to be a problem. Donquixote Doflamingo is not only a Seven Warlords of the Sea, but he also Ito Ito no Mi user. It must be very handy.

Alright, whatever it was, he was very satisfied.

However, if Enel, who had Goro Goro no Mi would get (Kiba), he could barely justify it, because then the remaining few were really ridiculous!

The person carrying Kubikiribocho was actually Dracule Mihawk, who could dare to believe it?

The painting style had collapsed!

Kubikiribocho and Yoru were not the same!

The handsome Dracule Mihawk had now turned into a 'hand figurine', and it was enough!

Then, he looked at Bartholomew Kuma, who was carrying Shibuki on his shoulder, and then turned to Edward Weevil, who was holding a hammer in one hand and a beheading axe in the other. ·(Kabutowari). Last, was the one holding Hiramekarei in her hand. The Empress Boa Hancock!

This was going crazy!

It was very similar to the domestic knock-off figurine he had bought from the stall in his previous life!

Not to mention Dracule Mihawk with Kubikiribochoon his back, he had even seen the Pikachu that had opened Sharingan and the lamb that was glaring at Rinnegan.

It could be said to be a super invincible cross over the world of anime!

Five dollars for two, no more!

Aoba couldn't help but find an excuse to comfort himself. "It's fine. Although Enel is not the Seven Warlords of the Sea, he could play with thunder. There isn't much of a problem."

"Bartholomew Kuma, after being transformed, isn't the style of fighting just exploding around?"

"There is no rule that Edward Weevil can't use axes and hammers! Isn't this a standard match" And the Hiramekarei, is known to be able to defeat all defenses. It is very similar to Hancock's ability, very similar! "

"Hancock is also the same. She often shoot 'em'. Presumably, her ability to shoot is also very strong."

After forcibly explaining, Aoba finally felt much better. Just a moment ago, his ridiculing energy almost exploded!

However, he was only complaining about the image of these figurine, but he didn't know the specific performance of the actual combat.

After all, the image was the image. It was obvious that these figurine could not have the abilities of the original person. At most, he could imitate a little bit of the style and characteristics of the original person. He was very satisfied.

Otherwise, if Hancock and the others really came here with a ninja sword, not to mention the appearance fee of one million silver, even if it was ten million silver, he would still give it to them!

At that time, he would still be a spy, he would directly show his cards and stop pretending!

Hawkeye and the others held seven ninja swords in their hands and lined up behind him. He sat on [Frozen Throne] with a cigar in his mouth and said in front of everyone: "I want to be the 5th Hokage, who agrees, who opposes?"

It was so fucking awesome just thinking about it!

It was a pity that he could only fantasize about it.

After the figurine was completed, it was actually a figurine, and the puppet was only a puppet.

However, the strength of the elite Jonin was enough to greatly increase his strength. For example, how many people in the Five Great Ninja Village could be rated as elite Jonin?

Even if seven elite Jonin were to fight against Kage Level, not only would they be able to win, they would still be able to stall for quite some time.

There was no need to consider the issue of loyalty. If they were to give money, they would just give up.

Then, he studied where this thing could be recharged.

At this moment, a notification popped up from the system. It said that as long as the money was placed in [Space Folding Ninjas Bag] would be able to replace it as recharging. He only needed to think about it.

Aoba muttered to himself for a long time. He was extremely suspicious that the system was making a profit in the middle. Or perhaps, this prop was made by it. It was just that there was no evidence, and no consumer association could make him complain.

Otherwise, he would definitely sue the system until it went bankrupt!

He put the bracelet away and hid it in his sleeve.

Aoba suddenly buried his head in his sleeve and slept. A beautiful day began tomorrow!

Next, he wanted to be a good man who could earn money to support his family.

It was just seven hands, waiting to eat and drink with Tyrant!

In his sleep, Aoba had a dream. He dreamed that Hancock was in his arms, her red lips were slightly open and she said to him, "Master, you have already spent 9999 billion. As long as you spend 1.1 billion, I can have a body and live with you."

Then Aoba quietly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, waved his hand and said in a very heroic manner: "Charge! I will immediately charge another hundred million! Let's go home today!"

Hancock immediately revealed a shy smile, making Aoba restless.

However, just as he was about to pounce on Hancock and do some shameful things, Hawkeye appeared with Kubikiribocho, followed by Bartholomew Kuma, Enel and the others.

"Sama, we also want physical bodies! You should charge 6 trillion more!"

"Yes, if you don't, then don't blame us brothers for being impolite!"

"Go, cut him to death!"

"Swish..."

Aoba, who was sweating all over, suddenly woke up. When he looked again, it was already dawn.

"Fortunately, it is just a nightmare. It is very flat. It is too fucking horrible!"

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