Chapter 65 : Universal comprehension {+17}

Garou's POV /

As I walked through the nighty streets of Konoha with Tsunade already awake in my arms who was mute for some reason I refuse to think about, we heard a very disturbing sound that pissed me off all the time.

"Hello there" Said the femgay.

"Get away before I shape shift your face with my fist... Dan" I replied disgustingly I looked behind to see a feminine dude.

*bam*

Tsunade suddenly punched my chest softly "Don't be like this, it's rude !" She said with a tick mark on her forhead.

"You be quiet and go back to sleep" I replied to her with a frown on my face which made her grit her teeth and then, I stare at this guy who had pale-blue hair that reached his back and dark green eyes, wearing the standard Konoha shinobi outfit of that time complete with forehead protector and the pocket-less flak jacket.

'My senses always tell me to kill him right here right now before he becomes trouble later' I thought with a dangerous glint in my eyes as I observed the awkward dude.

"Ahha haha..ha, I just saw you from afar and wanted to greet you, that's all !" He said and laughed awkwardly while scratching the back of his head in embarrassment which made me cringe.

I stare at him in silence for some moments which made him feel more embarrassed before "You look like a girl" I suddenly said without much expression.

*Bam !*

"Garou !!  That's not nice !" Tsunade yelled as she punched my chest this time hardly which made me twitch for a second but still not care and then she jumped out of my arms and stood beside me with an angry face.

"But I was honest tho !" I replied as I nonchalantly dusted the place she punched.

"Still that's not how somone should speak, he is just greeting us, why are you like this ?!" She cried with her arms crossed, visibly angry.

"Correction... he is greeting us SuSpiciously !" I replied as I looked at the confused and embarrassed Dan with eyes narrowed .

"He just want to be friends !" She said.

"Suspiciously so !" I replied.

"He has always been nice and you call him by names all the time !" She said.

"Not my fault, his face simply asks for it !" I replied with a shrug.

"Now you are doing it again !!" She yelled.

"But am I not right ?" I retorted.

"No you absolutely not !!" She yelled sith her teeth turning sharp in anger.

"Hehe wanna bet" I laughed ominously as I watch Dan in the sidline sweat as he watched our interaction.

"Bet ?!" She exclaimed with her eyes widened and a glint appeared on her eyes instantly.

"Yes, a bet" I replied.

"About what ?!" Her expression shifted and excitedly asked about the details, completely forgetting about the previous matter instantly.

I grab her hand and slowly walk away from Dan "We will ask all our friends if Dan really looks like a girl and gay. if they say yes he is, then I win and the guy is truly gay, but if they say no he is not then you win, deal ?" I said with an extremely wide grin that sent chills down the spine of Dan and the blood completely drained from his face.

"W...wa...wait I... didn't accept to any of th-"

"DEAL !!! Prepare to lose !!" She yelled excitedly which made me more excited and Dan became white as sheet and wore an expression of disbelief as if regretting ever crossing our path.

As we walked away, I turn around and stare at the stupid figure of Dan who was trembling uncontrollably from fear with my grin still plastered on and raise my middle finger at him.

"You can never un-fuck yourself from this one...Dan !" I muttered menacingly under my breath.

"W...w...wait p..please no !!" We heard Dan stutter but just ignored it and continued on our way.

'Now that the bet is already on, there's no way Tsunade won't lose, that means Dan will become Gae soon muahahaha !!' I thought as I laughed like a maniac inside my head.

'Besides, he is already on my slaughter list, so him becoming inevitably gay soon will raise his head to my top 3 biggest targets to slice open !' I thought again with a content smile as I couldn't help but imagine that day coming soon.

The dude was becoming more clingy, trying so hard to get close to us for some time now that I clearly know for a fact that his intentions are not that good, so I didn't let Tsunade get close that much to him even though he sometimes gets the chance to be around her when I am not around, and that's what pisses me off the most.

He needs to die. 

"By the way, what are we betting on ?" Tsunade asked eagerly as she wrapped her arm in mine.

"I will allow you to gamble for two hours if you win, but if I win, then you will have to become my personal maid for a week !" I said, clearly excited to see Tsunade in a maid outfit.

'So he loves maids, noted !' Unbeknownst to me, Katsuyu was listening and noting down anything about me for who knows why.

"That's fantastic !! I really miss gambling..." She exclaimed with stars in her eyes and started on and on about gambling and techniques to win easily to which I just smiled at and nodded in agreement until we reached and stopped in front of a traditional Japanese house I bought a long time ago for us to spend time in private if we wanted.

We went inside and opened the door to the house then light the lamps up to be greeted by the aroma of tatami mats, Shoji screens, ethereal and delicate, Fusuma doors, Low-slung furniture, modest yet artfully designed, graced the tatami-covered floor.

"We are home"×2

"Ahhh finally ! I am so tired !" Tsunade tiredly said and slumped on the couch.

"I will go wash myself, can you cook something until I finish" I said and removed my tattered clothes slowly until I was on my underwear.

"Yeah" She replied while ogling my body with her intense stare which made me shake my head and start heading towards the bathroom.

After sometime in the bathroom and the hot water ready to use, I went inside the wooden tub and found solace in the water's warmth, Eyes closed, I let the steaming water wash away the day's stress.

*Crieek*

But it seems I can't fucking relax because I didn't even have time to turn around and look at the door as a fucking literal naked ass was sitting on my dic- in the water with me the next moment.

"Got you !!" The devil said.

"I am going home !" I replied as I tried to stand up calmly.

*Bam splashhhh !*

I was immediately got bulldozed under two pair of heavenly boobs, arms and legs hug me tightly like a snake not letting me move "You are not going anywhere, you will fuck me right here right fucking now !!" She yelled.

I stare at her with my jaw jutted forward unpleasantly "I...Imma go home, my mom has dementia and she needs help !" I said nervously with some sweat coming down my head as I looked at her lustful gaze intensifying by the second.

"My pussy has dementia for two fucking years now ! so I don't care !" She replied furiously.

*Bite !* "Aghh fuck !"

She bite my neck and started to suck it hard which made me wince and a shiver go down my body...

*Splash splash !*

She moved like a snake around my body, making the hot Water splash around "T..this is wrong, even for me, I need to go !" I shyly said which made Tsunade grin evilly that made me feel more nervous with my hands trembling and tried hard to stand up which was futile.

"Hooo, this is new ! are you shy little Garou ?" She whispered in my ear and then kiss my eyes.

"..."

"Didn't know you had this side of you, should have tried this sooner I guess !" She added then kissed and licked every inch of my face which made me freak out as I was very sensitive to touch and her sexy touches couldn't help my situation either other than elevate my weird feelings further.

I stare at her amber eyes with shadows hiding my eyes "I need to-" I tried to get out again but I didn't have time to finish what I was about to say because...

The world for the first time in my life felt as if I was on the clouds, blood flowed to my mind in gallons and my body started to breakthrough its bottleneck at last, the world began to spin and move as I felt what's in the universe and beyond the cosmos in a fraction of a second, everything else didn't matter anymore at this point, my will, my dreams, my everything didn't matter anymore.

All because I was ascending to a higher plane of existence at this moment.

I look down at Tsunade playing with my liitle junior with my eyes about to come out of their sockets in shock, but as a man, I immediately composed myself and reverse attacked her.

I didn't care anymore about morals and ethics, So I got ready to breed her senseless.

*Spash Splash Bam !!*

I went on offense and got on top with her legs in W already "IMMA BOUT TO WRECK THAT HOLE !!" I yelled at top of my lungs, my eyes turning bloodshot, my body twitching and getting ready to make baby monsters.

So without mercy, I started the process.

'Water Stream Tsunade Smashing Hips : Pleasure Shigans'

"KYAHHHHHHH !! HELP HELP !!! GET AWAY YOU MONSTER THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS !!" She started to cry for help the next moment as I didn't give a her a chance to get ready and claimed her virginity with my balls immediately.

*paw paw paw paw ×1000 !!* "Ammmffhhh ahhhhh ammfffff SAGE NOOOOOOOO !!"

"RAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!"

After a not so family friendly content /

The End.

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{ Damn ! it feels so weird writing about this kind of thing }