9 Birthday Presents

While we are talking about breathing techniques ,

a couple of interesting facts about the breathing techniques , it turns out unlike where in anime the water, flame , lightning and other elements were just for show and not real, here they will be real . Yes , you heard that right my sword will be covered in flames , lightning and water. Cool right?

Now you might be wondering how it will work and the answer to is simple

Chakra

So these flames , lightning and water will be created out of chakra. At the beginning it will take a sizeable amount of my chakra but if I master the form, it will take very less chakra.

In ninjutsu , you apply more chakra to make your jutsu more stronger , similarly the more chakra you apply in a form the more powerful it will be.

Now you all might be wondering why not use ninjutsu if you are going to be using chakra for these techniques . There are many reasons for this . My sword is very sharp so it can cut anything easily now imagine these forms on an overpowered sword with flames or Lightning on it in my hand , can you imagine the devastation it will cause. Also , the more I master the forms , the less chakra it will need and there will come a time when I will be using it the same way Naruto uses Shadow clones. Another reason is I won't have the problem for chakra in the long run that's because I am an Uzumaki and I will have a large amount of chakra and my sword's scabbard will have 5 times my chakra stored to be used anytime I want.

And the most important reason is that

it looks fucking COOOOOLLLL!!!

After everyone got ready , we celebrated my birthday . I don't have any friends . Not like I tried making friends since Why would I a 45 year old make friends with little kids. It would have been a different matter altogether if a milf wants to be my friend . Anyways now it was present time!!

Grandpa gave me a red haori with black hakama over an orange kimono with a seals on it that could protect me from like hurting myself from falling on road and other such minor things. It can also clean itself and repair itself unless it's burnt. As expected from Uzumaki clan's patriarch I guess.

" Thankyou Grandpa i like it a lot "

' It really looks like haori. Yoriichi Tsugikuni wears maybe I should take my special secret ninja name as Yoriichi Uzumaki - The Red Demon Swordsman '

I think I like this idea my shinobi name will be Yoriichi, but first I will have to become a Shinobi .

Next dad gave me a wooden katana and steel shurinken and kunai on the condition that I will use them under his or mom supervision.

And mom gave me flower roses made out of CRYSTAL AND ICE

" Mom where did you find these roses ? They are so awesome."

" I made them myself sweety. I possess the Kekkei Genkais of Ice and Crystal "

"Hhhhhhh" I was internally shocked but I have to act ignorant

" What's a kekkei genkai ? " I asked

Dad looks at me and said " Looks like it's time for your shinobi lessons . Usually they start at 5 years for other kids but since you are a little genius we can start from tomorrow along with your fuinjutsu training. "

' Yes , Finally I can learn Shinobi stuff '

" Thankyou dad "

" So a Kekkei genkai are DNA anomalies that allows the wielders to use unique techniques. There are 5 main natural elements along with yin and yang - Fire , water...."

I already knew this so I was not really paying attention . My mom has dual kekkei genkai that's so awesome. Would I have them too?

' Hmm God didn't say anything not having anything other than what he gave me. So maybe there is a chance . I have fire , lightning and water as my affinity . Ice is combination of wind and water while crystal is combination of water and earth and I don't have affinity with earth and wind fuck why didn't I choose atleast 1 of these affinities.

But still there is a chance I will have the Kekkei Genkai , we will see that in future.'

" Zoro are you paying attention to what I am saying?" Dad said

" Yes father , there are 5 natural transformation - fire, water ,wind ,lightning and earth and kekkei genkai is a...."

After giving a lecture on kekkei genkai for what felt like an eternity dad asked

" Alright so tell me what do you want to do for the rest of the day since it's your birthday."

" Let's sightsee the village and then go climb a mountain "

"Why would you want to climb a mountain ?"

" Because I want to see the village from the top of the mountain "

' So I can start with my total concentration breathing training . ' I said internally

" Fine son , we will go sightsee the village and then climb a mountain "

" Yesss" I run to wear my new haori and oh do you know this is my first time to go see the village . This is going to be so much fun.

" Let's go mom , dad , grandpa , we will first eat dango then we will sight see then we will eat lots of dango then we will visit different shops , then we will eat dango then we will climb the mountain and finally we will return home after eating dango and taking takeaway for tomorrow."

' As you have guessed already , I have a sweet tooth '

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Author Notes

Since a few people asked me to change his name to Yoriichi so I decided to make his super cool shinobi name as this instead of editing every chapter and Since I am a Zoro fan . So his parents will call him as Zoro and the world will recognise him as Yoriichi . If you are not happy about this and stick to only Zoro we can do that too