Celebration

"Cheers!"

Naruto raised the cup in the air, Which was followed by his teammates.

""Cheers!"".

It was a great day. They had made it to the finals. They dominated the competition and even managed to get their teacher to pay for today's outing.

The said teacher was sitting at the desk across from them with other Jounin. Some were depressed, some were happy that their team passed, like Asuma and Rin, Others were just there for the drinks Like Obito and Kurenai.

Downing the drink, and being the only one to do so, Naruto looks at the table next to him where Ino-Shika-Cho were residing. they were having a barbeque with no drinks... Heh, lightweights.

"So, what are you planning on training this month?".

The first one to speak was Satsuki, though she seemed unsure.

"I'll probably train with my siblings If they don't get an important mission".

Ouka was thinking, remembering the fight he had against TenTen. he wasn't fast enough, not flexible enough, he should have been able to get close. Sure he was strong, the craters in the arena were the proof of that, but he needed more training.

"I'll work on my speed and flexibility, and maybe get the earth wall jutsu from sensei".

Naruto nodded in approval, both he and Satsuki were faster than the pink-haired ninja, so training in his speed would be useful.

"Well, Let's celebrate today! Drinks on me!".

The Kyuubi chuckled. Naruto didn't like the sound of that but decided not to ask.

He regretted it three bottles later.

___

(God my head, Kurama you fox!).

[No shit Sherlock].

(...you asshole, why did you stop curing the alcohol?).

The fox chuckled again.

Sitting up, he looked around to see where he was. His room, At least it's not a hotel.

as he was about to stand up, something wrapped around his waist...

(Oh god no...).

Looking down, he saw a very familiar face, the face of his teammate... The female one.

(...).

Naruto.exe has stopped working... rebooting... reboot failed, retrying... reboot successful.

(oh god what have I done?).

Satsuki was laying next to him, blanket over both of them, his chest was bare... and he was considering running away and changing his name. The girl wasn't even fifteen. was he a pedophile now? but she was older than him physically...

While he was contemplating how to hide from Satsukis rage, Itachi's sword, and his twin sisters... he didn't know what she used but he was sure that it wouldn't be pretty. Satsuki started waking up.

"Morning".

"..."

"..."

"...Morning".

She sat up and the covers fell from her... She still had a shirt on. Naruto mentally thanked every god he knew.

And it seems that She finally realized where they were.

"... Naruto?".

"yes?".

"... you have ten seconds to explain yourself, otherwise they won't find your body".

He gulped. this was going to be a long day.

___

Anzashi giggled.

That was never good.

she was looking at the three of them who were sporting a hangover, and Naruto had a red handmark on his cheek.

Then she looked at Satsuki and Naruto. And giggled again.

(Oh god... that definitely isn't good. Kurama, what happened yesterday?).

The fox was silent, not answering. He started thinking about the My little pony theme song and suddenly he got an answer.

[God, fine! Never do that again. Anyway... the Uchiha kissed you].

(...come again?).

[the Uchiha girl kissed you after complaining about how dense you were. Now leave me alone, im taking a nap].

Naruto stood there for a minute, processing everything that was said to him. Then tried to remember the event... Nothing came up, he guessed that he was too drunk at the time. Still, he had to confirm it.

"Sensei, I need you to tell me everything that happened yesterday... After we got drunk".

She giggled again before clearing her throat and started talking.

"Well, nothing much really. You bought eight bottles for all of us, you three got drunk, so I had to stop you from drinking more. Then we tried to take you home but Satsuki clung to you, Refusing to go home, so, in the end, you ended up taking her".

He couldn't help but notice that there was nothing said about the kiss... did the fox lie to him or did it happen after they left.

Satsuki was blushing up a storm, she was annoyed at herself. Not only did she get drunk, but she also embarrassed herself in front of her peers and superiors.

"How am I alive? Itachi was there too wasn't he?".

the blonde asked the rational question. In response, Anzashi took out a Poky box and handed it to Naruto.

There was a sticky note on it.

Satsuki looked over, still embarrassed but interested in what his brother wrote.

The note read: I approve.

"..."

"..."

She would have to give his brother a piece of his mind.