3 4 years old Dai
it's been two and a half years since I have been in this world and let me tell you, it's not easy, you wanna know why it's because my parents are horny rabbits and that fact that I now have a year old sister who forcefully dresses me up as bride, wife, servant, etc and then we playhouse.
My parents love her so much that if I were to not comply with the kid's request and she were to cry because of that, I get a spanky on my precious buttocks.
I had half a mind to run away but I got used to it as she turned a bit older and became much more sensitive than before, but not by much, haha
We are outside in the park, my mother took us with her as she let us play while she talked with other aunties
"Brother brother, push me, ehheehehehe"
"....."
Honestly, I don't have anything else to do until I become 6 years old.
besides, it's not like I hate all this. rather I like it very much, having a small family and living my life peacefully but I am a hundred percent sure that the world won't let me pass away in peace and throw some problems at me just to smite me.
I have been following a balanced diet that provides me with all the nutrients I need to grow into a great ninja, my diet includes but is not limited to
4 pokichips
2bowls of rice
Chocolates
Candies
Chocolate milk
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.
.
"....." now that I think about it. fuck I am getting fat, I look like a chihuahua,
,...., I think I might cry
I have also amassed some rather good skill despite my unique skill not being unlocked
[Stats]
Name: Dai Kurosaki
Age:4
Rank: none
power level: trash
Emotional parameter: Frustrated, happy, idiotic, sleepy, tired
unique skill: Skill Maker(unlocks at 8 yr old)
skills: cooking level 1
Running level 3
hiding level 3
cleaning level 2
Fighting level 2
Toughness level 2
I think I am pretty well prepared...or so I thought until I saw a rather familiar-looking kid....who was taking a swing right beside my sister with his head hung low...everyone seemed to ignore him or was pointing fingers at him from afar
His attire seemed to light a spark in my dumdum mind
Land of fire.....Konoha....ninjas...chakra....orange clothes MOTHERFUCKKEEER
I began hyperventilating due to the shock I just received, it's that damn God again
He sealed my memories...or at least this part of them...I hope
I could not help but spill a tear
What am I gonna do, this world is not my cup of tea
as I was busy thinking about how to make skill and run far away from this world The orange-clothed boy with blonde hair and whisker looked at me.
"Will you be my friend, Dattebayo"
"..."
"....."
".. I guess not, huff"
Naruto began to walk away with a sad face this brought me out of my state and I called out to him
"I will be your friend" I called out in a loud voice
Naruto stopped in his track, he turned around with an expression of surprise on his face
"Really?!"
"Yeah"
"Really?!"
"Yes"
"Are you sure!?"
"You know what forget it"
I said as I turn around and start walking away
Naruto runs after me
"Wait wait, I -i"
"It's alright so you wanna play, " I asked him
After that, we played for a while, mostly him pranking me and chasing me before Izumi took out her toys and made us play house with her.
I was a little worried that mother might stop us from playing with Naruto but I am happy that the worst she did was look at Naruto with unpleasant eyes.
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It's been two months since I have started hanging out with Naruto, I was not a diehard fan and due to my previous life conditions I did not have much time to watch naruto so I did not know that Naruto failed the ninja academy exams before and that he was admitted in the academy at a very young age, but it all makes sense
With all the harshness he experiences in the village he might come to hate it, hence a little schooling is very important for him so that he stays loyal.
Though he is nothing compared to a real ninja but his perks are still there for me to exploit, hehe
"Naruto, Will you teach me how to fight, I feel like I should know how to fight so that when someone comes at us, we can give em a hard knock, hahaha," I told him, this made him beam with excitement and he agreed
just like that, I spent a year learning from Naruto how to fight as much as he could take, he also taught me very good Fishing.
Izumi does not hang out with us anymore since she gained some friends her age
We also kept challenging each other over and over again which caused both of us to become stronger.
After the first half of the year, we were not able to increase our strength by much so I suggested that we started doing exercises with weights and he agreed, later on, he tried to bail out so I could not stop him since he did not have enough to eat unlike me who had a family
His being a growing ninja with his chakra paths active needs more nutrition so I guess I can cut him some slack.
I tried to get food from my parents for Naruto but my mother was against it so I can't do anything about that.
During this year we also had to face some unsavory people, they came to beat up Naruto and told me that it would be better if I stood aside.
Honestly, if it were before I made friends with him I would have stood aside but not now so as anyone can guess I beat them into the ground.....okay okay maybe not true but I did get one of them with a good uppercut and knocked some teeth out, haha
I was now five and a half years old and during all this time I enjoyed the company of Naruto, he was a really good friend and I could not ask for anything better....other then a sexy milf of course so that's that.
